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Granted; however, you fall into a coma and never wake up again.

I wish for something that, by the very nature of this thread, when corrupting it becomes an awesome or wonderful thing.
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ok, you die

I wish I was a bull
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Granted. You are now the most attractive cow in the herd and bulls are sent to you to multiply.

I wish I could wish things and for them to happen in real life.
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granted, but the process you must go through to wish something is so gross and publicly humiliating that you don't ever use your new wishing power.

I wish for ample amounts of inspiration and creativity, time, and motivation!
Mwahahaha! I shall be unstoppable!
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Granted, you've been made into a hermit. You barely have the money for living expenses because of the minimal assistance from social welfare. You're forced to use the most rudimentary art supplies. Most people are never able to work their way out of poverty, you definitely won't be unstoppable.

I wish that my life was like a video game, with all the perks that come with it.
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Granted. Your video game life is hosted in a world known as a Hard Drive. Unfortunately, the Hard Drive was made in the 90's, and the plates clash, corrupting you and obliterating you for eternity.

I wish for an Optiplex 9020 to replace my pleb workstation.
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Granted

But all it can run is a black screen that makes screaming noises at you while you sleep.

I wish I wasn't depressed.
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Congrats, you now have social anxiety.

I wish that I always had enough charge for an important phone call, with no consequences to the functioning of the device.
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Granted, But the person you call loses all senses for the rest of their life

I wish to always be curse free, and that any negative effects of my wish be nullifyied at my disgression.

Hehe.
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Granted, for the rest of your life you remain as uncursed as your wish. Sadly though, someone has to be cursed. The one who gets cursed instead of you eventually figures out that you're the reason why they're cursed. They then set out on a Kill Bill style quest for vengeance, and you're their target.

KILL LOVISA COLDEYES: VOL 1.

I wish that I'll be the most stylish and dapper gentleman in the room at all times.
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Granted; you are now the most stylish and dapper gentleman in the room... full of crack whores and deadbeats.

I wish to see a theatrical release of KILL @LOVISA COLDEYES: VOL 1, starring @TwelveOf8.
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Granted but when you see it, it's so good that your mind blocks and you remain a "vegetable" for the rest of your life.

I wish super heroes and villains would exist and the villains never win/destroy Earth or any city.
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Granted. Heros irreversibly destabilize the balance of power and turn the world into a bastion of excessive order where nobody has free will, but it's all good, because everyone is alive, right?

I wish for a pineapple pen.
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@ArenaSnowGranted, but the pineapple is actually a grendade and the pen is the pin. Have fun bro :)

I wish to never need sleep again. So much shit would get done, holy shit.
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Granted, but you fall asleep at random times. You dont need sleep but it doesn't mean you can't sleep.

I wish I had a job that paid a million dollars a day
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Granted, in your first week you're killed by jealous family members to inherit it all.

I wish for more people to know what the video game iteration of Cortex is.
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Granted, an elderly man living in a small hut within a village of India is suddenly imbued with the knowledge of everything involving Cortex. Its a shame he's only a few weeks from death, though.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.
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granted. You are now constantly surrounded by people who like you and want to talk to you, 24/7. You start to lose out on lots of sleep, and you can't even get away from everyone for a minute to go to the bathroom in peace. eventually you decide to wish away all the people, and you slowly become lonely once again.

I wish for all creepypastas to be real.
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Granted. A few days from now, you'll fall into a creepypasta and drown.

I wish that Innos, Adanos and Beliar to be real.
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Granted. They stalk you everywhere you go.

I wish I could herp derp.
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