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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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Oh hun, no.
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#fedoras4jesus
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Hey, don't judge too quickly, he could be an old black man. Lord knows they can pull off a fedora.
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<Snipped quote by Marik>

In my case, a baby face.


*checks calendar*

*checks mirror*

fill in, you bastard

Fill in!
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I have the first four. Working on the hair. It's not easy.
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I'm twenty five now and I can grow enough of a beard that it doesn't look like a shit stain, but I still can't grow the bit in between the mustache and the beard so it looks a little neck beardy.

But I can't win. It's either imperfect beard or look like a big twelve year old. Seriously. Last year when I was still clean shaven a woman started to give me advice for "When I get old enough to buy my own groceries".
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Having a cute dog gives females a reason to talk to you.
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Oh, i'm not blaming the gold diggers. I like to think of myself as a pretty sentimental, considerate type of dude. But if some repulsive chick was like "I'm rich, get me off and you won't have to work again." I would be on that so fast that my nose would be tickling her cervix before she could say "Yacht club." That's just common sense.


what nose? that coke abuse has wiped it off your face
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The secret is the beard, not the hair. It's all about the beard.
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As much as it sticks in my throat to admit it, I understand Dinh's argument because it's made from a statistical standpoint rather than the more red-pill-esque, bitterness-driven codswallop the OP is spouting.


Dont be mad brah, I'm sure she will take you back.

Just gotta lift a bit more and get off the computer every once in a while.
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Dont be mad brah, I'm sure she will take you back.

Just gotta lift a bit more and get off the computer every once in a while.


Well Halo does have the tall white thing going for him.
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Oh, i'm not blaming the gold diggers. I like to think of myself as a pretty sentimental, considerate type of dude. But if some repulsive chick was like "I'm rich, get me off and you won't have to work again." I would be on that so fast that my nose would be tickling her cervix before she could say "Yacht club." That's just common sense.


I'm not sure that works anatomically. Either she can fit your entire head inside of her, or you're Pinocchio.
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I'm not sure that works anatomically. Either she can fit your entire head inside of her, or you're Pinocchio.


I'm a real boy. And that's all I got to say about that.
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In regards to the first post. Just read may SIGNATURE. My SIGNATURE knows all.
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this topic has obviously touched some nerves, I didn't know this would hit so many people close to home.
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You know, the first three steps could double as: "How to not get executed by the police."
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You know, the first three steps could double as: "How to not get executed by the police."


and triple as 'how to get looted in Baltimore.'
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You know, the first three steps could double as: "How to not get executed by the police."


Steps 1 and 4 as well.

Also, OP seems salty.
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<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>@scribz knows what I look like, youve all guessed wrong so far. And I'm not bitter, lighten up.....or should I say...whiten up :D :D :D :D


He definitely does not rap and ponder at the #river.
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