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You live again somewhere else in the continuity of existence. Ad Infinitum.

The hindus are pretty on the mark, except for their ascribing of morality to the system with that karma bullshit. It's more like you kinda just get born again somewhere else. Crossing lives is pretty much impossible because of how many possible things you can be born as. You don't really 'ascend'- you just occassionally get lucky with what you get born as.

Every other past life I recall has been pretty horrible for me.

eing a human in the most powerful country on this planet with comparitively minor developmental problems is actually a pretty nice life compared to what i'm used to.

Once I was some tentacled thing farming underwater for a real dickhead of a warlord. Trust me, you don't want to work for it. Shunted fuckarm of a individual that warlord was and still is I bet. Didn't even do its job, I ended up getting speared by something above the water out of nowhere and got the fun joy of having all my brains sliced off my head.

Another time I was a sorta gerbil-like creature. I say sorta since I was actually quite massive and had to smell my way around everything. However, that life was a truly mortifying and horrible experience. I don't even want to describe it as a human now.

Than I got to be in the war caste for a highly industrial species of hexapods. I was burned to death by napalm. That life was a okay one I suppose, there was lots of free time and commadry to be had when not rigorously training or getting beaten with a metal rod for missing practice targets (strict mother fuckers there).

Now on this planet and somewhat aware again after 19 fucking years, I do ask:
Why do otherkin keep getting all these past lives where they get to be all these powerful things like dragons or princesses? Is it just that the other people aware of reincarnation are too embarrassed to discuss how their past lives went just because they didn't get to live in some fancy palace or be some giant monster that ate people?

And anyone got their own past lives to share?
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Once I was some tentacled thing farming underwater for a real dickhead of a warlord. Trust me, you don't want to work for it. Shunted fuckarm of a individual that warlord was and still is I bet.


i can't get past this
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You are a fuckarm.
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That's nice.
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Male ant. 'Nuff said, I'm not going to even start on the other ones.
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Allah is not your grandpa Aaron.
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Allah is not your grandpa Aaron.


But Arawak, I am already Siddha.
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Male ant. 'Nuff said, I'm not going to even start on the other ones.


Yeah... I just said the lives where I was a self-aware organism.

Something about just being stuck in one place for like a couple hundred years feeling millions of tiny creatures eating you from inside-out just isn't worth bragging about.

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But Arawak, I am already Siddha.


REINCARNATION HAS NO MORALITY STOP IT WITH YOUR LIES
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<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

REINCARNATION HAS NO MORALITY STOP IT WITH YOUR LIES


It does and I can confirm Westeros exists.

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I was an ant-eater.

Watch yourself, Arena.
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<Snipped quote by Arawak>

It does and I can confirm Westeros exists.


That wasn't westeros Aaron. That was just middle age britain.
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That wasn't westeros Aaron. That was just middle age britain.


Nah mang, I saw White Walkers.
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Did Jon Snow come back to life?
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<Snipped quote by Arawak>

Nah mang, I saw White Walkers.


maybe they were just bad-tempered lepers in winter
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Did Jon Snow come back to life?


I'm not at liberty to say. As soon as I returned GRRM strapped me to a cross and told me how I can't say shit.
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-snip-


pic or it didn't happen
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in a past life I got laid
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<Snipped quote by Arawak>

pic or it didn't happen




Picture taken of me as a tree. This is one of my branches getting gnawed out by millions of insects circa 1986 AD. I think I than was a fish few a several years until becoming a human.



Picture taken by some humans where I was a tank bug for the Arkkavian Hive slaughtered by some angry ape circa 47662 AD. It still burns.



Picture of me taken by one of my two dozen brothers while I was on a computer during the Kamarla Caliphate's golden age circa 105002009 BC.

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Don't ask



War correspondant photo of me and comrades in battle against a technical during the Tzeesh Empire wars circa 459200 BC.
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@Arawak Outside some mildly disturbing pictures, I have concluded that you have some how managed to fuck up time space if you've gone that far in the future and that far back into the past.

I'd almost to expect you to say that you drive around in a TARDIS Prius.

Seriously. How the fuck do souls mismash their way through wobbly timey limey stuff?

How do you remember memories from millions of years in the future?
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I don't know.

I once tried to ask some higher level entity that question and it just told me to fuck off.

And I literally did.

So I don't ask those kinds of questions anymore.
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