Fried Chicken

[The Nexerus]

Why does nothing else compare to it? Why is it so spectacular? These are the real questions mankind should be asking.

[Tempest]

The Nexerus said
Why does nothing else compare to it? Why is it so spectacular? These are the real questions mankind should be asking.

What even? That shit is gross.

[The Nexerus]

Another question mankind should be asking: why does Tempest have such awful taste in food?

[Tempest]

The Nexerus said
Another question mankind should be asking: why does Tempest have such awful taste in food?

Sophisticated tastes.

[Shy]

Tempest said
What even? That shit is gross.

I take her side, I hate fried chicken.

Actually that's sort of a lie. Fried chicken strips are cool.

[The Nexerus]

Tempest said
Sophisticated tastes.

When I went to a wedding in Calgary for my Uncle, I found out that since he managed to get rich working for oil companies there, he was hosting the dinner at a country club outside the city. They served squid soup, caviar and some kind of cheese-stuffed veal inside of chicken. Both the chicken and veal were about the minimum amount of cooked as can qualify meat to be edible.

Why do rich people waste their money on awful food? I mean, would you rather eat this,



or fish eggs?

[stark]

Tempest said
What even? That shit is gross.

You're crazy -- fried chicken is all kinds of amazing.

Shy said
I take her side, I hate fried chicken.Actually that's sort of a lie. Fried chicken strips are cool.

You're both crazy -- fried chicken is all kinds of amazing!

[Heisenberg]

The Nexerus said
Why does nothing else compare to it? Why is it so spectacular? These are the real questions mankind should be asking.

It's because you have a western cuisine palate. Usually anything that's cooked in a way the displaces a product's water with oil is what's going to tickle your pickle.
The breading tends to have salt in it too. So salty, greasy chicken = typical modern, western palate bar food

:3

[The Nexerus]

Heisenberg said
It's because you have a western cuisine palate. Usually anything that's cooked in a way the displaces a product's water with oil is what's going to tickle your pickle.The breading tends to have salt in it too. So salty, greasy chicken = typical modern, western palate bar food:3

It's the consistency that attracts me more than anything. Texture is equally as important as taste. There are plenty of 'western' foods that I don't like, usually because I don't find their textures appealing. Don't pretend that anything fried is automatically a disgusting western dish, either.

[Heisenberg]

The Nexerus said
It's the consistency that attracts me more than anything. Texture is equally as important as taste. There are plenty of 'western' foods that I don't like, usually because I don't find their textures appealing. Don't pretend that anything fried is automatically a disgusting western dish, either.

I didn't pretend anything. The salt and oil are what give the fried chicken its texture. When it's finished cooking, the meat becomes firm but still tender, and the breading is crunchy while not being too moist. The salt cooks off just enough to allow the breading to be the way it is (iodized salt acts like a hydrate).

Which, for bar food, that's essentially how you get the textures for most of the dishes in the category. There's plenty of other dishes similar to it that uphold the same quality of flavor, moisture and texture. It gives a consistent (haha get it?) consistency.

[idlehands]

[Smiral]

Fried chicken is meh.

Just give me a burger.

[Card]

Smiral said
Fried chicken is meh.Just give me a burger.

[2]

My family made fun of me for ordering a burger at Buffalo Wild Wings.

[stark]

idlehands said
I can't get the embedding right.

Just copy the last part of the youtube link. (The part after the '?v= ' is what you want. The numbers and letters. Just put that between the two youtube codes, rather than the whole link.)

[idlehands]

Thank you Sherlock, I can't follow basic directions.

[Griever]

BBcode/qqcode is right below post box

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[andromedene]

Card said
[2]My family made fun of me for ordering a burger at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Card will have his vengeance.

[Card]

ImANargleHunter said
Card will have his vengeance.

This hair used to be white.

[idlehands]

Griever said
BBcode/qqcode is right below post boxvvvvvv

That's what I mean, I looked at it and did not read it thoroughly.