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Age | Nationality | Description


Player Characters




Veejay Gupta
28 | Indian | Salty scrub
@Gcold
Bahadur Shiri
37 | Indian | Hobo with a gun
@Peik

Peter Hannegy
32 | British | Blackmailed bloke
@Peik
Rajan Solehani
25 | Indian | One-legged plant guy
@BingTheWing

Sashi Shah
35 | Indian | Pretty in plastic
@Atrophy
Kamala Khan
21 | Indo-Canadian | Squeaky clean
@Greenie

Delilah Gheimhridh
23 | Irish | Belly full of sin
@Kingfisher


Characters: 7 | Players: 6




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Justin Nero
41 | American | Dogged bounty hunter
@DeadDrop





Organizations






Majabut Bharat Parishad (MBP)
Hindu extremists
@BingTheWing
Iris-Sakamoto Corporation (ISSOco)
Bio-medical company
@Atrophy

Uzbek Mafia (AKA the Gardeners)
Less-than-honest business
@Peik


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Take down these dangerous NPCs for some sweet cash and character development. How you work or who you work with is personal choice; just be sure to register with the Sopahn Bail Enforcement Network.

You may submit your own bounty.

  • Streamsniper: Unpredictable narcissistic solo shooter who livestreams killings on Twitch. This individual has been eluding police tracking so far. As a contributing citizen, any help ending this random murder rampage is appreciated.
  • Edgers: Sword swinging vigilantes, decked out in black trench coats and fedoras. They have hurt dozens of innocent people, which they claim as "corrupt villains". Anyways, the City Safe Board have upgraded them to top-level threat.
  • Canesmokers: Senile anti-aging drug smugglers. Their excuse is the right to live as long as the first world citizens. The Narcotics Control Bureau doesn't agree; they're offering rewards for takedowns.
  • Deadc47: Obnoxious, animal abusing DJ duo. Safe to say that many animal rights activists and music critics want them gone.
  • Jack-Your-Son 5: Five human trafficking douchebags, claiming to "clean" kids with bleach. The United Parents of Sopahn wants their children back.
  • Need for Weed: Often intoxicated street racers; the more they smoke, the faster they drive. It's fine if they only wreck themselves. Unfortunately, they are responsible for numerous incidents involving unaffiliated citizens. It's time someone end their racing ring for good.
  • New Thuggee Movement: The original Thugs are back!
  • True Speech Therapy: They'll literally cut off your tongue for bad grammar. Often stalking schools and malls with language trivia, failing grade gets you snatched up, tongue-tied and cut. It's hard to believe some elitists actually support them.
  • Ramp Up the Rampage: Local xenophobe mobs have been waving cricket bats and broken bottles on the ramp leading into the Resettlement Zone. In response, many Bengalis and Kashmiris formed their own mobs to fight back. Someone better find the agitators behind this and calm the mobs down, or a lot of people are gonna get hurt really bad.





Illicit Requests






Take down these dangerous NPCs for some sweet cash and jail time. How you work or who you work with is personal choice; just be sure to register with the contact shut up.

You may submit your own request.

  • Dumbasses of Donbass: Russian ski tycoon Imran Mastisky wants you to stop these insensitive actors and writers from opening a satirical play about the 2010s Ukraine conflict.
  • Full Moon on High Noon: Business owners from the downtown pedestrian zone want you to give these streakers a good spanking. After all, they're asking for it by running around butt-naked at 12 noon.
  • Paper Tigers: Hackers so pathetic that they can't even find proper Guy Fawkes masks. These nerds don paper masks and hack for the lolz; rip their sheets off and give them some nasty paper cuts. Hundreds have lost valuable data (including search history, saved vids and credentials), and they will appreciate some disproportionate retribution.
  • Deep Throat Singer: This Youtuber got to be the worst singer ever. Luckily for you, this kid is close enough to be shut up permanently. A loose coalition of Sopahnian Youtubers wants this clown to stop ruining everyone's reputation.
  • Dr. Phail: Technically, this med school prof never did anything wrong. However, ridiculous grading, crappy life advice and a tendency to steal fellow instructors' naans means someone needs to be schooled again. Taray Medical College is willing to hand out honorary degrees for exceptional achievements.
  • Security Van 5-7: Whoever drives this money-carrying lorry likes to stop at a 24/7 lassi joint, from 0000 to 0200. Sounds like the perfect time to have a payday, no? Just remember to donate afterwards, so the four masked goons can continue providing such opportunities.
  • Uberride: Since it's legalization in the 2030s, ride-sharing has squeezed taxis out of Sopahn one by one. Today, the last Sopahnian cabbies have decided to band together and take a final stand. They will fight to keep their tradition alive; not matter the means, no matter the costs.
  • Robo Farms: Robotic agriculture came to Taray farms in the late 2040s. In 2060, a newly appointed regulation committee has frozen all autonomous farming operations, citing farmer unemployment and declining safety. This new committee would not grant leniency even with bribes. Perhaps, some farmers thought, someone should force them out of their backwardness.
  • Fly Me a River: Sky-high hologram ads collide with private flight lines upstream. The city approved of both before realizing the consequences, and it is now up to you to convince the other side that their case won't fly.





Startups and Shutdowns






Take up (or down) these dangerous lucrative business opportunities for some sweet cash and possible criminal charges. How you work or who you work with is personal choice; just be sure to register with the Chamber of Commerce.

You may submit your own business opportunity.

  • Chance Meating: All meat shops in the market besides the train exchange have failed inspection. A couple even have been suspected of cannibalism. Why are they still squatting there then? Someone clear them out. Do so, and you can take their place rent free for 3 months (as long as you ramp up the standards). Hint: Try cultured meat!
  • Theatre Franchising: The last theater venture near the Daladal didn't go so far. Perhaps you can do better? Plus Ultra is offering grants for bringing indie holo-films to the less fortunate.
  • Ring Harbour Donuts: This year's Harbour Festival will have a theme of donuts! Let's break the world record for most donut vendors in one place! Wait, what's that? Triggered diet junkies?
  • Rabid Pet Care: Mixing cats and dogs with lion and wolf genes; what could possibly go wrong? A dozen injuries is what. Catch these animals (and their owners) and find some way to get rid of them.
  • VR Addiction Counseling: Kids these days; always sneaking out of school to play with their immersive headsets. It's 'bout time someone set them back on the right track. Hold on, there's a crowd of protesting neckbeards outside.
  • Arcological Renovation: A few experimental structures require urgent renovation. Mr. and Mrs. Khatri in particular needs someone to make their super skyscrapers look better, or their competitors' look worse. Don't worry, work fatalities are fewer than 50.
  • Airport VTOL Overhaul: Bholi International Airport wants to cash in on the VTOl craze. Can you fly one? Can you cement landing pads? Are you traffic control certified? If so, your job is waiting to take off! Nearby residents are adamantly against airport expansion!
  • BRICS Summit: Several ministers from Brazil, Russia, China and South Africa will be meeting with their Indian counterparts. National arts performances and exhibition football games are part of the venue. A few of these ministers aren't the most popular back home, and it may be their mistake coming to an area of frequent protest.





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