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Unfortunately for Richard, the time was now will never be, for he is trapped in his own delusions of time itself
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But in doing so, so was everyone else.
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"Saladin sends his regards" a Saudi prince said to the spectral monarch before running him over with an oil-black Lamborghini.
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Cookie Crisp is false advertising because they weren't really cookies and therefore it really wasn't 'cookies for breakfast'.
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The old Jew was stunned with this enlightened revelation.
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"Well, oy me right in the vey." the Jew said, scratching his bald pate.
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Suddenly! a car full of neo-nazis hops the curb and runs down the old Jew.
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But he dodges it Matrix style.
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And the Neo-Nazi's spun out of control and crashed into a nearby soviet union, where they were carted off by a couple of glorious communists.
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"My dick is made of bologna" said a strange man in a mime outfit.
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"Would that be beef or a mixture of chicken, pork, and other left over shit?" asked a man dressed as a nun.
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"Is it kosher?" Says the now cross dressing Jew.
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And the Jew remembered that pork can never be kosher, so he did ten sit-ups for the glory of Yahweh so as to tone for his sins.
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Than the strange man in the mime outfit, critically stunned at the jew's physical prowess melted into a strange liquid on the ground.
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"Well gefilte me right in the fish." The Jew said, shrugging exponentially.
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Suddenly, an army of pineapples attacked!
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The Jew was confused to all hell, he shrank back into the corner and watched as the pineapples entered the fray.
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But just as the pineapples descend on The Jew, the communists from earlier kick down the door and fight the army of tropical fruit in a valiant display of deus ex machina.
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And in typical Russian irony, they sing glorious Cossack choir songs as they fight.
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