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Srs question guys, how do you SWAG up in the morning? Or do you sweg?
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I think it is determined by how many times that term is written on your clothing. Extra points if the name is also applied to any hygiene products you apply to yourself.

But if you have a vanity license plate using any variation of this term, you've gone to far.
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You don't.

It's a natural thing.

So if you don't have it,

You're probably never will.
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I think it is determined by how many times that term is written on your clothing. Extra points if the name is also applied to any hygiene products you apply to yourself.

But if you have a vanity license plate using any variation of this term, you've gone to far.


So if I have a camo shirt with camo made up of entirely the word "swag", will that work as both increasing my swag levels and making me hidden? Does wearing Kayne West's Le Swege man-fume also increase it?

You don't.

It's a natural thing.

So if you don't have it,

You're probably never will.


But my mama told me I could be anything I wanted! :<
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But my mama told me I could be anything I wanted! :<


Your mother lied.
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So if I have a camo shirt with camo made up of entirely the word "swag", will that work as both increasing my swag levels and making me hidden? Does wearing Kayne West's Le Swege man-fume also increase it?


Yes.

Also, say swag as much as you can. Insert it into sentences.

"This dance floor is increasingly swag."

"This restaurant serves split pea soup. That is so swag."

"My grandma put tennis balls on her walker to help with her swag."

"Where is the restroom? I need to go drop a swaglog."
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Your mother lied.


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"Where is the restroom? I need to go drop a swaglog."


Ain't going to lie, I'm thinking of changing the word "shit" with the word "swaglog" in my vocabulary.

Surprise test? Awww swaglogs.
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Sometimes you can get a bag of swag with a burglar halloween costume. For some reason sexy burglars don't get any swag. Usually it's empty anyway, which I think means the swag was inside you all along.
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You can't just BECOME swag. You have to be born into it, molded by it. All that is around you must be swag from the day of your birth to the day of your death.
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Just go to a convention of some kind, every booth will be giving out some kind of swag. Supermarkets are good too, free samples and such.
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You can't just BECOME swag. You have to be born into it, molded by it. All that is around you must be swag from the day of your birth to the day of your death.


Just go to a convention of some kind, every booth will be giving out some kind of swag. Supermarkets are good too, free samples and such.


STAPH GIVING MEH MIXED MESSAGES AND CONFUSING MEH
WHICH ONE OF CHU R TELLIN TEH TRUTH???
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You have to kill your best friend in combat in order to truly unlock your swag potential.
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Me. I'm telling the truth.
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You could also check the trash. That's usually where most swag goes.
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Yeah believe Keyguy. Nex is a dirty liar.
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You try to speak confidently about a subject which you have NO idea about.

Wait.

You mean SWAG doesn't just stand for Scientific Wild Ass Guess? SOMEONE LIED TO ME!!!
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