Ugh

[TupperWare Bowl]

My bird ate the tv remote so I had to give it the hiemlich maneuver it was disgusting

[Vilageidiotx]

how big your bird?

[Aragorn]

That's a big bird. Pretty sure even a macaw or cockatoo would have issues eating a remote(the beak would probably be in the way too...)

[Camerch]

Alternatively, you have a absurdly small remote in which case how the hell do you fit more than two buttons and a battery on it?

[Rusalka]

Do you have a fucking pterodactyl or something? O___o

[Antarctic Termite]

Alternatively, remote is bird-sized because television is bird-sized. By extension house is also bird-sized. OP is a bird.

So we can infer that this post means 'I am a bird and my dumb bird kid ate my remote'.

[KnightShade]

Do you have a fucking pterodactyl or something? O___o

@Rusalka

The spinosaurus is the only prehistoric animal that eats handheld electronics. True fact.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

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The spinosaurus is the only prehistoric animal that eats handheld electronics. True fact.

@KnightShade

Ah, the Jurassic Park movies were my childhood.

[ClocktowerEchos]

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The spinosaurus is the only prehistoric animal that eats handheld electronics. True fact.

@KnightShade

Then what the fuck did T-Rexs eat?

Microwaves? Taosters? Engine parts? Small children?

[Vilageidiotx]

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Then what the fuck did T-Rexs eat?

Microwaves? Taosters? Engine parts? Small children?

@ClocktowerEchos

Lawyers.

[ClocktowerEchos]

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Lawyers.

@Vilageidiotx

I completely approve of this.