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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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@SIGINT It's all good! I'll get to it later.

Exposition on the eye kit: With a little work SIGINT should be able to get into the device itself, but she might get startled if she accesses its view. Giggles needs a brain augment to be able to interpret what he sees without sensory overload, but he keeps his implants offline to make him harder to track between planets. It's why he does everything on a cell phone he can ditch at a moment's notice.

She could certainly switch it off if she's patient, though...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand damnit the original character thread's been deleted along with Giggles's sheet. I'll get to putting together a replacement.
@Dawnscroll You're probably good to go. Just have his story at home a little further down the chronology than where the Xerxes crew are stuck right now and there shouldn't be any conflicts. It probably won't be hard, since events in Arcon are so distant from the messy-ass timeline we have on Galbar.

write what makes you happiest, bruh
Today's post- Giggles develops a fear of carp-infested waters. We add this to his list of weaknesses alongside girls in bodysuits.

Next time, we find out if SIGINT can resist jumping into a sass fight. Who will be crowned Alpha Bitch? Stay tuned.
"Colin," wheezed Giggles appreciatively, "I get the feeling you're gonna be one hell of a shipmate." His knuckles briefly rapped the engineer's shoulder. "Both of you."

Elsewhere, something exploded. Probably nothing important, but Giggles ducked by instinct only to whip around and watch the falling glass gun-first. Now there would be fires. All good, though. The adrenaline was finally running.

Looks like one smug bitch, thought Giggles, as the advertisement board on the side of the damaged building fell off and gave him yet another view of the smarmy brunette. "Don't worry too much about her or bloodsport for now. I see a chain motor under that drawbridge, 'bout a metre left of the first railing. Do you think you can lock it up?" Giggles kept his head neutral, subtly pointing to the strutting girl with a free hand. "I really don't trust her not to put a river between us, and I really don't want to meet any more fish this week."

He kept studying the young woman. Her hair was wet, her eyes just a little unfocused, and though Giggles gave her at least a six, he doubted that skin tight suit was civilian gear. It wasn't clingy enough, damnit.

...

Oh yeah, and there was a sizable puncture in it, just above and outwards from where Giggles had been looking. His foot tapped. The skin underneath looked bruised. Ideas came into his head, some of them concerning.

He felt like he had a good idea of how to get this smirking piece of shit's attention, though.

"Hey, four-eyes!" Giggles turned towards the girl and waved with his free glove, though he didn't take his aim off the exploded building behind him, or lower his gun too much. He could shoot backwards if he had to. "Nerd with the ponytails! We heard someone was shooting corps and came running. Better scurry and let the big girls take care of it, huh?"

Familiar face? What familiar face? Giggles hadn't seen that face in his life. He put his hand on his hip and fell into a slight pose, then wagged his eyebrows at SIGINT, once.

@SIGINT@LPRKN
@Styxx Acheron I think @HeroicSociopath was meant to handle that but I'm not sure where our intrepid leader's gone.

OI MARCO

CHALLENGE YOUR LONG-LOST BROTHER TO A GAME OF MARIO KART

ed: I have a post to do, but today's looking a little busy. May be several hours.
Character positions updated, will double-update SIGINT's in a bit.

@SIGINT I think I ninja'd you, let me know if I brought my characters too close.
@Dark Light Hey, now, we're not just gonna let any old stranger onto our-

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actually nevermind you do you

Today's post- Giggles finds the aftermath of a gunfight, wants in. Hit me up if details are off or you have any other problems.

"Good lad," nodded Giggles ambiguously. The Hound made an appreciative 'mrff', but if Colin heard it too that was ideal. They were both good lads, really.

But as they moved outside Giggles started to get the feeling that something was off, precisely because the Hound was so excellently trained. All mammals have a keen nose for smoke, and a riot dog like Hound could find Marco's ill-fated pond smack deluxe blunt from blocks away. Now that they were outdoors, Giggles could hear a siren, but...

Giggles and the Hound met eye to eyesac. The Ophan kit was an extraordinary piece of equipment. With his exponentially magnified sense of depth and colour, Giggles could scan the horizons for miles and more, see the faintest stars in the brightest daylight, contrails and windstreams that were invisible to the naked eye.

But the other half of his headgear was not nearly so esoteric. And the airborne soot that should have stood out like a beacon was nowhere to be seen.

A gunshot cracked down the street, dislodging the penny just enough to drop.

"Shit!" yelled Giggles abruptly, smacking himself in the head. He repeated the motion of pulling at his own hair several times until it became clear that he was working at the smoke mask under his hood. "Fucking! Scent simulator! Must've broke in the carp box, I was using it to rebreathe."

A particle filter that allowed its wearer to inhale enough particles to smell was no good to anyone. A better one would have a chemical sampler that plugged into the user's neurons, effectively giving them a safe, artificial nose, but Giggles's kit relied on audiovisual to better calculate what he was supposed to be smelling.

Giggles flipped the switch he was looking for and started to run towards the electric wail, waving for Colin and the Hound to follow. "It's overcompensating for the sound of the alarm! There's no fire. Someone trigged it for cover." A turn and a few metres later and they were at the side of a, well.

Whether it had once been a true river or never anything more than a canal to drain rainwater and provide coolant to the adjacent factories was impossible to tell. It was much easier to see what had happened at its banks.

Someone shot all five of them so quickly that you can see exactly what they were doing. Fucking mercs. Giggles looked back to signal where he was to Colin and the Hound, nothing but a pair of scowling eyebrows still studying the carnage with the Ophan. Bloodsplat angles converge at... Top of one of those buildings there. Firing squad positions, a few shells on the ground...

"Looks like we're late to something," rasped Giggles as his new friends arrived. "Could've been corporate revenge, but all these were killed by one shooter. You don't hire one guy to kill five. Bad practice. Besides, snipers that good ain't cheap." They were at the back of the not-burning building. The canal foamed lazily below. "I have a feeling this was either a failed rescue, or a target theft by one really confident mother fucker."

Giggles could easily fit his submachine gun in his backpack, but he was still holding it in hand. Now he had good reason. "You seem like a good guy, Colin. I'm not gonna ask you to follow me into this kind of business meeting." His head was uncannily still. "But I think my people need me."

Someone was popping corporate cherry, and Giggles was not about to get left out of the action.
Currently typing. Converging on SIGINT and Anya's location but not gonna come into interaction range just yet, given that you two seem to be having fun.

Will update character location list afterwards.

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