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How can you explain toasters?

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Bread goes in, toast comes out.

You can't explain that.

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Why don't un-toasters exist yet? Sometimes I have a piece of toast and then I realize that I just want the piece of bread.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by The Survivor
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Bread goes in and these like...mini grills heat it up so it becomes toast and it pops out.

Pretty easy actually.

Also, here's a diagram of a toaster.

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by CAS
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But how come if you put a bagel in the toaster it doesn't turn into toast?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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How come if you put toast into a toaster, it doesn't come out bread?

I can't explain it, therefore god did it.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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But how come if you put a bagel in the toaster it doesn't turn into toast?


artificial intelligence.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by FacePunch
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They're like German gas chambers but for bread.
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They're like German gas chambers but for bread.


If I wanted mustard on my toast I'd use a bottle of it.
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Why don't un-toasters exist yet? Sometimes I have a piece of toast and then I realize that I just want the piece of bread.


who prefers non-toasted?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Izaka Sazaka
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All hail the toast overlords.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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I've never been able to answer that question definitively myself, but my theory is that it somehow involves magnets.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Smink
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The same goes for sex with a charizard.
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I poured pancake batter in my toaster ... why didn't I get pancakes?
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Thinking about being a toast-sized human stuck in a toaster is actually the most terrifying death I've thought of all morning. o.o
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Thinking about being a toast-sized human stuck in a toaster is actually the most terrifying death I've thought of all morning. o.o


Does the toasting kill you? Or, is it foreplay before you pop up, get covered in Marmite, and eaten alive?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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@KnightShade your avatar reminds me of this.

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Thinking about being a toast-sized human stuck in a toaster is actually the most terrifying death I've thought of all morning. o.o


Sounds like something from...

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Halo
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>does physics
>can actually explain
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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does physics can actually explain toasters??
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Personally, I have a lot of faith in Physics Can's ability to explain things.
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