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8 yrs ago
Current Ever had that moment were you've just lost a battle of wills with your dog and think to yourself, "maybe I should be the one sleeping on the floor"? I have. It's oddly liberating.
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9 yrs ago
My Lit Lecturer used Matt Fraction's Hawkeye run to display the effect of narratology in class today. It's the first thing he's spoken about all term that I've actually read.
9 yrs ago
How good is the Punisher in Netflix's Daredevil series? "Just some guys who are about to walk into a diner for the last time." That line is so manly it could make a toddler sprout a beard.
9 yrs ago
The Justice League trailer is giving me mixed emotions. On the one hand, I desperately want to get hyped. On the other, Snyder and co have burnt me too many times in the past. I'm a conflicted mess.
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9 yrs ago
What? The Lethal Weapon tv show isn't utter garbage at all, instead being an enjoyable watch. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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For all you know I'm handsome as hell. Let's keep it that way.

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Pretty sure I glossed over it by Rufus calling it homoerotic.
And, last I checked, pheromones can't be directed, they would cause lust all around Evan, not necessarily to Evan. Unless he'd be poison Ivy and he'd kiss all of em', that is.

And Evan's power is in fact terrible in a house full of teenagers. Sweet baby christ Wraith is evil.


Maybe with regular pheromones (and I don't know if that's strictly speaking correct, but I don't know enough about pheromones to argue the point) but with Demi-God of love pheromones they explicitly cause attraction for Evander.

Minor Pheromone Manipulation: As the son of Aphrodite, Evander's body attunes itself to release pheromones which will attract those around him to himself. As such, he is often finds those around him lusting towards him or at the very least attracted in some manner. As such, Evan is often uncomfortable in crowds.


Probably has something to do with his minor divinity.
@Cubix What do you mean, Accelerate's the most attractive guy there? Sandstorm obviously beats the bat furry and chiseled Greek God. No doubt about it.


Just for the record, Eric is a sexy beast when he's not a bat. I just haven't selected a 'human' appearance yet. I'll probably get on that tomorrow so that we can get Simone blushing like twelve year old.


Point 1; You're both uggo's, get over it. Point 2; Evander generates a pheromone that causes lust, or a the very least attraction, in those around him. I'm surprised more people haven't had the reaction Simone has. (Note, there's no mention of his pheromone NOT working on males, so even if you've got a Y chromosome that doesn't guarantee you protection from thinking Amazon is the sexy.)

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Thanks! There might be a 'one-shot' of material left over that I can work with, actually.

I'd need to know more about the current Gotham Mafia scene.


Haven't set anything in stone concerning them, save that they are greatly diminished. Carmine Falcone is currently serving a prison sentence in Blackgate, and while his former position guarantee's him certain concessions not granted to other prisoners there's little to no chance of him ever being released. On top of that his health is failing him. His family have fled to Italy, though there is whispers of certain scions planning to return and regain their former glory.

What exactly did you have in mind?
A lazy sun rises slowly over the San Francisco bay, coloring the sky the red of bad blood. I watch it from the Tower gardens, surrounded by alien flowers so bizarre and otherworldly in their beauty that I feel I could spend all day studying them, which is really something because I am not a 'flowers' type of gal. I get through two smokes, just me and the sunrise, before the rest of the team start to rouse themselves, though I keep myself from introducing myself, preferring to isolate myself in the paradise we have on our doorstep.

I almost got spotted by the Demi-God as he strolled upon the balcony above me, though managed to dart further into the bushes without drawing his attention. I needn't have bothered, seems he only had eyes for the ocean, and probably wouldn't have spared me a second glance. 'Fraid I struggle to show him the same courtesy, my treacherous gaze returning to his perfect naked form again and again, despite all my silent cursing. I don't know what it is about him, but I just can't stop myself from looking. Sure, he looks like Michelangelo's david came to life, but it's hardly the first time I've seen a six pack. Or, for that matter, a dick. And yet I just can't stop looking. Stupid girl. Angrily I light up a third ciggie, hoping the nicotine will help to get better control of myself. It doesn't.

My silent fuming is interrupted by our fearless leader, Rose Wilson, summoning us to the hanger. Seems we're getting to tussle with a big one this morning. Oh goody, a chance for us all to get killed. I make my way to the T-Wing, sparing the time to grab my body armour and handguns. Can't leave home without them.

Rose and a few of the other kids are waiting when I arrive. I stand back from the group, waiting for directions. Why back from them? Well I ain't here to make friends. I'm here to do a job, save some lives, prove myself worthy of praise. I start giving the eye to anyone who looks my way, just so they understand the message. Everyone except Wonder Boy, of course.

I don't trust myself to look at him without blushing.
Making a water-powered character... if that's okay with everyone/doesn't interfere with any of the team's current heroes' powers.


No problems there at all SugarRush, as long as your character isn't all washed up.
Third and final solo Kara post is up.

Blue Demon, let me know how you want to approach the ending there.

Not sure if I'll finish the Helena app or pursue someone else. Suggestions, thoughts, always welcome.


Enjoyed the arc Ruby.

As to you second character, well I liked the sound of your Huntress, her grayer moral compass could definitely add a bit of diversity to our cast of heroes, though would possibly keep her at odds with the others.
I liked how they got rid of wonder woman's Amazon origin. For me it wasn't very interesting and boring. The New Gods are amazing and this Wonder Woman is bad ass with her boom tube combat skills


Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Wonder Woman's Amazon origins a massive part of her character?
@Lord Wraith Added you on Skype, mate.
@BlackSam3091, got an account?


Yeah dude, I'll add ya.
Accepted! Should I assume a Starling City accent is a California accent?


Yarr, California.


| NAME: |
Simone Alcarez


| ALIAS: |
Pistolera


| SKILLS: |

  • Expert Markswoman; Pistolera claims to be able to castrate a gnat from fifty yards with a handgun. No one has challenged her on that yet. Even without a gun she's lethal, being able to throw projectiles with deadly accuracy.
  • Military-like training; While too young to have been in any armed forces herself, it's very evident that Pistolera has had similar training. She displays expert hand-to-hand combat skills, a superlative understanding of small unit tactics, and a grudging respect for the chain of command.
  • Peak Human Conditioning; Pistolera is in excellent physical condition, particularly her agility, stamina and reflexes. She shows an amazing level of flexibility.


| EQUIPMENT: |

  • Tactical Body Armour; It isn't formfitting and it doesn't show off her tits. It's body armour, it's supposed to stop bullets, and that it does. Very well.
  • Visor; A device used to ensure she never misses her target. This visor has night vision, infrared binoculars, and thermal anemometer, and provides real-time telemetry on environmental conditions. This data helps guarantee that its wearer's attacks hit their mark.
  • Guns, Explosives and Knives; Simple, really. She usually outfits herself before a mission, depending on what she thinks she'll need. Typically carries twin pistols.


| LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES: |

  • Human; No sturdier than an average human, Pistolera must trust to her armour to weather her blows. Or better yet, just not get hit. Regardless, a bullet, knife, or just a bad fall could spell an end for her.
  • Proud; Doesn't like asking for help.
  • Ranged Fighter; While no slouch in close combat, Pistolera prefers to fight from range. Don't expect to see her rushing into the middle of fights.
  • Smoker; Pistolera is a smoker. While she hasn't been at it for long, she's under no allusions as to the damage she's doing to her body internally. She just doesn't care all that much.
  • Lactose Intolerant; Exactly what it says on the tin. She loves ice cream, just can't eat the dairy kind. This causes no end of pain for her.


| SAMPLE POST: |
Drug dealers are a real mixed bag. They run a real gamut between socially balanced, happy go lucky, small business like guys, just wanting to make a (dis)honest buck while bringing smiles to their customers faces, all the way to crazed nut cases, shilling out poisons and uncaring as to who gets hurt in the process, as long as they get their money. Personally I've had some good times with the former, and some good times at the expense of the latter.

The one I'm approaching now, a toned, lightly bearded young-ish guy wearing a leather jacket over a dark hoody, falls somewhere in the center between those two extremes. Not exactly well-meaning, but not intentionally malicious. At the end of the day he's just a guy, like any other, a man of grey morals in a grayer world, doing what he can. Usually I'd ignore him, let him live his life and go on with his business while I go on with mine. Unfortunately he's recently started selling his drugs to kids, and that I will not allow.

It's not that I have a crusade out against those that sell to kids, far from it. This isn't personal, I never had a little brother or sister who overdosed, and now I take it out on the dealers, nothing like that. I just think kids are too young and stupid to make their own informed decisions. Adults should respect that. The dealer that get's propositioned by them should tell them to fuck off and come back when they're sixteen. Simple.

"Johnny Crystal?" I say to the dealer. Called Crystal cause that's what he sells. Not the most imaginative, but then I shoot people and call myself Pistolera, so I'm hardly in a position to criticize.

"Yeah." He responds, cagey. He doesn't know me, and he's suspicious. I don't look like a cop though, not in skinny jeans and a loose white vest top. I look like a potential customer.

"You sell your product to a couple kids recently?" I ask. My tone's still conversational, like I could be talking about the inclement weather we've been having lately. Johnny's confused by that, but I can tell he doesn't like the turn our conversation has taken. His hand slips into his jacket. I already identified the knife. He'd never get a chance to use it, even if I didn't know it was there.

"What're you, a cop or something?" Suspicious, eyes darting across my figure, the street behind me, his free hand going twitchy.

"Do I look like a cop?" I joke, standing at ease. His eyes dart across me again, and he begins to relax. Like I said, I look like a customer. Then his eyes track me again, slower this time, lingering on my breasts. His tongue darts between his lips. Hell, maybe I don't look like a customer. Maybe I look like I'm trying to make him a customer! This isn't the nicest alley in town, after all. Urgh, gross.

This conversation is over.

"After all, cops have procedures and rules. I just have bullets." Before he has time to work that one out I palm my pistol, hidden in the waist band of my jeans, and shoot Johnny in the knee cap. He falls to the ground, the pain too intense for him to even scream right now. That will come soon enough though.

Shooting him might be a bit drastic, you might think. Is it though? If I had my way I would have shot him in the head, problem solved. Can't have things my way though, not right now. I'm trying to get the attention of a group of people that frown down upon that sort of thing.

So I just have to make do with hurting the scumbags, a lot, and hoping that a jail sentence and never being able to walk again will turn them off from a life of crime.

At the end of the day I'm just a girl of grey morals in a grey world, doing what I can.


| NOTES: |
-Very reserved socially around her teammates, as if she is hesitant to make connections to them.
-Has several tattoos.
-Has a Starling City accent.
-Dry, almost black sense of humor.
-Usually has a pack of Marlboro red cigarettes and a lighter on her.
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