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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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Bio

According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmalright sure I'll sign up Virgil here for now.

I just can't afford to be very active, given other writing projects. :p Depending on how the LBPF story goes we might see some Flak Macaque in here later on.
Get grease monkey to join my new faction!


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What's the plans for your new monkey character?


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@LPRKN I mean, you can still steal a car, of course. Make up as many props as you need and run wild.

You have my blessing.


@HeroicSociopath I'm... Gonna maybe ask you to roll that one back a few steps. With Jace jumping in we already have four people in a small space. Also, the events between Colin sending a message and Giggles being Giggles* take place in like, sixty seconds, tops. Just enough time to pull a trigger and get across a bridge.

I've been pretty lax on tracking the other four of us in here, but it looks like @Ashevelendar is still here (at least I hope you are <.< ), so your ball is in his court. We're recruiting, remember?

*AKA pulling a shameless spotlight heist courtesy of a corrupt GM. i'm only human, guys
>device: Ocular-Photonic Headset and Neurointerface (OPHAN) v.7.0.1
>synchronising feed to radiometric sensor...
>success
>decrypting hard drive...
>...
>... 66%
>... 67%
>... 68%


Things that seemed to be moving slowly at a surface level started to accelerate.

Giggles felt a few jolts below his feet and then smiled. "What balls, babe?" he crooned, snapping his own finger gun. He was still moving forwards, but not at an idle pace anymore. This girl had the skinniest legs he'd seen since the flamingos on Ecetopia. Let her run if she felt like it.

>... 74%

"What's up, Hound?" murmured Giggles as the dog fretted and followed them over the bridge. Colin introduced the two of them succinctly enough but the tomboy's attention was elsewhere. "Drones? Followers?"

>... 83%

Seong crouched behind a concrete wall and lowered his HUD visor. Blood stims thrummed in his veins.

>... 89%

There was a shadow ahead, some way down the street- Giggles saw it and hardened with tension. Someone in a coat.

>... 96%

The barrel of a heavy rifle peeked out of the block they'd left behind. Giggles's gun whipped into the air-

>... 98%

-a spray of bullets roared from the bridge as two explosive rounds hammered into the concrete at SIGINT's back-

>... 99%

-half a dozen shots smacked into Seong's vest as two more cracked his bulletproof visor into his face-

>... 100%

The universe blinked out and Giggles was blind.

Muscle memory threw him to the ground with a charcoal blade in his hand. The parang swung low across the bridge, finding nothing and narrowly avoiding Colin's ankles, and when the reflexive game of blind-man's-buff was over and Giggles didn't seem to be dead, he threw a hand to his face.

He tore off the left eyesac, taking a few capillaries with it, and fixed SIGINT with a rapidly swelling green eye. "Yeah, real fuckin' funny," he said in her general direction as he started to run, freeing his other eye and feeling the rush of water somewhere distant. "Colin, grab this minx and move. That merc isn't dead. Go anywhere, I have your back."

But his gaze and gunpoint were already elsewhere. The submachine gun was facing somewhere to one side, where the shadow in the coat had last been. "Come out, motherfucker! I saw you!" Giggles gestured off to one side with the machete as he yelled, bidding the two non-combatants to make haste.

@LPRKN@JaceBeleren@SIGINT
Aaaaaaaaalllllllrighty.

Typing or something.

ed: Let me know if any details are off. Giggles's uncanny luck kicks in and he shoots Seong just before his eye kit goes down. Kinda making a small split between Colin + SIGINT and Giggles + Diane for idk, the next round or so.

ed ed: YO DON'T FORGET

Drones, mercenaries, and enemy NPCs of all shapes and colours are free to write in and use by anyone however you want, provided it's believable. Go nuts, guys. Make your characters look badass or something.
@Circ Work-in-progress name for Heidi, whoops.

To be fair, Flakky here probably forgets all the time too. it's a gun on wheels it doesn't have feelings

edited
The idea with this guy is to use a randomiser of some kind to pick what anaglyphs he has on hand at any one time. The mods seem fond of using the DnD spell list for analogies, so I might do recorded rolls for one of those and then make up an anaglyph that does a similar kinda thing, then roll for its brightness.
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