[OOC] Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

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@vancexentan The only way Oly is joining in is if Genghis gets her drunk and somehow convinces her to.

@KawaiiKyouko DONT GET ANY IDEAS!

[vancexentan]

Please Leon is one man he can't turn into Shirou Emiya. He understands that people die when they are killed, and that birthdays are for celebrating the birth of a person. He can't juggle more girls than he currently has to. He is not the bone of his sword.

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@vancexentan No but he can be the bone of their sword if ya know what I'm saying~

Please end my suffering

[Turboshitter]

Me reading this thread right now:

[vancexentan]

@TurboshitterBut is it your type of filth?

[Grey]

Y'know if Rider and Leon do the do, it's gonna be awk if Ilse uses her familiar vision.

[vancexentan]

@GreyI would hope that she knows better than to do that ha. It's like watching your best friend do her thing it's pretty awkward.

[Grey]

idk man sometimes u just wanna know where ur servant ran off to

[Turboshitter]

@vancexentan@KawaiiKyouko Okay, my verdict is that Leon and Rider actually going all the way at this point in the RP wouldn't be worth derailing the pacing and the tone of this current scene, nor would it be worth some of the potential problems it might cause in the near or immediate future. Therefore I'm casting my vote for Plan B, which as we discussed before is Khan attempting to show Leon why they call her "Rider", but getting interrupted by Albert before things migrate below the waist. That way we can spend the rest of the RP playing up the running gag of Mordred and Khan being sitcom archnemeses every time Khan tries to seduce Leon without actually having to devote any time or energy to the awkward conversation that would follow Mordred getting cucked before she technically even existed in this RP. If either of you are feeling really adamant about Leon getting his bone on, I'll listen to your cases now and we can come to a revised decision.

And @Vocab? Stay out of this or I will force you to play Dream Daddy on livestream for the rest of the RP xD

[vancexentan]

@Turboshitter I'm okay with it. It's a shame since it would've been pretty fun to make something like that happen but it's understandable. If other actually really want Leon to do it for real I'll try to make a case for it but for the better sake of the roleplay it's probably better that Leon not do it. I do want to say for the record I would've been all the way for it just for the sake of it.

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@Turboshitter Damn, guess I'll have to find another way to slide Olympia into every sex scene possible!

NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

[Shadow Daedalus]

...I've just realise Oly has Daedalus as a Servant... the one who literally compared her to his daughter...

This is never going to be lived down, is it? XD

@Vocab

...Shit

[Grey]

If either of you are feeling really adamant about Leon getting his bone on, I'll listen to your cases now and we can come to a revised decision.

@Turboshitter

someone ghostwrite vance a thesis on the ethics of post-tragedy sexual intercourse between a man and a prana simulacrum

[Shadow Daedalus]

I can't believe that this is even a viable discussion...

[vancexentan]

For what it's worth Shadow it's been a bizarre ride. Of course Leon's life is going to be a burning pile of shit regardless by the end of this roleplay, I intend to see to that one way or another, so all will be well.

[Turboshitter]

Alright, I'm a bit behind on all the posting that's been done this weekend due to a family visit, but I'll be making an Albert post soon so @1Charak2 and I can wrap this up in time to keep Leon from making a decision he might regret later (specifically after Mordred castrates him for sleeping with a filthy barbarian whore).

I'll be sure to catch up and read everyone's posts before we call the big team meeting to assembly (hopefully some time in the next few days).

[Shadow Daedalus]

'Bizarre Ride'

That was 5 Pages of 'should a 19 year old bone a 800 year old not-quite-ghost lady?' and other assorted sexual shenanigans. Mate, Bizarre doesn't even begin to cover it

[Grey]

Bizarre ride more like bizarre lack of ride tbh

[Turboshitter]

bizarre ride more like crazy noisy bizarre town

[vancexentan]

@Turboshitter"Keeping Leon from making a bad choice." Assuming that Leon won't regret summoning the super tsundere with a bizarre hate boner for her dad.