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What is the most phallic food

Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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Sausages? Zucchini? Cucumber? Eggplant? Banana? Really deformed peanut? Sponge cake?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Unfortunately
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mushrooms

they got the glans too
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Well, you know, I am pretty sure phalluses are the most phallic food.
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An erect penis...
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mushrooms

they got the glans too


Not much in the way of an adequate shaft, though.
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An erect penis...


You have to appreciate the subtle wit.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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Well, you know, I am pretty sure phalluses are the most phallic food.


Relevant.
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have you ever been to the grocery store and looked at a cucumber and been like

damn
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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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have you ever been to the grocery store and looked at a cucumber and been like

damn


No, because I never went to see Fifty Shades.
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I caught all the good parts of fifty shades in animated gifs.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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There are numerous dishes that are literally just penis. Any one of those is pretty phallic.
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<Snipped quote by XDark AnorexiaX>

You have to appreciate the subtle wit.


"I call it 'subtle wit'"

"More like 'dumb shit'"
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<Snipped quote by idlehands>

"I call it 'subtle wit'"

"More like 'dumb shit'"


That is the joke.
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