@stardustGranted, but in what we would refer to as the 25th century humans only exist as primitive hunter-gathers due to SOMEONE'S wish, the closest thing to a physicist is a shaman. You now wear nothing but a loincloth and have multiple piercings with bone jewelry, and believe that the sun is a vengeful fire-spirit. At least basic math and newtonian physics is still around, though, so you have some scientific knowledge still.
@TheUnknowable Granted, but your powers conflict with each other to the point where they're virtually useless (i.e., flight, but your super strength makes you so heavy you can't use it), or are so extreme that you can never live any sort of regular life. c:
@stardustGranted, but because I don't know what a '"Boot to the heat" skit' is, I'm going to assume that you mean "boot to the head" and "a la" means "in the style of". So what you receive is several thousand gallons of random ice cream flavors appearing Star Trek Transporter style above you and burying you. Also, an MMA fighter falls with it, gets mad that he is covered in ice cream because of you, and kicks you in the head.
Granted, for being too bored and rude to me, you are always requested to help any job worker on the planet. Whether it's chasing down a murderer, saving a child from a burning home, dedicating a bomb, or helping terrorists sneak into other countries. So have fun with the weight of the world literally on your shoulders. =)