You're in a well-lit alleyway when suddenly you can hear footsteps of the avatar below you. What do you do?

[Leysos]

DON'T DISCUSS.

[Todd Howard]

NANI?!

ALL OF THIS FOR ME TO BE THE ONE WHO GETS TROLLED IN THE END?!

@Leysos

i love u bby don't change

[skidcrow]

[Todd Howard]

[skidcrow]

[Todd Howard]

[Majoraa]

You were expecting a revival of the alleyway thread?

TOO BAD.

WALUIGI TIME!!!

[Sanctus Spooki]

*ahem*

"AYYY GURL! HOW 'BOUT YOU DITCH THE HERO AND GET WITH THE ZERO"

I'll see myself out.

[Todd Howard]

*continues making plans to push forward the glory of the Red*

[Majoraa]

the main focus of my ava is supposed to be Mario but okay,

[Todd Howard]

Glory to Our Town, man in red.

[Majoraa]

Glory indeed-a, dictator horse.

[Sanctus Spooki]

@Raddum

"AYYY BRONY! HOW 'BOUT YOU DITCH THE COMMIES AND TRY OUT MY SALAMI

the main focus of my ava is supposed to be Mario but okay,

@Majoras End

SHALL I RECTIFY MY MISTAKE?

[Majoraa]

Sure, I guess?

[Sanctus Spooki]

AYY MARIO! HOW 'BOUT YOU DITCH THE PRINCESS, AND TRY OUT SOME WINCEST

[Todd Howard]

Spooki Dooki, I'm Gonna Claim That Booti

[Sanctus Spooki]

Baddum Raddum, imma cum in that bum

[Todd Howard]

no

condoms only

[Sanctus Spooki]

[Todd Howard]

then fuck off and die pls