Dear Drakel:

[Queen Raidne]

We note that you have failed to win your election. Our deepest sympathies and regrets. As you may have noticed, we have won our crown, thanks to Our clever use of king-slaying minions. We regret that the Mad King Targaryen had to die, but he was... rather unstable. Please send whomever is President Our love and bribe money.

Cordially,
Queen Raidne

[Doivid]

WHO ARE YOU

Also I'm jealous of your avatar.

[Drakel]

Madam... You are clearly beyond obsessed in gaining my attention. Note that other being the god of dragons nothing is really that special about me... Sure I hold the world's longest fap record and I will fuck your Volkswagen, but other than that I must ask, why is it that you long for me so? I'm too fabulous for you and we both know it but while you declare yourself queen I am still the god of all dragons. So please, don't be hatin on my draco hoard dragon swag or my fuckin magical science. Cuz gurl, nobody like te hatez.

*twirl*
The one and only Dragon God,
Drakel

[Beatrix]

Drakel said
Madam... You are clearly beyond obsessed in gaining my attention. Note that other being the god of dragons nothing is really that special about me... Sure I hold the world's longest fap record and I will fuck your Volkswagen, but other than that I must ask, why is it that you long for me so? I'm too fabulous for you and we both know it but while you declare yourself queen I am still the god of all dragons. So please, don't be hatin on my draco hoard swag or my fuckin magical science. Cuz gurl, nobody like te hatez.

My son is growing up!

[Drakel]

Beatrix said
My son is growing up!

MAMA Y IZ TE MEAN GIRL SO MEAN?!?!

[Turtlicious]

Man, I thought this was about hard-ons for a second.

then I realized it said eLection

[Meth Quokka]

Drakel said
Madam... You are clearly beyond obsessed in gaining my attention. Note that other being the god of dragons nothing is really that special about me... Sure I hold the world's longest fap record and I will fuck your Volkswagen, but other than that I must ask, why is it that you long for me so? I'm too fabulous for you and we both know it but while you declare yourself queen I am still the god of all dragons. So please, don't be hatin on my draco hoard dragon swag or my fuckin magical science. Cuz gurl, nobody like te hatez.*twirl*The one and only Dragon God,Drakel

Poor Volkswagen.

[TP]

well fuck, looks like this one is going down the shitter!

[Drakel]

Kangaroo said
Poor Volkswagen.

I fixed the dents... And gave it a new paint job.

[Drakel]

TP said
well fuck, looks like this one is

never change your sig

[Meth Quokka]

TP said
well fuck, looks like this one is

you're just full of shit mate

Drakel said
I fixed the dents... And gave it a new paint job.

It's exhaust pipe will never be the same again though.

[Beatrix]

Drakel said
MAMA Y IZ TE MEAN GIRL SO MEAN?!?!

I retract my statement.

[TP]

Drakel said
never change your sig

i won't.

Kangaroo said
you're just full of shit mate

no, i get rid of the shit friend.

[Drakel]

Beatrix said
I retract my statement.

Worth it.

TP said
i won't.

Good.

Kangaroo said
It's exhaust pipe will never be the same again though.

#Noregrets #FuckinMagickal #VolksDragon2014

[Meth Quokka]

Drakel said
Worth it.Good. #Noregrets #FuckinMagickal #VolksDragon2014

#FuckingMechanical*

[Queen Raidne]

Dear Drakel:

Far from hating upon your scientific magicks, We regard them most highly, and perhaps that is the reason you seem to have drawn Our affections so. Yet We do not believe in love beyond our rank, so your fears toward such an affair must remain groundless. Yet we find Ourselves writing to you yet again. Mere prose fails Us, so allow Us the indulgence of a small haiku:

Oh Drakel, whose pride
comes from fapping to cars, Our
mind - please get outside!

And while We have written to you many times, may We humbly point out that you have written back an equal number of times. Perhaps, after all, We are not the only obsessed one?

Cordially,
Queen Raidne

[Drakel]

Queen Raidne said
We have written to you many times,

Holy Fuck...

(/-_-)/ Get. Off. My. Penis.... C:

I have spoken.

Also...

[Sloth]

Drakel said
-snip-

What is that? Some weird episode of the 60's Spider-Man cartoon where everyone's favorite wall-crawler turns into a chimera dinosaur thing? 60's animation quality wasn't exactly that high, so it wouldn't surprise me.

[TP]

/flushes thread

i think i should be a mod, and that's how i lock a thread.

[Drakel]

TP said
/flushes threadi think i should be a mod, and that's how i lock a thread.

This thread was good... But now it's in your home TP... It's bad now.