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2 hrs ago
Current Only The Guy can beat The Game
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6 hrs ago
Booting up my ancient nintendo DS to play metroid primr hunters and getting hand cramps
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11 hrs ago
Raiden, I'm playing Genshin Impact but I've ran out of credit card debt to purchase Ganyu
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21 hrs ago
There is no slep paralysis demon, only 3am cringemaster thoughts.
1 day ago
I never watched Stranger Things, though I've seen stranger things.
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I'm gonna fill this section to the brim with my self produced edgy quote things
Like seriously its useless info
-4;49 AM is best for edgy quotes and remembering regrettable life decisions
-Well made guacamole is bad for your waist line
-I keep typing waist waiste, is that common?
-Anime girls.
-It's not 4 am yet but good enough to add on to this unholy list
-Fresh avocado required
-What should I eat for dinner tomorrow?
-do you ever have mii theme stuck in your head at 3am
-you came all the way into my profile to read nothing but shower thoughts and immature comments. Interesting.
-I want more corn salad.
-ATLA is neat so far
-I like talking to myself in two barely different voices.
-ATLA is neat so far
-you know, I just realized this is more or less prime cringe material. But that's the exact reason this is going on.
-Mashed potato in sandwich is nice.
-So, ya like jazz?
-my sleep schedule is uncomfortably uncomfortable
-Mother of all omelettes
-omelletes?
-omelettes.
-Omelettes. I googled it.
-BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
-CAST ASIDE THERE'S NO COOOOMIIIING HOOOOOME
-MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES JACK, CAN'T FRET OVER AN EGG
-If you ever want to rp with me trust me you don't I watch anime and eat doritos but not with mountain dew but with milk
-trust me you don't wanna hit me up, I'd rather tell you my dubway sandwich combo, I wish they added marinara sauce to the choices here tho
-Chocolate chip cookies mmm
-Learning from mistakes is important. I keep learning it the hard ways. So make sure you do good when playing Dark Souls games.
-anime girls with big guns?
-mmmmm sugar glazed donuts
-like seriously, your fingers gonna get dugary but still, mmmmmm
-I dunno if milk goes well with it but its decently good, just less strong compared to the sugar
-just plain sugar glazdd is good, I dunno bout filled ones tho never tried much
-sugar glazed donuts, man I gotta work out to stay alive
-the hell is the INTP thing
-Beastars is fun but I'm not a furry
-I'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurryI'mnotafurry
-sometimes I think, do I like pineapple pizza?
-Seriously though, Beastars is just so good
-Still not a furry
-IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY!
-this IS a JoJo reference
-metal man metal me a metal
-but if we are here, then what about there?
-love does not conquer, what conquers would be violence eith the mask of love
-laugh but with sympathy, chocolate chip cookie but with milk
-become anime girl ride giant robots
-I swear if you post that lyric again I'm going to write a shitty rap
-I had a shrekless childhood, maybe watching it whennI was like 7 or something mighta changed something I guess
-old habits may die hard but that leaves me live hard
-they fly now?
-resident baby dragon doodler
-We Are ODST trailer is best way to get ODST hype in your veins
-Giving them back their memes
-Nutrition is a joke, calories are an illusion. Eat borgar
-having one of the bands I like get cancelled is an interesting experience
-I've seen dank be used for what it actually means recently, it felt new
-bonless ham
-you came here with your free will, you deal with the consequences now hahahhahahhahahhahhahah
-update after a long silence, I still am cringe.
-I want some sugar glazed waffles. Is that a thing?
-4 am thoughts are back baby
-losing weight means less sugar and I want sugar. Well not a oot. I got used to the chicken breast dinner gig. I'm not doing a hardcore diet anyway.
-float in thr most peculsirnnpickles i turned myself into a pickl
-THEN I WILL GIVE YOU THE REST OF ME THE REST OF ME THE REST OF MEEEEEEEE
-friendship with 4am thoufhts is over now is time for 5am thoughts
-We are at about over 3000 in terms of characters, that's quite an achievement
-who else is interested in pickles
-beans
-can of beans
-wake me up wake me up inside
-SAVEMEFROMTHE NOTHING I'VE BECOOOME
-I'm in the backrooms playing raid shad legs eith jason muffinson
-smetimes I wanna sing All Star at full voljme while eating potato salad
-majwkqqmqmwmww
-mosquito in myroom

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Visitor Messages

Mae 5 days ago
Can't read Wake Me Up lyrics without heating it in Goofys voice anymore
10/10 thanks for making a profile that brightened my day
Lunnette 30 days ago
The Lunnette fairy here is to sprinkle a little magic!

╰(✿˙ᗜ˙)੭━☆゚.*・。゚

Hello, fellow JoJo fan! Nothing wrong with having to wade through some randomness and cringe. Shitposting is sometimes the greatest medicine! Here's to hoping that you're having a lovely day with more of it! 〳 ^ ▽ ^ 〵
Dinh AaronMk 3 mos ago
>Shoves u into locker
>Doesn't elaborate further
>leaves
Dark Cloud 4 mos ago
Hey sorry for being an ass.
JDubs 5 mos ago
Look up "Tifa Italian senate". There's your context.
Guccicorn 7 mos ago
*Arrives wiff maple cream cookies an cheese poofs an Astaria Oakvane the wizard* QwQ
Guccicorn 7 mos ago
*Sits on your keyboard.* You see the thing is ... ( > u ˯u)> ... yis
Charlie Foxtrot 9 mos ago
How dare you mention dingoes! Dingoes ate my parents!
New Beginnings 11 mos ago
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Thank you for the help my good sir! If you are ever in need of an ex-villainess assassin gone good for love (or something less cliche) do let me know as you shall have first dibs! FIRST DIBS I SAY!
HEAVY METAL 12 mos ago
WAR
Sanguine Rose 2 yrs ago
Not leaving without dropping off a message this time...

BenG85 2 yrs ago
I once saw a screen shot of a text message, it read "Hewwo! X3 It's me, your Uner Dwiver! Watashi waiting for you :3" and the response was just "I'LL WALK"
DeadDrop 2 yrs ago
join mortal
Vampiretwilight 2 yrs ago
beep
Idea 2 yrs ago
Isekai is afterlife
TGM 3 yrs ago
are all of your status updates shitposts
Lord Wraith 3 yrs ago
Potemking 3 yrs ago
Cleverbird 3 yrs ago
I'm on your profile, judging your cringe!
Miraboreasu 3 yrs ago
I sees you lurking.

Lord Wraith 4 yrs ago
Jurassic Weeb 5 yrs ago
I'm calling the Ultra Recon Squad, Looker, & Annabelle. XD

CriticalHit 5 yrs ago
Lmao
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