Just found out my left kidney wasn't done and decided I needed to deal with a second stone before I even passed the first one.
5 mos ago
Kidney stone blocking the ureter...yay...thankfully only 4mm so it don't need surgery, just some meds. But that pain I felt is certainly not an ideal way to wake up.
1 yr ago
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3 yrs ago
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ, had his moment of doubt and pain
Welcome. I am Slypheed, though you may call me Sly. Welcome to my gizmo. Sorry if its a bit of an eyesore. But if I took the time to make it look nice, this would never be posted. Though I may make it look nicer over time.
•I am in my Mid-late 20s.
•Currently unemployed, but that is subject to change in the future. Regardless of employment status, I do have hobbies and interests outside RPG. So I may not post every day, but I do post at least once a week barring complications. Which I will notify you of when they happen.
•I can be someone of few words on the OOC side of things, that doesn't mean I'm not interested in talking. Just how things work with me.
•I don't care how much you can write for a single post, and I don't really hold myself to a set post size. But I understand not everyone is the same way. So for those that aren't. I write an average of about 1.5 paragraphs per character I am playing. More if I'm feeling inspired.
•I do not RP through Discord, so do not try to pull me there for the sake of RP. I also will not use it for OOC chatter unless I consider you a friend.
•I mainly do NSFW RPs, with most containing smut to some degree. Though not all the time. I also do think of SFW ideas from time to time. RPs will be marked accordingly. NSFW RPs will obviously be done in PMs, but SFW ones can be done both in PMs or a thread. I'll let you pick where a SFW RP happens.
•I am open to all sorts of kinks/fetishes. But I still have limits here and there. Feel free to bring up what you like, but also don't get angry if what you like is what I don't like. I won't be that way with you, so I ask you aren't that way with me.
•When it comes to anything involving smut, I mainly do FUxF. Though I also do MxF with some regularity, and occasionally FxF. I don't do MxM, just not my thing.
•I do anything fandom related it will always be OCxOC. I don't OCxCanon or CanonxCanon.
•I enjoy both dark and light RPs. Though there is a preference for dark/dystopian RPs.
•You can show interest in SFW RPs by posting a reply here. Interest in NSFW RPs is to be done via PM, and said PM will be the OOC.
•I typically use anime/manga styled art for characters, while occasionally using more realistic styled art. I'd ask you use similar and stay away from pictures of real people.
•Even though I have listed RPs, I am open to suggestions. Just make sure that you've taken some of the above and below into consideration before pitching it to me.
•No god-modding without prior consent. This goes both ways. I won't do it unless you say its ok, and I expect you to return the favor.
•18+. I feel generally uncomfortable if my 1x1 partner is under 18. Yes, even if you are going for the SFW ones.
•I'd like you to post at least once a week. I am aware of life being an unpredictable thing. So worry not, I won't just shut everything down if you haven't said something in a week. All I ask is you notify me at your earliest convenience should something happen.
•Tell me if you are no longer interested. I understand that sometimes you lose interest for one reason or another. You don't have to list a reason, just tell me you aren't interested.
•Be willing to work on the RP as well. Lets toss things back and forth. I don't wanna feel like I'm talking to a brick wall or a yes-man. Nor do I want to feel like I'm doing all the work. If you've thought of something, I'd like to hear it. Even if you think its stupid, I may think its a cool idea.
•Make sure your expectations are managed accordingly if you decided to RP with me. If you can write small novellas each post, thats genuinely great. But I cannot, so do not expect them in return.
•Moderate grammar and spelling. I'm no master of spelling bees. And most certainly am an enemy of the grammar police. I can usually understand what you were going for in your post. No need for perfect English here. If I cannot understand what you were going for in your post, I will ask for clarification.
•Write in third person for your characters. If I do it, I want you to do the same. I'm aware its possible to have someone write in third person while the other writes in first person, and everything works out great. But to me, it is just kinda goofy to look at. And sometimes gives me a headache.
Three extra things about my search real quick. •I will only post pairings once in a blue moon. As I tend to be interested in specific ideas majority of the time. •With that, what I post will have varying amounts of starting detail. Just enough to hint at what I'm wanting. While also leaving things vague enough for us to tweak it and work out finer details. •If an RP is marked Dark that means thats it sole setting. Other RPs could potentially be dark, but aren't inherently so. These ones are solely thought up as being that way. Avoid them if you don't care/dislike them or have a personal reason to steer clear of them. I'll always put them at the bottom of the list as well to simplify avoiding them. I'll also list the primary theme at play for them. And, for the sake of clarity, these RPs follow the same system as NSFW ones. So, PM to show interest and will be played out in PMs.
The only places that list how long ago the war was is history books. Hundreds of years at least. You don't know as it was long before your time, and slaves aren't taught to read. They are only taught how to speak and how to be obedient, though not all follow their obedience training. Maybe you're one such slave? Doesn't matter. All your past owners have been cruel in one way or another. Beatings, torture, starvation. All cruel treatments at the hands of depraved Elves.
Yup, humanity lost a war long ago and you, a human, are nothing more than property to the Elves that won it. To treat as they wish, and throw away when bored. Hundreds of years of this treatment, and likely hundreds more before anything is done to live as equals again. However, there are rumors of the occasional human that gets bought that ends up living in luxury. Treated nicely and generally given a pampered life. Free of the horrors usually subjected to humans.
Of course these are just rumors right? Right?
(While I do want this to be plenty lewd and smutty, I'd also like there to be wholesome moments. Open to both FUxF and MxF. For MxF I do have an interest in the M being a submissive femboy type.)
It had been quite some time since it happened. The virus that brought humanity to deaths door. But not in the way you might be imagining. No, this virus was malicious in its intent, which lead many to believe it was a bio-weapon for a time. It killed men outright. Women weren't killed, but weren't left untouched. Only being able to birth more women into the world. Leading to a dwindling population, the decline slowed by sperm banks. A desperate attempt to prolong their extinction in hopes of finding a solution that wasn't cloning. The brighter minds theorized that perhaps a futanari could be born into the world, but for the longest time it was just a theory.
One appears in the world one day. Maybe she was naturally born? Maybe a secret lab experiment to make one? Or maybe she's not originally from this world? While her origin would intrigue people, there was the more pressing concern that she could help repopulate the world. And she'd be given full freedoms to do so, along with being given the best living conditions possible.
(Obviously FUxF only. Pretty much smutfest extraordinaire, though there is possibility for interesting events like the futa getting kidnapped. A cult or religion forming to worship her. One of us is the futa while the other plays the many, many women in the world.)
A woman has just bought a new house after moving to the city for work reasons. However she is not aware of the curse that envelopes the house. While inside her clothing is just fine, but once she leaves she may experience a malfunction of sorts. It won't happen right away or it'd be too obvious. Rather, it takes time before things start happening. This can range from mundane things like pants/skirts falling down and buttons failing, to more wild things like clothing teleporting all the way back home or becoming mostly transparent. Even shifting into different clothes entirely. They could even become skin tight.
(A bit more of a weird idea in general. Intended to be a RP with one of us as a GM, but I'm down to try it as both of us playing characters.)
Your sister has lived with you for a few years now, and you seem to be her only friend in this world. Though you struggle to find reasons to blame her, as you've known shes been a shut-in for most of her life. And has always struggled with socializing. Even struggling to find work for a time, before she found something that was comfortable for her. A coding job. And all the while, you supported her. Not wishing to let a family member live on the streets.
Now though, a conflict stirs within you. Having lived together for some time, your heart and mind are seeing her in a different way. Something more than a sister. A potential partner. What doesn't help matters is you've been without a partner for a few years. In fact, it was your sister moving in that was the catalyst for the eventual breakup.
A woman has just been selected by a morally bankrupt entity. Not really a deity or god, but still quite powerful. It has no body and the woman finds herself in a pitch black void. The entity speaks to her and tells her of his plan. To subject her to a little game of its, and she has no choice in the matter. It is a game of mental survival. She will be placed somewhere most women would consider hell, or maybe worse than hell. Somewhere that treats women somewhere between human and animal. Few, if any, rights. Practically no protection under law, and to do as men say. A world where men can take advantage of them at any moment with little consequence.
But all is not hopeless. There is an exit. A way to win the game and be rewarded with wealth beyond even her wildest dreams. And, should she desire it, incredible powers as well. She will be told where the exit is, and given a gift that cannot be taken from her. This gift points towards the exit at all times.
(Non-con and slavery are primary themes, other themes can be discussed. Primarily thought up as me playing GM. But I could be convinced to let you GM, or for both of us to play characters.)