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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Doc Siward

Still hoping for a restful day, Siward already had heavy thoughts to sort through and interrogate before his rendezvous with Devin nonetheless. Travel always left one out of the loop, but today he had been thrust back into the very same loop sooner than he'd had the chance to fill himself in properly. Fortunately, some aspects of town life never changed, and the Doc knew them well, saw them shuffling in the corner of his eye wherever people were gathered.

Certain corners of Medburn, as many other towns, had with time grown into nooks more distinctive than any building that could replace them. 'The abandoned mill', 'The knotted tree,' 'The corner of Wagon Street'... Places to meet that grew into places to scheme in public privacy, where dealers met their clients to pass on 'candy', where forbidden teenagers could arrange a few hours away from prying parents. Inevitably, these crannies accumulated graffiti, and what passed for vandalism too casually prolific and too out-of-the-way to clean became a code.

The collapsed well that had been Medburn's unofficial message-pole had since been replaced with a construction site, and a particularly shoddy one at that, directly adjacent to the public library. Not that it had stopped anyone. Siward ran his hand over the scratched, scrawled and painted tags and recognised their style, looked over his shoulder and at the library windows to ensure that he was unseen, then took out a stem of fresh mulberries from his coat and crushed them.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

On a forgotten wall in a lonely building that would no doubt never be completed, a new purple scrawl accompanied dozens of others, passing perfectly as the usual illegible name-tags left by the arrogant and reckless. Four mangled symbols connected by a loose underline, one a combination of several angles that indicated the day and month, respectively, and a time; one a backwards, wobbly, looped-up rendition of the name 'Mizu', distorted until only someone used to the method could read it. The third and fourth were a little more legible. 'takos dinah'. Takeo's diner.

Mizu, contact me at Takeo Feuille's restaurant before noon. No identification necessary. Siward liked to think of purple as his signature colour, but he didn't think the Gabite would recognise that, so he left a lingering scent of fairy's feathers at just the right strength to be dissipated on the breeze by the time noon came around. Either he or the Scyther would surely check soon. A good villain was always two steps ahead of any graffiti-news. At any rate, the mulberry juice would wash off whenever it rained, or if Mizu himself read the message and acknowledged the unspoken criminal protocol to remove all relevant evidence. Until then, he meant to meet this draconic rapscallion and find out what was going on.

The idea that they'd actually meet in the restaurant was, of course, absurd. Too public by far. But Mizu or his associates would find some way to safely return a message to him somehow while he waited, and, since loitering was for the unemployed or the drunk in his eyes, the Doc showed himself in, leaving his hat on a window seat to mark a reservation and slowly up to the short morning queue to order. A little thin soup, maybe. Siward tended to eat a sizable dessert before each meal, and often nothing else. Hearty establishments like Takeo's weren't his usual haunts, though some of his patients frequented it, telling much bolder stories of their scars than they did to him when they were fresh and needed stitches.

And, of course, it's as loud as I remember it. Takeo himself was out and about in the kitchen, exclaiming something insensitive about the smell of a particular customer. The Aromatisse discreetly sampled the air. Ah, he's not wrong. Another in-breath. And that Umbreon isn't what he seems. Ditto, likely. A Pancham was standing around alongside the Umbreon and an Eevee he had brought in, and Siward wondered. Maybe a family member too young to be employed last time I was here. Has it been so long? Two years? Hm.

@floodtalon@Ordure@Bright_Ops
Alright, all the replies have been made so I'm going to post again in a few hours.

Once I stop distracting myself with completing the national dex anyway.
Three's a crowd in my pants.

Tribesmen in my pants.

Pogo sticks in my pants.

Dirty Harry in my pants.


Dragonpie loses face and scurries off.



Dragonpie is replaced by Seatres. Pray.
Doc Siward

True to their situation, both the Gabite and his Scyther companion quickly came to the decision to scuttle as a small voice among the spectators cried out to them for peace. The glittery Explorer addressed their victim, and Siward wondered what 'Dexter' and 'Mizu'- Both code names, for all he knew- Held between them. The Axew may have run from home, and may have startled in the street, because to some extent he was carrying dangerous baggage in his head, something that made him jump at shadows and fear retribution. Perhaps I was just watching a random mugging. ...No, no, of course not. Petty robbers don't stand their ground like that.

A small crowd had gathered, and their keenly tracking eyes rested too heavily on the remaining trio of Siward, the Explorer, and the one he was introducing himself to as Kel. Siward faced them made a small, abrupt gesture, as if throwing something in the air. "Disperse," the Doc instructed the onlookers, pointing his staff semi-randomly among them to a Noibat who seemed to be giggling and a Togepi he suspected was the one who had cried out. "A violent crime was attempted here, and I know for true that the target is easily startled, and does not appreciate undue attention. Let him recover."

Kel had finished with the tusked dragon and thanked Siward, not without some perfectly due words of police wisdom. The doctor accepted them graciously, tipping his hat slightly, commenting genially that it was all Kel's work, thanking him. Thinking. If you knew they would lash out and were capable of stopping them, why didn't you strike first and save the Axew some pain? Simple legality issues? Hmph.

Siward would have liked to entrust to Kel the same favour he would have asked of 'Dexter', for he knew the Explorer was much more likely to do it accurately and for free; Kel didn't give him the chance, already trotting Guildwards, something clearly on his mind. Haughty fellow, that one.

Fortunately, an even more promising scenario put itself forward to Siward. Kel might be gone, but the Axew had come back to where they'd started, now much more than just a frightened immigrant in the street. No money, no candy, eh... So it certainly wasn't a mugging. Whatever Mizu wanted from this child is something he brought with him, in his head. Knowledge that kills.

"No need to thank me, boy, just give me your name,"
Siward opened, conversationally. "But I still think we can help one another along. Listen quickly." He revealed a coin from his coat, silvery-white and shinier than the first. "The 'mon who just helped you, Kel, is an associate of the Exploration Guild, and is going there now. Follow him. Find a Guildsmon and ask if they have available lodging for me, for a time. They know my name. In fact," he twirled a trailing feather between his short, deft fingers, "You may want to consider staying there yourself. The Guild often accepts migrants as recruits, and there is food, money, and shelter available for Explorers like Kel. It's a safe place. Go now, and meet me at sundown in the library."

The Doc turned to go his way again. "You handled yourself bravely today, boy," he lied, as a parent to a child. "You may yet look back at your encounter with Kel as the start of a great career."

And, with a little luck, Devin would find himself close enough to be under Siward's curious eye until his mysteries at last came into the light of day.

@Evanist@Lugia@AbysmalDemon
Alright, I'll start working on the new app... and have him try to fight Kel ASAP...
where he will lose within two turns (if that.)



geeeet dunked on
Alright, I'm going to go post again sometime this evening
Die middel letter van die eerste woord lyk soos n virbaaste glimlaggitjie.

Sal jy my spelling virgewe?
Is the first pic a Warhammer reference with Tr8r replacing one of the canon characters?
Question: Do we ALWAYS have to put the username tags when we write an IC post that involves someone else? 'Cause I've been running an RP for a year without needing to do that IC, lol.


No, but it's more convenient.

E: I think it's more important to get text colours down than pings, to be honest, but they both have their role.
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