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Granted. Bugs and all his friends "save" humanity by randomingly dropping Acme anvils from the sky for the remainder of the year.

I wish for x-ray vision.

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Granted. However you're unable to tell if a solid object is in your path so you continuously run into things.

I wish concert tickets were free.
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Granted. The Apocalypse begins, making all money, and tickets, worthless.
I wish for pie!
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Granted. Now you ARE a pie.

I wish my neighbors would stop ahooting guns.
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Granted. They start shooting missiles. At you.
I wish for magical powers!
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Granted however you mus sacrifice a waffle on the alter of shadows to keep them.
I wish I graduated already!
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Granted. You graduated middle school.
I wish that my demons would leave me alone already.
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Granted... but you made me more insane by wishing that. bitch

I wish I was a harpy (a being from greek mythology which has a bottom half of a bird)
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Granted now toilet paper no longer works on your lower half, and the 'junk in the trunk' is gone. XD

I wish I didn't just envision that altered wish. wretchs in mouth
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Granted I show you varying subreddits involving cute animals before showing you r/NoNoNoNoYes

I wish to have a lover that won't cheat on me.
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Granted I am here to love you unconditionally.

I wish to cuddle @Winter Star12
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Granted... but I'm a yandere

I want to do the pocky game with @amorphical
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Yandere: oriental for not boring ^^!
Granted! @Winter Star12 You really like it!

I wish for more pocky!
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Granted.
I poison it with you being none the wiser.
I wish for bacon!
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Granted but I poisoned it as revenge.

I wish for lots of huggles!
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Granted, though I poisoned my hugs and you die, cause.

I wish for no logic.
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Granted I survived the poisoning because I'm a half demon as well as a yandere (how's that for no logic?)

I wish for more cuddles and a few huggles from @amorphical
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@Winter Star12 granted but I start to get attached and clingy!!!

I wish for more hugs from @Winter Star12! <3
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Granted but I'm not a perfect being and misheard the wish, therefore sending 12 winter stars plummetting from the sky to "hug" you.

I wish the cuddling would stop.
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Granted as far as you know cuddling stopped. except it really didn't! Cuddling broke out in infinity between @winter star12 and I!

I wish for privacy!^^
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