Got asked on a date at work today.

[NotAMouse]

1. I have a boyfriend.
2. I wasn't displaying particular interest in this guy, I'm generally friendly to everyone at work, and I started a general conversation with him about tattoos (I saw he had one visible on his forearm). Was not "asking for it" with clothing choice, behavior, etc, fuck you.

Had I been single and mildly attracted to him I might've considered it... But after a quick stalking session on facebook, that would have quickly turned around.

Hello, psycho babymama drama (two kids, one weird ex-chick).
Hello, ex-boxer (but he's skinny and has a huge head??? and I thought he was super nerdy??? those all seem like bad traits for a boxer?????).
Hello, weird tattoos (the ones on his forearms are cool, but he has weird ones all over his chest and abs and back???).
Hello, extreme spelling/grammatical errors (Seriously).

weird all around.

[gorgenmast]

Woe is me! People find me attractive, boo hoo!

[Dinh AaronMk]

You're so cold, Taaj.

[Vilageidiotx]

Is that weird?

Shit. I need to move. Around here we base weirdness on how many teeth you still have.

[idlehands]

1. I have a boyfriend.
2. I wasn't displaying particular interest in this guy, I'm generally friendly to everyone at work, and I started a general conversation with him about tattoos (I saw he had one visible on his forearm). Was not "asking for it" with clothing choice, behavior, etc, fuck you.

Had I been single and mildly attracted to him I might've considered it... But after a quick stalking session on facebook, that would have quickly turned around.

Hello, psycho babymama drama (two kids, one weird ex-chick).
Hello, ex-boxer (but he's skinny and has a huge head??? and I thought he was super nerdy??? those all seem like bad traits for a boxer?????).
Hello, weird tattoos (the ones on his forearms are cool, but he has weird ones all over his chest and abs and back???).
Hello, extreme spelling/grammatical errors (Seriously).

weird all around.

@Taaj

Just curious, if you have a boyfriend why even bother checking out the guy's facebook?

[Cerberov]

@VilageidiotxAround here we base weirdness partly on that, and partly on how much camo you're wearing.

If a man with no teeth dressed in camo fatigues walks up to you, you'd better run.

[Vilageidiotx]

@VilageidiotxAround here we base weirdness partly on that, and partly on how much camo you're wearing.

If a man with no teeth dressed in camo fatigues walks up to you, you'd better run.

@Cerberov

See, here it would be opposite. I'm an outlier because I own only one camo shirt which I only use for hunting and I have all my teeth but two wisdom teeth. That would make me too soft and nerdy. Also, I never start conversations about trucks. That doesn't help.

I think normal would be at least one tooth missing that isn't a wisdom tooth, a no less then one-half of your wardrobe camo, and if you don't have a truck you should at least be seriously browsing craigslist to find one.

I suppose that's why my cousin was the first to get married out of all the kids. He owns a truck and wears a lot of Camo. He also is masculine and cool enough to have lost one front tooth, but he is also sensitive and caring enough that he has a fake tooth he wears on formal occasions.

But if you loose to many teeth, well... then you're just another tweeker.

[Cerberov]

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See, here it would be opposite. I'm an outlier because I own only one camo shirt which I only use for hunting and I have all my teeth but two wisdom teeth. That would make me too soft and nerdy. Also, I never start conversations about trucks. That doesn't help.

I think normal would be at least one tooth missing that isn't a wisdom tooth, a no less then one-half of your wardrobe camo, and if you don't have a truck you should at least be seriously browsing craigslist to find one.

I suppose that's why my cousin was the first to get married out of all the kids. He owns a truck and wears a lot of Camo. He also is masculine and cool enough to have lost one front tooth, but he is also sensitive and caring enough that he has a fake tooth he wears on formal occasions.

But if you loose to many teeth, well... then you're just another tweeker.

@Vilageidiotx

Cultural differences. Such a beautiful facet of human life.

[gorgenmast]

Fun fact: I lost my two front teeth a few years ago. Plus 3 wisdom teeth, that's five missing teeth. Are you people even trying?

[Cerberov]

@gorgenmast
You have shamed me, Gorgon. I'm getting the hammer and whiskey right now.

[Vilageidiotx]

Fun fact: I lost my two front teeth a few years ago. Plus 3 wisdom teeth, that's five missing teeth. Are you people even trying?

@gorgenmast

We always knew you were a catch.

[gorgenmast]

thank u
lub u

[Dinh AaronMk]

thank u
lub u

@gorgenmast

[Gives Googer his Googertreat]

[Vilageidiotx]

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[Gives Googer his Googertreat]

@Dinh AaronMk

Googer is Scooby Doo. The scary thing is, that totally makes sense...

[Dinh AaronMk]

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Googer is Scooby Doo. The scary thing is, that totally makes sense...

@Vilageidiotx

Scooby if he stole trains by using helicopters.

[NotAMouse]

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Just curious, if you have a boyfriend why even bother checking out the guy's facebook?

@idlehands

Probably because he friend requested me.

[Lunamaria]

thank u
lub u

@gorgenmast

I CAN'T STAND THIS AVATAR PICTURE. IT'S SO DISGUSTING. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS PIC?? ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW WITH PEOPLE'S EMOTIONAL STABILITY?

CHANGE THE PICTURE. GOD DAMN IT CHANGE THE PICTURE

[Smink]

I don't understand this thread and I'm ok with that.

[Ruby]

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Probably because he friend requested me.

@Taaj

No. That's what he did, speaking to his motivations. Nice dodge, though.

There's a reason you checked him out on Facebook. Personal vanity, bizarre curiosity, see what the other side of the fence looks like...etc.

[Ruby]

I don't understand this thread and I'm ok with that.

@Smink

Females are incredibly shallow=bragthread.