Hemospectrum.

[PrimezTime]

Ace of Spades said
So, am I basically low-royalty? Still haven't read Homestuck, what is Indigo? I know Blue and purple shades are the highest castes.

I'm more regal than you.

[Doivid]

I used to be royalty :(

[Goldmarble]

?

[Asuterisuku]

I got somewhere between Violet and Fuchsia...

[Metronome]

Terezi?

I can live with this.

[Kaga]

I was a perfect fuchsia on the beta site. ;_;

[andromedene]

Nah, you're a rustblood, Nex. I on the otherhand, would make a pretty good legislacerator.

[PaladinFoster]

About midway between lime and yellow. I wonder what that would mean, given that lime blooded trolls are extinct due to them being the victims of genocide.

[Griever]

PaladinFoster said
About midway between lime and yellow. I wonder what that would mean, given that lime blooded trolls are extinct due to them being the victims of genocide.

It means you're a sour individual, like a lime.

[Aragorn]

I forget the levels of the blood castes.
Also, hi Griever.

[Antarctic Termite]

PaladinFoster said
About midway between lime and yellow. I wonder what that would mean, given that lime blooded trolls are extinct due to them being the victims of genocide.

You're the same colour as Jorick.

...You two can repopulate the limebloods for us! 8D

[Meth Quokka]

antarctic termite said
You're the same colour as Jorick....You two can repopulate the limebloods for us! 8D

PF x Jorick.

That would be an utterly weird breed.

[Aragorn]

Kangaroo said
PF x Jorick.That would be an utterly weird breed.

I ship it.

[Heisenberg]

Fucking Homestuck

[Heisenberg]

>Jade??

[PaladinFoster]

antarctic termite said
You're the same colour as Jorick....You two can repopulate the limebloods for us! 8D

Someone doesn't understand troll biology very well. They breed like ants, sort of. They have a "queen" of sorts that accepts genetic information from the general populace once every three years or so, and then mixes it all up in what the comic describes as "an incestuous slurry", and then impregnates itself with that an lays a few hundred thousand eggs. These eggs are all incubated until they hatch as the larval form of the troll race, most commonly called grubs. They have no arms or legs, and are pretty much helpless no matter their blood caste. After a time, they spin cocoons and undergo metamorphosis into the prepubescent state, gaining a humanoid shape, though they are at the mental state of a human toddler. At this time, they are forced to leave the cave in which they were hatched, and face trials on the brutal surface of their world before being adopted by a wild beast. This monstrous guardian is called a lusus, and afterward defends the young troll as it struggles to make a home for itself and mature into adulthood.

Holy fuck I'm a dork for knowing that without a Wiki check for anything except for the precise spelling of "lusus".

[Antarctic Termite]

PaladinFoster said Things we know

PF, I just defied canon because I was so eager to set you up with a desirable man. It is in your best interests to go along with this. -_-

Also, as I remember, the Mother Grub needs the reproductive material pre-mixed in a lot of pails, each given by a mating pair (moirallegiance or kismessitude only, I think) of two trolls, once the Imperial Drone comes around. So there's still hope. Also without the wiki. q:

[aza]

This is a dumb thread.

[Tick]

Azarthes said
This is a dumb thread.

By bumping this thread with a new post, you finally got me to look at this thread.
So I'm gonna take that as hiding a guilty pleasure.

[andromedene]

antarctic termite said
PF, I just defied canon because I was so eager to set you up with a desirable man. It is in your best interests to go along with this. -_-Also, as I remember, the Mother Grub needs the reproductive material pre-mixed in a lot of pails, each given by a mating pair (moirallegiance or kismessitude only, I think) of two trolls, once the Imperial Drone comes around. So there's still hope. Also without the wiki. q:

Matespritship. MOIRALLEGIANCE WOULD BE REALLY WEIRD