[OOC] Why Were We Reincarnated as Orcs?!

[Zeroth]

Welp I just lost power thanks to a storm that blew in outta NOWHERE, so it'll definitely be tomorrow before a GMpost goes up. :/

[Lucius Cypher]

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Sure. Any part in particular?

@Zeroth

The nasty stuff first. Eyes, organs, brain if we saved any.

[King Cosmos]

The nasty stuff first. Eyes, organs, brain if we saved any.

@Lucius Cypher

Get a disease and/or parasite, speedrun Any%. Let's go.

[Zeroth]

Because I got power back so late in the afternoon today, the update still isn't finished. Will do my best to get it done tomorrow after work!

[Crusader Lord]

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Get a disease and/or parasite, speedrun Any%. Let's go.

@King Cosmos

All hail the Neurax Worm. We love the Neurax Worm.

XD

[Lucius Cypher]

Hmm. With Unknown MIA for over a week, I might have to have Gren go solo. Or at least do a lot of things all at once. Cooking, crafting, prepping. Such as it is of course. Worse comes to worse I might just have to assume Lola is effectively dead and take their stuff.

[Lucius Cypher]

@Zeroth

Sorry for double posting but I also wanted to ask, what's a coil bone? I'm guessing it's suppose to be like a springy bone used by the Tatzelwurm to do cat-snake acrobatics but what does it look like exactly? Or is it just a fancy way of saying g it's skeleton?

[ReusableSword]

@Lucius Cypher just means we get to open new spots and invite old faces

[Lucius Cypher]

True but it also has continuity issues. Lola has some of my stuff and if there ghosting what happens to it? And what if they come back? Stuff like that. Either way I'll just be posting with the assumption she's still here but might have to move forward as if she stays behind.

[ERode]

Simplest thing to do would just be for your runt to consider his options and decide that it's better to party with the four rather than Lola. No need to presume deaths n hijinks.

[Lucius Cypher]

Yeah, ultimately that's what's going to happen. I just want to try and get some food and gear together before rushing into the next scrap.

[ERode]

@Zeroth Considering the position of the Sun thus far, would Esfir be inclined to believe that they have time to wait for Gren and Lola to come to a decision/get their food cooked? She’s generally leaning to ‘no’ if it’s already the afternoon, but if it’s actually still just early noon or whatnot, she might be convinced to wait around a bit, just so the gang can work on crafting their own hijinks.

[Steel Legion]

Oh, rats.

Is it still full? No drop outs? I need to get my Orc on!

[Zeroth]

@Lucius Cypher Nasty stuff noted. The description for Coilbone should be in the last update along with the claws, fangs, etc.

@ERode It's not that late in the day yet, after midmorning but not quite noon.

Okay guys, sorry again, I didn't get the update finished and tomorrow is going to be a no-go because of my class. So we're aiming for a mid-week update this time.

[Lucius Cypher]

Gren will be eating a mix of the good and organ meats. They'd need to be cooked if Lola was here anyways, so it's just a matter of which one he eats. I would hope not to worry too much about sicknesses or diseases or chances are most of us might be dead from an infection or diereaha long before we reach adulthood.

I don't imagine a tribe of orcs who still use stone tools to have a very well developed medical or sanitation level that isn't "slap magic paste on all your wounds" and "clean all the dishes, laundry, and bodies in the same river we drink, cook, and shit in". I just assumed orcs are naturally more resistant to those sorta diseases than contemporary humans are, or else we'll find out real fast why plague is a horseman of apocalypse.

[ERode]

For reference, Lucius, Grunthor got indigestion just because he ate some undercooked and overcooked food. I don't think orc digestive systems are all that godly. But considering how it's actually still straight-up morning, Esfir probably wouldn't mind the wait after all. Plenty of time to build up the fire again and make something out of the antlers in that case.

[Zeroth]

Update is go!

[Unkown58]

Hey guys, sorry that things have been so quiet on my end! RL has just been a little hectic and I have had very limited internet time... I'm really sorry!!!

I finally have some free time though, so I'll catch up and try to post something this weekend!

[Lucius Cypher]

@Unkown58

Welcome back! I already started cooking the tazelwurm so ask sweet cheeks about what you might get when ya eat their parts.

[Lucius Cypher]

@Zeroth

Btw what's the results of the sling Gren attempted to make from the coil bone? You didn't mention it me thinks.