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Rusalka El Telefono Publico

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The mask I'm fine with, but can you please not stick anything up my ass?
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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Goddamnit, I melted yet another person's face off?!
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Rusalka El Telefono Publico

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I see you are also augmented in other places as well.
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Erklings25 Abracadabra

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Well.... You're creepy. *Backs away slowly*
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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*drools*
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Shorticus Filthy Trickster

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU'RE A CYBRID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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*blinks* How much did I drink? O__o
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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Since when did I get necrophilia?
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Erklings25 Abracadabra

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Since when did I sleep with guys who wear eyeshadow? Since when did I sleep with guys?
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Since when did I sleep with rich folk? ...Am I a pr- No. Naaaaah. I only do that on Tuesdays.

...Is this Tuesday?
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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Why do you look like a hobbit version of Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter?
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La Luchadora Piña colada

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It's convenient how your arm works like a swiss knife with variety for my tastes.
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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Damnit! I tell a woman about my reindeer fetish, and then she uses it to exploit me!
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AlteredTundra

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"It's whatever. At least I'm alive."
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Shorticus Filthy Trickster

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...I got you really drunk, didn't I?
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Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

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Next time don't let me take LSD and Salvia at the same time. I think that it might have just lead to long-term hallucinations.
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Am I a lesbian now? o.o
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Now if only you took off that bonnet ;)
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Smink

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Alright!
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So I fucked an oil painting. This is new.
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