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AlternateMan Member

I am truly here

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  • Last Seen: 11 mos ago
  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1412 ( / day)
  • VMs: 29

Status

Recent Statuses

1 yr ago
and I'm waiting patiently, I'm waiting for a sign
1 yr ago
chicken noodle soup
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1 yr ago
we are here, not for a reason, but because we simply are, now I'll see you after about five days long ad break
2 likes
1 yr ago
isekai is a myth, we must resort to high concentration can in a can
1 yr ago
he can play the honky tonk like anything

Bio

I am getting back to shitposting again, fear me

Visitor Messages

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Animal 3 yrs ago
Cringe, but absolutely friendly! Hello!
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Dark Cloud 3 yrs ago
Wrong funny man, I come here to go haha and read funny words.
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Dark Cloud 3 yrs ago
Mister Alt you inspired everyone here's your reward.

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Dark Cloud 4 yrs ago
clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky!
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Angel Vicky 4 yrs ago
view view view view view vieeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Big McLargehuge 4 yrs ago
Hello there.
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RBYDark 4 yrs ago
>This feature is new
Oh my god they haven't changed that in 5 years? This is why the guild got wiped.

I think I got your joke, and no, I'm not an alt. Just an ex-tumblr user who's really bad at keeping my mouth shut and easily sidetracked by things that really don't deserve attention.
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Mae 4 yrs ago
Can't read Wake Me Up lyrics without heating it in Goofys voice anymore
10/10 thanks for making a profile that brightened my day
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Lunnette 4 yrs ago
The Lunnette fairy here is to sprinkle a little magic!

╰(✿˙ᗜ˙)੭━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Hello, fellow JoJo fan! Nothing wrong with having to wade through some randomness and cringe. Shitposting is sometimes the greatest medicine! Here's to hoping that you're having a lovely day with more of it! 〳 ＾ ▽ ＾ 〵
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Dinh AaronMk 4 yrs ago
>Shoves u into locker
>Doesn't elaborate further
>leaves
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Big McLargehuge 4 yrs ago
Look up "Tifa Italian senate". There's your context.
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Guccicorn 5 yrs ago
*Arrives wiff maple cream cookies an cheese poofs an Astaria Oakvane the wizard* QwQ
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Guccicorn 5 yrs ago
*Sits on your keyboard.* You see the thing is ... ( > u ˯u)> ... yis
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Charlie Foxtrot 5 yrs ago
How dare you mention dingoes! Dingoes ate my parents!
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New Beginnings 5 yrs ago
youtube.com/shorts/OyBmEeojfKo?featur…

Thank you for the help my good sir! If you are ever in need of an ex-villainess assassin gone good for love (or something less cliche) do let me know as you shall have first dibs! FIRST DIBS I SAY!
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Metal Head 5 yrs ago
WAR
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Sanguine Rose 6 yrs ago
Not leaving without dropping off a message this time...

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RickyG85 6 yrs ago
I once saw a screen shot of a text message, it read "Hewwo! X3 It's me, your Uner Dwiver! Watashi waiting for you :3" and the response was just "I'LL WALK"
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TrippyNightmare 6 yrs ago
join mortal
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Vampiretwilight 6 yrs ago
beep
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Idea 6 yrs ago
Isekai is afterlife
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mickilennial 7 yrs ago
are all of your status updates shitposts
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Lord Wraith 7 yrs ago
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Potemking 7 yrs ago
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Cleverbird 7 yrs ago
I'm on your profile, judging your cringe!
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Miraboreasu 7 yrs ago
I sees you lurking.

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Lord Wraith 8 yrs ago
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Jurassic Weeb 9 yrs ago
I'm calling the Ultra Recon Squad, Looker, & Annabelle. XD

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CriticalHit 9 yrs ago
Lmao
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