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1 yr ago
and I'm waiting patiently, I'm waiting for a sign
1 yr ago
chicken noodle soup
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1 yr ago
we are here, not for a reason, but because we simply are, now I'll see you after about five days long ad break
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1 yr ago
isekai is a myth, we must resort to high concentration can in a can
1 yr ago
he can play the honky tonk like anything

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I am getting back to shitposting again, fear me

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<Snipped quote by AlternateMan>

*levels bolter at your head* Care to repeat those last few words, Heretic?


I mean, uhhh

DemoniclivesDONTmatter
I like sandwiches.
I hate myself
MORE, RIGHT NOW
I personally would suggest exterminatus but this does take place on Holy Terra. Best suit up like the rest of these fine and brave people. You lot have acquired your Astartes, or rather the closest thing to a living tank as you can get.


A doomguy and a space marine.
#demoniclivesmatter
sorry about not being around that much, my creativity took a massive nose dive recently, I am still here and reading and will post when something comes to me...


It's alright, it's good to know that you're here. Take your time.
That makes us....
Six? Seven? I don't know, pretty sure it's near the main char cast number.
"Hey, what's that no-WOOOAAAH!"
Bizz walked out of the bathroom, her school uniform on. What she wasn't expecting, though, was a giant eagle sitting on Sarah's arm. Before half her body walked into the room, she bolted right back and went behind cover. Her head peeked into the room and stared at the bird nervously.
"Ummm... Sarah? Is that your... pet eagle?"
She said.
-edit: Nope, think I can handle this.
Name: Jonathan Vento
Age: 17
Height: 164 cm
Weight: 57 kg
Appearance:


Power: “Mini-storm”
Jonathan can form gusts of wind around his hands~arms and feet~legs, though they can’t reach very far.

Intro Post:
Jonathan crashed on his bed, throwing his bag away to the corner of his room. He turned around and pulled out his phone, turning it on to text to his friends. ‘Today was pretty much a mess.’ He thought. ‘Allen broke up, I lost my notebook, tons of homework due Friday...’ he sighed, but soon smirked as he saw a funny pic his friend uploaded on the group chat.
“That’s gonna be reused forever.
He muttered to himself as he turned his phone off and put it on his desk. He screened his eyes, though his room’s light was off, and sighed. ‘For a better tomorrow.’ He wished. He could hear his mom snoozing in her room. Wearing an exhausted smile on his face, Jonathan lied on his bed without thinking anymore until he finally fell asleep.

Other: N/A
Name: Jonathan Vento
Age: 17
Height: 164 cm
Weight: 57 kg
Appearance:


Power: “Mini-storm”
Jonathan can form gusts of wind around his hands~arms and feet~legs, though they can’t reach very far.

Intro Post:
Jonathan crashed on his bed, throwing his bag away to the corner of his room. He turned around and pulled out his phone, turning it on to text to his friends. ‘Today was pretty much a mess.’ He thought. ‘Allen broke up, I lost my notebook, tons of homework due Friday...’ he sighed, but soon smirked as he saw a funny pic his friend uploaded on the group chat.
“That’s gonna be reused forever.
He muttered to himself as he turned his phone off and put it on his desk. He screened his eyes, though his room’s light was off, and sighed. ‘For a better tomorrow.’ He wished. He could hear his mom snoozing in her room. Wearing an exhausted smile on his face, Jonathan lied on his bed without thinking anymore until he finally fell asleep.

Other: N/A
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