19 May 2017 0:48
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Lord Orgasmo Professional Disappointment since 1999

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Granted. You'll die in about 2 weeks from sleep deprivation.

I wish for more wishes.
19 May 2017 9:45
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IntPenDespSword

Member Seen 25 May 2017 19:49

Granted, you get a thousandth of a wish. Use it as-is, and it will grant a ridiculously small version of what you asked for, or combine several part-wishes to a full one. Get collecting.

I wish for everyone to always have Bieber ringing in their ears.
19 May 2017 12:04
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TheUnknowable Floating in a tin can, High above the world.

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@IntPenDespSwordGranted. You are now considered and international terrorist and spend your last few days being tortured in Guantanamo Bay alongside Justin Bieber.

I wish for all of the scientific knowledge a 25th century physicist would have.
19 May 2017 13:33 19 May 2017 13:34
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stardust Lord Derp of Canadia

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Granted; however as humanity destroyed itself sometime before the 22nd century due to my last wish adjusting Earth's orbit, you basically learn nothing. Good job.

I wish to be a 25th century physicist.
19 May 2017 14:29
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TheUnknowable Floating in a tin can, High above the world.

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@stardustGranted, but in what we would refer to as the 25th century humans only exist as primitive hunter-gathers due to SOMEONE'S wish, the closest thing to a physicist is a shaman. You now wear nothing but a loincloth and have multiple piercings with bone jewelry, and believe that the sun is a vengeful fire-spirit. At least basic math and newtonian physics is still around, though, so you have some scientific knowledge still.

I wish for super powers.
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19 May 2017 14:35
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EchoicChamber

Member Seen 27 May 2017 5:35

@TheUnknowable Granted, but your powers conflict with each other to the point where they're virtually useless (i.e., flight, but your super strength makes you so heavy you can't use it), or are so extreme that you can never live any sort of regular life. c:

I wish that I was good at more things.
19 May 2017 14:58
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Vesuvius00 Fire Keeper / Superhero

Member Seen 28 May 2017 0:42

Granted. You are now merely good at all things you used to excel in, including breathing, blinking, and having a heartbeat.

I wish for some extra time in each day that we can all use for sleep or whatever you want -and nothing else would be expected of anyone during this time.
19 May 2017 15:22
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RinOkumara

Member Seen 27 May 2017 9:11

I love this wish so I won't crush it xD

I wish I could think of a wish
19 May 2017 16:13
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stardust Lord Derp of Canadia

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Granted, your wish for me to have a wish is successful!

I wish for a lifetime supply of ice cream, a la "Boot to the heat" skit.
19 May 2017 16:47
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TheUnknowable Floating in a tin can, High above the world.

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@stardustGranted, but because I don't know what a '"Boot to the heat" skit' is, I'm going to assume that you mean "boot to the head" and "a la" means "in the style of". So what you receive is several thousand gallons of random ice cream flavors appearing Star Trek Transporter style above you and burying you. Also, an MMA fighter falls with it, gets mad that he is covered in ice cream because of you, and kicks you in the head.

I wish for the next person to get a second wish.
19 May 2017 17:31
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stardust Lord Derp of Canadia

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Wow, fat fingers.

I wish for not fat fingers.

I also wish for fat fingers that cannot be corrupted.
19 May 2017 20:04
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IntPenDespSword

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You wish for no fat fingers, then you ask for uncorruptable fat fingers? The universe collapses at the paradox of your request.

I wish for every action to be done "like no tomorrow", subjectively speaking.
19 May 2017 20:45
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Lord Orgasmo Professional Disappointment since 1999

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Granted. Nothing is done because everyone is now crying, killing, or hiding because the world is over tomorrow.

I wish I had ninja skillz.
19 May 2017 21:16
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UnknownScarlet4 Metal Gear: Solid Snek

Member Seen 27 May 2017 4:57

Granted, you're now silent and invisible.

I wish for a better life, no catches, just one where I'm happy.

That or a painless death, both can suffice. :D
21 May 2017 7:58
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RinOkumara

Member Seen 27 May 2017 9:11

alright you have a very embarrassing painless death involving 5 hookers a train and an electric fan

I wish that I am never bored
21 May 2017 23:15 21 May 2017 23:17
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UnknownScarlet4 Metal Gear: Solid Snek

Member Seen 27 May 2017 4:57

Granted, for being too bored and rude to me, you are always requested to help any job worker on the planet. Whether it's chasing down a murderer, saving a child from a burning home, dedicating a bomb, or helping terrorists sneak into other countries. So have fun with the weight of the world literally on your shoulders. =)

I wish to be smarter, or more smart.
22 May 2017 1:35
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The One The Only One!

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Granted. Before your IQ was 50, now it is 51. You are officially smarter however, not by much.

I wish I could talk to and understand animals.
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22 May 2017 1:39
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Reis Ruin Me

Member Seen 28 May 2017 2:08

Wish granted, but you lose the ability to speak to other humans. Shit, I was supposed to RUIN the wish

I wish I could find a job.
22 May 2017 1:53
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The One The Only One!

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I'm totally fine with that.

Granted, you get the job you hate the most.

I wish all anime was real.
22 May 2017 8:09 22 May 2017 8:11
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RinOkumara

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Granted SAO becomes real and you get tortured by player killers in game

I wish I didn't have a cold
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