I had fun with this one.
"Wouldn't recommend flying while drunk... if you suck! HAR!"
Name: Bruce Galloway
Age: 56
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 196 lbs
Pilot Class: "The Rabbit"
Nationality: Scottish-American (Born Scottish, raised in Vermont)
Appearance:
(Bruce, enjoying a beer)
Bio: Bruce Galloway was born in Galloway.
Surprising right?
Anyway, I- Bruce, I mean... Bruce means. Bruce was born to a pilot, who flew hisself and 'is fa- *Belch* family, to Vermont. Vermont was a hole and a half, nobody there was more than a rapist or a killer. Bruce's dad was a badass though. *Hic* He uh... he flew planes... a lot, he killed a bunch of bandits and shit, but he was shot in the chest by an incredibly talented sniper and was forced to do a bunch of aileron rolls and a flip in order to get to safety.
Or at least, that's what Bru- Bruce heard.
He died though, and Bruce was sad.
Good thing his dad taught him a few things 'bout flying before he died, and I- Bruce joined a travelling fighter squadron, shooting at shit and being heroic and stuff.
Bruce flew real high this one time, his plane got shot and he had to bail, when he was coming down he was sober, when he hit the ground he was drunk.
Definitely his best moment... *Hic*
He... he had a great old time flying around in Vermont, but he decided he was bored of that, and flew back where he was born, founding his... his own squad, leading them on a few engagements before they all got shot down.
It was funny though.
Now, out of money and bored out of his mind, Bruce decided to join a new group to maybe- *belch* maybe get more drunk than fifteen.
'Alright I finished the damn thing! Where's my rye?
Theme Songs:
PLANE:
Name: Bruce Galloway
Age: 56
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 196 lbs
Pilot Class: "The Rabbit"
Nationality: Scottish-American (Born Scottish, raised in Vermont)
Appearance:
(Bruce, enjoying a beer)
Bio: Bruce Galloway was born in Galloway.
Surprising right?
Anyway, I- Bruce, I mean... Bruce means. Bruce was born to a pilot, who flew hisself and 'is fa- *Belch* family, to Vermont. Vermont was a hole and a half, nobody there was more than a rapist or a killer. Bruce's dad was a badass though. *Hic* He uh... he flew planes... a lot, he killed a bunch of bandits and shit, but he was shot in the chest by an incredibly talented sniper and was forced to do a bunch of aileron rolls and a flip in order to get to safety.
Or at least, that's what Bru- Bruce heard.
He died though, and Bruce was sad.
Good thing his dad taught him a few things 'bout flying before he died, and I- Bruce joined a travelling fighter squadron, shooting at shit and being heroic and stuff.
Bruce flew real high this one time, his plane got shot and he had to bail, when he was coming down he was sober, when he hit the ground he was drunk.
Definitely his best moment... *Hic*
He... he had a great old time flying around in Vermont, but he decided he was bored of that, and flew back where he was born, founding his... his own squad, leading them on a few engagements before they all got shot down.
It was funny though.
Now, out of money and bored out of his mind, Bruce decided to join a new group to maybe- *belch* maybe get more drunk than fifteen.
'Alright I finished the damn thing! Where's my rye?
Theme Songs:
PLANE:
Name: The Malt
Description:
Plane Type: Spitfire Custom
Extra Aircraft Notes: This... *hic* this is one of the most deadliest aircraft in the skies, this craft is almost unmatched and is perfectly flown by Bruce, who is so... so excellent at piloting that it should be a crime. The Machine guns are high caliber, but Bruce doesn't like those, he likes explosions! So he outfitted the old machine guns with explosive rounds! Take that ya' piles of puke ya'! But they still aren't the coolest- *belch* Coolest weapon on the thing, it's got heatseekers which explode real nice. He also likes to use these... these... well dammit all to hell, I can't remember... figure it out yourself arsehole!
Weapons Descriptions:
4 Heatseekers
2 Flaming oil cannons
Multiple canisters of explosive rounds for the machine guns
2 Machine guns
Weaknesses: It's not fireproof, meaning that it's flaming oil cannons can cause damage to it, and there's also the fact that the extra weaponry slows the plane, something that Bruce manages to overcome because he's just so *hic* cool!
Description:
Plane Type: Spitfire Custom
Extra Aircraft Notes: This... *hic* this is one of the most deadliest aircraft in the skies, this craft is almost unmatched and is perfectly flown by Bruce, who is so... so excellent at piloting that it should be a crime. The Machine guns are high caliber, but Bruce doesn't like those, he likes explosions! So he outfitted the old machine guns with explosive rounds! Take that ya' piles of puke ya'! But they still aren't the coolest- *belch* Coolest weapon on the thing, it's got heatseekers which explode real nice. He also likes to use these... these... well dammit all to hell, I can't remember... figure it out yourself arsehole!
Weapons Descriptions:
4 Heatseekers
2 Flaming oil cannons
Multiple canisters of explosive rounds for the machine guns
2 Machine guns
Weaknesses: It's not fireproof, meaning that it's flaming oil cannons can cause damage to it, and there's also the fact that the extra weaponry slows the plane, something that Bruce manages to overcome because he's just so *hic* cool!
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