I wonder why no one's posted?

It's lonely around here

Character information

NAME: Louie Brewster

GENDER: Male

SEXUALITY: Straight.

AGE: 16

YEAR: 6th

HOUSE: Hufflepuff

BLOOD STATUS: Muggle Born.

In-depth Information
APPEARANCE: An overweight African American teenager that wears street clothes under his robes. He often is seen wearing headphones. He stands at 5'11", 189 pounds. He's muscular beneath the layer of fat coating his body. He has a large, fully colored tattoo of Carrot Top on his back.

PERSONALITY: Despite his appearance, Louie can really get around. He can be found in almost any place at any time, usually listening to music and eating Sunchips. He seems laid back, but is actually quick to anger. He can become enraged over the smallest transgressions, even interpreting random words as insults. He is very sensitive about his weight as well. Other than that, he is friendly and loyal, and quick to look out for his homies. Louie also tends to forget the names of people, places, and things, and is prone to narcolepsy. He loves comedy almost as much as fighting, but his sense of humor is the worst. Such is all one needs to know about his tattoo.

HISTORY: Louie grew up in the streets of Hoboken, New Jersey. His family was dirt poor, and his abusive grandpa, Darrel Brewster, gave him no quarter. He couldn't hold down any jobs due to his volatile temperament, and frequently came home in bad shape thanks to the neighborhood gangs, only to be given another beating by old gramps. Not that Louie couldn't fight back, no, he simply wouldn't. He had taken boxing and wrestling classes since age five, but if he so much as laid a finger on gramps he'd go to jail, and after that there'd be no chance in hell of him living a normal life. Not with a record.

Of all the things, though, it turned out he had a hidden talent for magic. That would certainly explain how he one day afflicted his dog with a tickle curse. Sure enough, he got a letter in the mail. Desperate and ready to believe anything, he took the leap and soon after found himself at Hogwarts. Now devoted to starting a new life and becoming powerful enough to support his family back home, he seeks to become a professional slayer of foul magical creatures.

Magic

WAND:
Six inches and made of black ironwood, incredibly durable. Has a silver and iron core, making it good against magical entities.

BOGGART: His uncle.

PATRONUS:


TALENT: Defense Against the Dark Arts, adept at immobilization and disarming spells such as Petrificus Totalus, Locomotor Mortis, Expelliarmus, and Titillando.

WEAKNESS: Every other class and spell. He has very poor grades in all other subjects, and has thus far been unable to learn any defensive spells.

Other
PET: Horned owl.