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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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*jogs in place*
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Get dressed.
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I'M NOT GOING ALONE
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by stark
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Sorry, I can't run because one of Taaj's rats sprained an ankle.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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I'm not running because there are children starving in Africa. Caloric waste is distasteful.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Joegreenbeen
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I'll run Awson! Is a 9min 30sec mile good for you. I really need to shave off two minutes, but the universe has been doing its best to stop me.
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No it's not good enough. Pick up the pace, space-slug.
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No it's not good enough. Pick up the pace, space-slug.


I could probably start at an 8, I've been sick all week.

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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I can pull a mean 30 minute mile if I want to.
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I can pull a mean 30 minute mile if I want to.


I'm starting XC next week, I'll give you some tips. XD
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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Oh, is it leg day?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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I can pull a mean 30 minute mile if I want to.


I can walk a mile faster than that.

Guess it's cuz I've got long Ent legs.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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If I tried to run, the horrid thing that is my body would cease functioning and I would be found dead and covered in mucus.

This is my excuse for a lifestyle that will kill me in ten years.
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My legs don't work right.
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My legs don't work right.


My legs don't work right because I don't use them.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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I always preferred to think of my legs as "Nacho-retrievin' fins"
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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My legs work, I guess.

It's the rest of my body that doesn't work. God damn breathin' organ gives out after five minutes of running, I start aching everywhere BUT my legs, and my arms can't decide between "Totally doin' it" and "HOLY SHIT END THIS TORTURE."
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Nerds.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Darcs
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I'd brag about being able to run 5 minute 30 second miles, but that's not even that good compared to people who practice everyday, or most mammals. So many fast things, you have to wonder how Robonik caught them at all.

Also I can't jog. Stamina is for people who want to run practically like a bunch of dorks. Like, just get a bike, it's like jogging but better in every way.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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I used to have a horse that did all my running for me.

Jk, he was lazier than I am, I was lucky if I could get him to walk a little faster than normal
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