Avatar of AdobeFlash
  • Last Seen: 3 yrs ago
  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
  • Posts: 787 (0.21 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. AdobeFlash 10 yrs ago
  • Latest 10 profile visitors:

Status

Recent Statuses

3 yrs ago
Current been 4 years whats the sitch
2 likes
7 yrs ago
KH3 ending was batshit. Excited for what comes next
2 likes
7 yrs ago
kh3..is so good...
2 likes
7 yrs ago
am i back? i gotta think! time's ticking and finals are upcoming, but maybe...just maybe!
8 yrs ago
Yeet
1 like

Bio

Adobe "Clog Slayer" Flash




Interests:

Anime: JJBA, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Hellsing, Yu Yu Hakusho

Comics: 90% of Vertigo Titles

TV: Aqua Teen, uhhhhh nothign else, really.

Video Games: Fallout, Metal Gear (I fucking love MGS), Half Life, Shin Megami Tensei, Pokemon


I'm open to collab on anything


Discord: AdobeFlash#8376




Comrades




Guild Best Friends and Kid Getters:

@yoshua171 Lore master and really chill guy
@Celaira Nicest person on the entire Guild
@Altered TundraBest graphics designer and the only man to pick up when I call
@MyCatGinger Really chill person, couldn't ask for a better friend
@Grey especially because he is the recorder of my shitposts





Musics




Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by jasonwolf>

A clever telekinetic can snap the trigger of your gun off, or twist the barrel,

An adept elementelist can make him or herself immune to all flames,

Knives are child's play to a caster,

Bats, and other animals, can easily be bent to the will of a caster with control over nature. As animals aren't that bright.

Oh and look-y here, Coal can do all of that and more. BOOM Now we now who would win a battle.


But does he know why kids love the delicious taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Checkmate.
@AdobeFlash Jaklo's master is WULFEGANG. think for a moment.


He still has a bias from WWI
But I guess I won't. It's not particularly bad, and it doesn't help me any to use it.

I keep thinking of Mozart when I see his name
@AdobeFlash This is Jaklo he is going to disintegrate your head in a millisecond. That will kill. This is why I swear Jaklo will only fight his associates with words and when there are enemies it won't be him sitting on a roof shooting mooks.


Close combat is more fun.

Also, I'm sitting here wondering if Atlas should refer to Germans as 'Jerries', a term used by Allied soldiers during world wars. Would it offend anyone.
<Snipped quote by AdobeFlash>

Trauma is a thing, y'know. Shock can easily stop anyone! Vampires are tough, but they still have emotions. Sock, fear, frustration, sometimes the most dangerous weapon is language, not a weapon.


-plugs fingers in ears-
That would be the case, but Atlas is a bit more hardy due to serving time in several wars. But yes, that would apply to all but the most powerful of vampires.
@AdobeFlash Don't forget enough damage will just kill you. One of these will eviscerate your internals just fine. Even if I shoot you through a brick wall.

I firmly believe one of these (admitedly not .50 cal but better) will do the job just fine i.ytimg.com/vi/GcEvBwMKZ9s/hqdefault.jpg


happy 400 posts
Yeah, but depends on where it hits, could just break off an arm or a leg. Now shooting SEVERAL extremely large and powerful bullets, that'd kill anyone
<Snipped quote by AdobeFlash>

Twilight lied to me D:!
(butliketotesshipCoalwithJakloandlikeeverybodyelse)


You have the freedom to. This is the Internet. (Doesn't mean it's canon tho)
<Snipped quote by AdobeFlash>

Tis' a rhyme Atlas seeks?
Though his powers may reek,
he truly is quite the keep.
And though Jaklo may seem like an opposite,
Like a Democrat to a Communist,
But by the word of the Psychologist,
Everyone ships Jaklo x Atlas #forbidden love
(Fan Fact: Coal was to rhyme all he said, then that idea quickly went dead. It was too much work for little old me, why couldn't I see? Also I suck at rhymes)


You tend to lose your sex drive after 148 years lmao. Like, vampires shouldn't have any romantic interest when they get old enough due to all friends dying on them
(Also, Atlas was raised on Victorian values. That means no homo, I'm afraid. Even if he still had any interest in romance)
@Polyphemus dude your IC post was really well executed. I'm also a Frasier fan so high five

@AdobeFlash He's from NY how is he Cajun? Besides Jaklo is professional enough to know if he is gonna kill atlas he should do it with a .50 cal sniper round from forty miles away.


Best make that a silver bullet. But in all seriousness I just need a rhyme and it's the first thing that came to mind
<Snipped quote by jasonwolf>

You hear that, @AdobeFlash? He has a plan for you.
Ooo mysterious!


I already know that we've been signed on to WWE RAW! All of us! It's a cage fight! (Just imagine that horrific chaos though)
@AdobeFlash oh trust me he's as much a nerd as I am.


Oh rad

<Snipped quote by AdobeFlash>

*Gets flashbacks of when I had to delete pages long posts because someone faster than me managed to post first and contradict my entire post*

But I think it's an interesting idea to come up with ways to make once holy items "unpure", and there ineffective. But, that's a topic for another time.

<Snipped quote by jasonwolf>

Well I mean, no harm in getting a little extra Jesus in your life! (Unless if you're a vampire, then lessen the amount of Jesus). Maybe we could see Atlas and Jaklo's different beliefs clash with each other, cause tension and drama! I mean, could a catholic really be able to rub elbows with a vampire? Just something to think about.


TONIGHT ON WWE RAW: JAKLO THE RAGIN CAJUN CATHOLIC VERSUS ATLAS THE ATLANTIC CROSSING VAMPIIIIRE!!!
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet