How much do YOU love America?

[Griever]

Like 9.7/10. It's like the best country on planet earth right now.

[mbl]

[Griever]

mbl said

So patriotic. Always makes me tear up. America is so boss.

[Seravee]

[mbl]

[idlehands]

[mbl]

[Asyrdar]

One time a buddy of my brought over a pizza and was like DUDE PIZZA, YOU FREE? and I was like

Fuck yeah Im free. Im an American.

[Griever]

Asyrdar said
One time a buddy of my brought over a pizza and was like DUDE PIZZA, YOU FREE? and I was like Fuck yeah Im free. Im an American.

This is true.

Try saying this in North Korea or the Ukraine.

[idlehands]

Try getting a pizza there

[Griever]

idlehands said
Try getting a pizza there

People who don't eat pizza are just plain unAmerican.

[idlehands]

Especially when they live in other countries.

[Dervish]

4/10 simply because you bastards need to stop coming out with reality TV shows, they're worse for my country than Rob Ford is for Toronto.

[Griever]

Dervish said
4/10 simply because you bastards need to stop coming out with reality TV shows, they're worse for my country than Rob Ford is for Toronto.

Maybe you should complain that your country chooses to broadcast our award winning American TV.

[Marik]

I’m so American, I once hatched a baby bald eagle and raised it as my own. When it grew up to be a proud patriotic adult, I set it free so that it may get a job, marry a woman and raise a family like any proper American should. One day he came back, and took me to a great mansion in the sky. This was the home of bald eagles. We then proceeded to party, drinking many beers, eating tons of big macs, and having copious amounts of sex with bikini models. After the party, I was then made the ruler of the bald eagles.

[Goldmarble]

Griever said
Maybe you should complain that your country chooses to broadcast our award winning American TV.

How about I complain that your country made Justin Beiber famous? Wouldn't have happened without Americans.

Fuck you America. Fuck you.

[idlehands]

Fuck you Canada with Avril Lewhateverdafaq her name is. And fuck you with your cold air coming down here to freeze us.

[Griever]

Goldmarble said
How about I complain that your country made Justin Beiber famous? Wouldn't have happened without Americans.Fuck you America. Fuck you.

You should complain that Canada allowed him to get semi-famous in the first place. He was born in Canada. Justin Bieber is a Canadian.

[idlehands]

Oh snap.

[mdk]

I'm THIS American.