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I'm back! Still recovering but I'm finally home again.
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So... I ended up having to be hospitalized... Doing fine but not enough to go home yet. Sorry for the delays. Hopefully will be back home this week.
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I've just realized that in all the 9 years I've been part of this site, I've never had to change my name, make an alt account or anything like that!
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"Humanity takes great pride in three things. Their willpower, their greed and their mortality.

Their will and endless greed allows them to grow and ascend past other creatures
But their mortality denies them divinity

It's a delightful purgatory between being Fallen and being Divine"


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<Snipped quote by 13org>

I'm trying so hard to come up with a pun to respond to this one, but all I have for a response is

"you obviously wouldn't be able to operate a crossbow," but that's too simple.

@Deadnaut

This is my test for you, Maiden Of Puns, can you top it?


To be honest...

I wasn't actually aiming to make that pun.

Did y'all seriously think that Kat was just a crazy psychopath? (well... she kinda is a little crazy... and she likes to kill stuff... but that doesn't matter right now! )

HA! too bad! she is much more complicated than you might think!
(Good luck trying to understand her though )

Weaknesses:
  • Talk less, Act more: Ekaterine doesn't have patience for diplomacy and political discussions.


And no. That doesn't mean she is dumb. That means that she hates politics, diplomacy, bureaucracy and such. She finds them overly complicated and unnecessary.

@13org But given that a target might be a sleaze or something along those lines, who's to say he or she doesn't have a dominatrix fetish?


Ekaterine, a dominatrix?
maybe...
Ekaterine Volkov


"Come on! That happened only once! That punch should have broken his Larynx!" Ekaterine said, protesting.
"How could I possibly know that he had a freaking silver choker on his neck? Who uses a choker? Was he a freaking dog or something?" Kat said, still annoyed by what happened.

The situation they were discussing happened in one of their contracts. Ekaterine was ready to kill her target, but just cutting his throat was no fun. Breaking his larynx instead, was a good starting point. The only thing she wasn't expecting was that her target was using a silver choker, stopping her trench knife and making her target scream with pain, alerting everyone nearby. What happened next was a real mess... Maybe Ariah was still mad about that?

"And what do you mean by that? I don't let them scream... most of the times... After all, taking down my mark and letting the guards wondering what the hell happened is one of the things that make it so fun. I mean, do you remember the news the day after that contract we took? The guy that I punched to death in his own bedroom, with thugs guarding him just outside of it? That was hilarious! I literally beat the hell out of that guy and they didn't even noticed!" she said, laughing.

"Anyways, that was only bad luck... They're all so confident about their "tight security measures"... It is always amusing to see their expressions when they see me. And don't be so grumpy. Our target is dead, we are still alive, everything is good, isn't it?" Ekaterine said, remembering her target's expression, a mix of anger, fear and surprise.

Ariah was extremely different from her, so much that it was almost a miracle that they get along so well. He didn't approved of Kat's tactics and techniques sometimes, but he was a very nice help to have. After so many contracts they completed together, Kat would trust her life on him easily, that what made both of them so dangerous as a pair. They trusted each other completely. Call it the "bond" that two people form after going into the battlefield together so many times. Kat had her quirks, so did Ariah, but both of them were undeniably effective on their jobs. Kat was a hunter. She stalked her prey, chasing it without it knowing, pounced on it, disabling and killing her target before he could even react, disappearing as fast as she came.

Ariah was fast... Very fast. If there was someone who could jump in the middle of a shootout and survive, that someone was him thanks to his speed and reflexes. In a straight line, he was unmatched in speed. Precise and lethal, there were few people who could face him in close quarters.
That what made them trust each other almost blindly. They knew what each other was capable of.

The pub wasn't that bad, in fact, it was a pretty nice place. It was relaxing. The low light, the smell of beer and alcohol. But they weren't there to have fun. They were called there by someone. Kat might look distracted, as she sat on the cabin sipping her drink and chatting with Ariah, but she was in fact keeping an eye out for the signal that their contractor would make.
Differently from Ariah, Ekaterine didn't even try to hide her rifle and her dagger, instead walking with them like she would normally. Sure, the rifle drew a lot of attention by being so unique from the others, but she didn't care about it. Mercenaries weren't that uncommon around those parts of the city, and it was only natural to see some mercenaries carrying custom equipment.

"Hey Ariah," Ekaterine called him, taking a sip on her drink.
"Sometimes I wonder... War is the natural state of the human race, its nothing to be afraid of, nothing to be frowned upon. It existed since the dawn of the humanity, and it will exist until its end. As long as there are two humans alive on anywhere in the world, there will be war. This is an undeniable truth, otherwise we wouldn't have a job, isn't that right?" she said laughing.

"The endless creativity we have to constantly innovate the battlefield, creating even more powerful weapons and ingenious tactics and strategies... The battlefield is a living thing, constantly moving, constantly changing. That is what makes it beautiful, interesting and amusing." she said, taking another sip of her drink.

"Do you like the nature? It is beautiful isn't it? Nature itself is nothing more than a big battlefield. Animals constantly kill and fight with each other in order to survive. Even knowing that, the fact that the nature is something beautiful is undeniable, am I right?
Then why is it wrong to enjoy killing? The act of killing is not "unnatural", no... it is exactly what it makes things go forward. It is this killing, this fight, this competition that selects only the stronger, most intelligent and most adaptable beings to survive. This is what allows every living being to evolve. Its only natural selection."
she said, looking to him inquisitively.

"So... is it really that wrong to see the act of killing as something natural? Even enjoying it? We are only contributing to the natural selection. We are allowing us as a race to grow and evolve, both physically and mentally." she asked with a smile.

"Hey! Don't look at me like that! Seriously! Did you really think that I was only a mindless, ruthless, psychopath killer?" she said, disappointed.
"Never judge a book by its cover... I might even be a fine lady underneath the mask that I use." she said with a feline smile, making a noble pose.
"Nah... I don't think that would be possible, would it?" she said, laughing as she drank the rest of her drink in one go, putting it down on the table with a loud noise.
"Even though, I'm still a woman, Ariah. There are many aspects of my personality you still don't know. That's why we women make such fine infiltrators. What we may lack in strength comparing to a man, we more than make it up by being cunning, secretive and intelligent."
"Now stop looking at me like an idiot with that surprised look, or I'll hit you." she said, clenching her fist.

@Deos Morran
@13org

There is only one thing less funny than explaining a joke, and that's explaining a pun!

Quarrel also means "a short, heavy, square-headed arrow or bolt used in a crossbow or arbalest.

I thought Psychopaths were supposed to be good at puns.


*blushes heavily*

I missed that pun completely... omg
I know what a quarrel means, but I didn't even think about it.

Tbh, I thought that you were referring to this post I made:

<Snipped quote by Bazmund>

Umm... oops?

Her weapon is rare, its ammo as well, that's why I will use it very sparingly (actually, I wouldn't have even a single problem in changing it for a crossbow or something like that, if you prefer).

[...]


@13org

Perfect arrow/bolt for killing indeed


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You lost me there
@13900IpForThis

Lovers' quarrel.

I'm fine either way to be honest.
If you want to post first or later... Just tell me whats on your mind :-)
@Deos Morran
Together. They work as a pair. It would be rather strange for them to be sitting far of each other.

@CollectorOfMyst

Anyone who knows her even a little knows better than try to treat her like a defenseless woman...
I wonder if anyone will be crazy enough to try to flirt with Ekaterine
@Vashonn
LOVED THE CHARACTER!

Loved it!
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