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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Makes sense if people find it fun. I've never been a fan of it -- does anyone mind if I go more fantastical?


Please do. I'm with you on the creation process.

For the record I still intend to post at some or other point but I'm also still procrastinating. By studying. Which is an oddly useful form of procrastination.
So...why do we need to deal with this "science" business? Persephone's kidnapping kickstarted the whole season thing, and the sun was Apollo's chariot. Less mythologically, we have the power to bend gravity, the skies, magic and chaos to our will. Why'd we need to make everything how it is in real life? This is just a fantasy, right?


It is a fantasy and once we have the basic resources down it'll pretty quickly start to resemble one, from my experience with Divinus, and honestly I really really hope it does. I think we just want to have things like tides, seasons, and oceans that are made of water instead of ammonia because we're used to the way those things work and want to roleplay in a world that starts off at least somewhat familiar to us.

I think we're putting those things in place so that they continue their functions via physics (universal blueprint magic) instead of conventional divine magic because it requires less regulation and in the end probably less work, too. Having moons like Earth does kills both the problem of extreme axial tilt and gives us our familiar tides, without having to do those things individually by magic. Creating life as we know it supplants the need to oxygenate the place manually. Volcanoes do warm up the planet's atmosphere and gives it cool shit like lava lakes, geothermal vents, and a whole host of other useful stuff. It's hard to be as creatively retroactively efficient in putting together an Earth-like planet as physics is, because it's physics that put together Earth originally, if you get my drift.

But the real reason is honestly because science is fun every now and again and you bet that Jvan's going to fill the ocean by vomiting water out of nowhere rather than exploiting comets because that's the line where magic is more entertaining and in-character.
I'm going to post soon, responding to the last relevant events of the pre-void and then levelling and creating an ocean.

Also, even though we're all going to be straining to conserve Might pretty soon, I really want to expand Jvan's portfolios to include Beauty (Mathematics). I haven't ironed out all the kinks thematically yet, but it'll go a long way to cement her as neither Chaotic nor Lawful, since most gods are perceiving her as Chaotic right now. It's almost certainly not going to change anyone's mind about her, but it'll sure be fittingly bizarre and confusing.

@Kangutso@Hael About the header I made- Like I mentioned earlier, it's just a Cooltext logo layered on an image made in a phone app called Frax, which lets you generate, explore, and alter the patterns and colours on Julia and Mandelbrot fractals (which fits in with Jvan's theme). Feel free to use that to make your own, it was pretty simple stuff.
@Double Capybara I was thinking that about one of our moons. Once Vestec smashes one, we'll have a ring around Galbar. Edit: Beaten to it twice so it must be a good idea, right?

Needless to say I vote a bunch of small ones. The gods will probably each start claiming their own, and that'll lead to a really fun interpretation of 'the gods in the heavens'.
I'll also add the moon, if nobody does so first.


Why stop at one?

My favourite part of this is that we can terraform the Moon(s) using the exact same processes as Galbar, if we so please, and then loop them together with portals or bridges or something.
Concerning creation- We probably want at least two or three gods contributing to oceans together if we don't want our planet to be dry. Jvan can be one of them, she'll like water.

Zephyrion will most likely be able to create an atmosphere for us. Oxygenation will happen by itself if we make the oceans rich in algae and cyanobacteria (they're small organisms but we need lots and lots so a Might point might be useful) but it might be worth giving it a kick start too. Climate will start driving itself once we have air, sun and water.

Mountains will help diversify the climate. Teknall can help there, maybe. Between rain and meltwater we might get fresh lakes and rivers occurring naturally, but that could be worth Mighting up too.

I don't know how cold this planet is or whether it has plate tectonics. If it's Earth-like, then it may need some volcanic or greenhouse effects to warm it up enough to consistently have liquid water. We may want a tropical planet without ice caps, or a temperate one with them. Up to the gods.

Also, do we have any moons to stabilise our orbit? We might get weird tilts and climate shifts without one.

Ed: Cyc got to it before me whoops
I think her definition of muscular is 'not a twig'.

It's a hard life, having neither curves nor beef with which to dazzle the enemy.
Hey look I finished my header kinda




completely interchangeable. beauty is in all things
Ok I think that addresses everything but I'm not sure. Either way it's bedtime.

@Ariamis Thanks for the post, I hope I didn't pressure you into rushing it.

It's so hard for jealous teenagers to be serious when boobs are involved what the hell. Let that be the Strawberry Gang's motto. When in doubt, achieve world peace with absurd cleavage. (ง'̀-'́)ง

Until they start getting outright bitchy about it, that is. Which could make for a very appropriately dark line of story inquiry but I'm not particularly interested in that right now, AtomicNut's set up something precious here that I don't want to ruin yet.
Kei

The thrum of the witch was weakening even as Kei followed it, but not with the sudden silence of destruction. It was simply outpacing her. That was normal, from time to time. Everyone had a bad run once in a while and failed to corner a demon in its nest before it bolted. Given the circumstances, though, it was the last thing the strolling girl in black had expected to happen.

The implications didn't resolve themselves quickly in Kei's head. She still felt too sour, and though the need to suppress her body's complaints over the bruises was fading, thinking about more than one factor at once still felt beyond her. Okay, then. Premise A. Two Girls, chasing down a small witch, about to be joined by a third. That's Mary. A witch this size shouldn't give one hunter a run for her money, especially not one as cocky as the red-coated girl Kei didn't know, let alone two. Premise Two. Bee. Whatever. The little snitch is making tracks. It's been running like hell and it's going faster and faster. Even under pressure, that's not normal witch behaviour. They're ambush predators, luring with kisses and waiting in their mazes. This thing's either a familiar or a weird little numpty. I know they exist. So maybe the ladies let it go so that it could replenish the population. That was... Well, it was cruel, but it was fair.

Premise three... Well, uh. That's it. But I still haven't found Mary. Predictable. God's Big Momma didn't wait for anyone. Still, she was probably starting to close in on her now. And I haven't found anyone else either. The fam's getting too distant for them to be stuck in with it. If those two aren't planning on killing it, they're probably closer, enjoying Mary's company right now.

Kei picked up her pace. Things could go downhill fast between Magical Girls. Not very many months ago, a family wedding had taken her to Japan for a week, where, she learned, the witch-hunting scene had always been... Intense. She'd kept herself out of trouble, at least after the dominant chick in Osaka found out that she wasn't there to stay. Stories had been told, superiority boasted. Mahou Shoujo had a long history in that country, and it was rough. One particularly psychotic bitch got so carried away that she ran a few cities through, carving up other Girls for a challenge. There she is, skipped a thought through Kei's head as she reminisced unhappily and a block of red entered her vision again.

The ambient light flashed from brick-shaded to sunny as she passed the exits to the lauded parade streets, now jogging. Only once did the rays miss an interval, but it stopped Kei dead.

The shadow was being cast from Saint Mary's. The former bell tower was a dim silhouette against the sky, but a figure just faintly discernible as green was perched where none had been before. Fuuuck. No. Realisation hit Kei heavily. We're top heavy. At least five Girls in the city now, plus Salomea, maybe more, oh, fuck, competitive exclusion principle. We're six strains of e dot coli in a petri dish and we all have the same niche.

Kei's gaze skated headfirst back down the alley, then back at the tower, afraid that the figure would be gone if she stopped tracking it. Her phone flipped out of her pocket with the usual ease. Mary wouldn't have answered right now even if Kei had her number, and though she had seen others at work in Danzig, she only knew one. It was a long shot, considering how new that one was to the business, but Kei knew that at least this one would never get snappish over a panicked message.

Kei:
Sal, it me, paint girl again. something really weird going down here at gate end of royal road. lots of mag girls in one place. not sure who knows what. please confirm you're safe, any other deets would be good. thanks
Kei:
sorry


It was rushed into absurdity, but Kei was already running before the text was finished, swinging off the bag and leaving it lucklessly where it and Mary's wares would probably be stolen before sundown. Finally, she could move pretty much unimpeded, and she did.

Figures resolved themselves into a definite group as she neared, her earring glowing in readiness, but hesitating to transform. Something about the blood matted in her hair gave her an odd, illusory courage, made her feel more intimidating than bedraggled. Four here, not three. Oh, no. Oh no. There was Mary, yes- Unharmed but upset, demanding as always, and the immigrant with the sketchbook, as expected. Still hurried, but not combatant. Two down, good start... The most striking girl present was the red-coated, muscular one, with red hair and European features that set her distinctly apart from Mary. Her stance was peculiar. She was shouting, reaching for something that the fifth girl- Oh. Oh wow. Kei skidded on a heel and was lucky to be spared a second tumble.

"Try and make me pay for them! I deserve a touch after all I've went through today, dammit!"

The situation was too abruptly comical to be dangerous. Kei's mind raced, but struggled to make sense of anything other than the most conspicuous detail. Well, two details. She spared a glance over her own shirt, beneath which her shoes were disappointingly visible, and her thoughts came aloud. "Well. Shit. I don't know, man. I'd pay for those." Wait, no, fuck!

Panic and embarrassment- At her appearance, her friend, her words, everything- reasserted itself and she reflexively twirled her earring through her fingers, sweeping it across her body in a wide arc. It left a cyan trail that became a helix around her, then a curtain of light that resolved itself into a gleaming white coat as her hair flared and cleansed itself, along with her make up. Transformation was worth an hour of prep time. The soul gem finished its spiral, wrapped itself around her ankle, and she pulled an unloaded pistol bow out of the glittery miasma as it faded. Mostly for comfort reasons, at this point.

"Mary, please hold," she hissed, neither loudly or sharply enough to dissuade the girl from anything, but she tried to at least run over the essential details in the moment she had, addressing mostly the girl in red, who bristled with a bossy air even caught far more out of place than either of the others. Quite a feat. "Kei, street artist. Mary, vendor-" She wasn't going to kill herself keeping up the lingo around strangers twice in a single hour, or a lifetime, if she could avoid it- "Who is really displeased about your kit, not your titty rights. How many Girls are here? Who are you? And fuck is everyone doing together on my front lawn?"

That was, all in all, a pretty suitable introduction, Kei thought. Brusque tone, more assertive than aggressive, and it had all the details in just a few words. Kei felt proud of herself almost long enough to let her gaze slip back down to the blonde with the chest, but her adrenaline persevered and kept her alert. Mostly.
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