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If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Mamang.

II


A young whale sang as it traced the coast south, passing island after island, following the passage of its prey. Forage fish bloomed in abundance, released from the shores of the Giantlands like a drop of milk in clean water. Every year brought them further south. Bright seeds had fallen from the robes of the Queen of Life, and the clear green waters they had sown nourished shoals without number, heavy with herring and anchovies and sprats. Year after year their bodies grew smaller as their numbers ballooned, and calf after calf was weaned on the rich milk of that bounty.

The young bull was not yet grown, but had departed from its mother all the same, and a certain boldness followed it in its youth. Further and further it travelled, thrilled in its gentle heart as much by the open expanse of the ocean as by each new turn and curve of the rough-hewn continents. So swift it was already that the ceaseless conquest of the scale-armoured herring felt like a crawl, and again and again it struck out, far from shore, far from food, into the ocean, seeking something, something new.

It pulsed its beating song as it cut through the seas, night after night, in sunlight and moon: mmam, mmang. mmam, mmang. mmam, mmam, mmam, mmam, mmam, mmam...

The light came upon it like a warm breeze, a light unseen, unfelt, subtler than a heartbeat, an expanding glow called from the very fingers of the Lord of Souls. The light washed over it, left its seed- and was forever gone.

III


After weeks of travel, with no company, and nothing for its eyes to gaze upon but the clean light of the untarnished moon, the whale was ready to turn back. Only then, as the thin edge of exhaustion began to creep upon its heart, did it hear the sound of its voice reflected back.

The whale called again, high and low, short and fast, slapping its tail, hearing again. It was not a mirror for sound, no, nor a simple echo from an oncoming island, no- something quite strange, something it had never heard before. All the whale knew was that it was coming closer.

And, finally, there it was.

The whale slowed, sank, drifted. Confused. Dizzy. It puffed its breath at the surface of the black night water and submerged. The sky, above- the depths, below- and then- this?

The whale drifted closer. It could hear the sounds of its voice, cast back by something like- air. It was air, yes, and the water around it tasted of surface- yet the sky was up above- the depths below- and this air, this not-sky ahead, stretching out forever to the one side and to the other, like the stone of a wave-beaten cliff-

It was an island of air.

Unhampered by the dark of the night, but ill rested from its journey, the whale followed the wall of the air a little way. Air- fit for breathing- breaching, even. Air- a surface- it could turn its body, just so, and- crash! The whale lifted its tail out and into the island of air, feeling cold dryness upon it, and slapped back down, pounding a one-beat note out into the empty sea. So queer to slap the ocean sideways! What sensation!

A sound echoed in answer to the slap, and cut through the whale's curiosity.

F l w i in s...

Paused, for a moment, by the unnatural voice, the whale flexed. It flexed, and flapped its tail, but something was deeply, terribly wrong.

A g n me I el s...

It couldn't move. The whale's tail was hanging freely in the cold air of the un-land. The great flukes and muscle that propelled it were trapped in the un-sky, with no gravity to pull them back, restfully, easily into the comforting water- only down, down into the cliff of air, parallel the wall of stayed ocean but not into it, this hideous imposter gravity that did not pull waterward. It was dragging the whale with it.

Y d el...

The forward bulk of the whale's body was supported by water, and as its tail sank in the air, it began to lever the whale's head upwards, backwards, threatening to pull its whole body in line with the demented vertical surface. There it would have no grip on mother ocean at all, and would find no mercy from the air- miles of empty air that turned the softness of depth into a horrible, horrible height.

I w l ot b ...

Heart pounding boatloads of blood through its panicked veins, the whale twisted with all its power and steered. The sleek blades of its fins halted and guided the water, balancing the animal on the edge of the fall, curving its descent just so...

...a p wn n e ga s of a oth r.

Finally, at the peak of its desperation, the whale threw open its great maw. The force of the displaced water pushed it just enough for its fins to take hold of its slide through the water and it sank back into the sea, the whole of its back almost touching the cursed unland. Its tail beat the blessed, blessed ocean, and it departed that place for the whole and unbroken waters of the shores from which it came.

A deity watched it go.

Something had changed, for the whale. A certain innocence was now lost. Guided until now by blind animal instinct, guided gently through the safe repeating shapes of a world it had known before it was born, a seed of fear had been sown in the whale, a seed of lacking. It departed that place holding a deep and painful thorn of terrible knowledge. Knowledge of what would happen if it were to breach through that cursed wall of air, knowledge that would save it from ever again touching the far unlands, where lay already the mummified carcass of its cousin, drying for eternity under a merciless sun...

IV


A pulse. A voice. The whale sang back. A friend- the shallow seas were surely up ahead.

The whale surfaced and breathed (pfasht! fwush!). Somewhere distant, it heard a crash- a slap, or a breach? Perhaps its cousin was close enough to see. It flapped its tail and erected itself, pushing its snout and eye up above the rippled surface, scanning the horizon in the light of the dawn and the clean yellow moon.

No, no whale. Not much of any-

KRAK

A great and sudden noise split the water, shaking the very bones of the beast. The frightened whale's eye rolled back and forth through the air, only now noticing a glow-

B O O M.

The shock of the storm ripped through the whale's delicate eardrum, striking its lifted head like a slap. Ear screaming, face blazing with pain, the whale threw itself into the blue and dived, torn arteries filling its eye with blood. Instinct forced it straight down into the dark, its brain spinning from the force of the blow as the ocean heaved around it. The force of the Eye's almighty storm threw a wave through the waters that would traverse the Galbar whole, and rock the whale like a fly on a breeze.

Then there was a new light, a golden fire that pierced the darkness of the waters, outshining the heavens and the dull heat of broken stone alike.

After a while, as long as it could manage, the whale rose up for air. Its ear still whined, its face still burned, and its eye remained dulled with blood, its once-vast field of hearing now terribly lopsided. The golden fire had been replaced by a clear candle of ruby red. There was sound, again, not the crushing rumble of stone but a sound, nonetheless. It was a queer sound. Stranger than any whale, yet the young bull knew it was song; a voice from above, like the acid green voice of the cursed unland, yet pained, gentle, comforting.

Twisting its body left and right, struggling to listen with its broken ear, the whale called back, wordless, a hurt, steady bass to the dance of the Arbiter.

There were things in the water, now, mostly dust. Some other materials- driftwood, yes. The other whale had gone silent. And among it all, the limp and battered body of some long-legged animal, cold and thin and dead and lost in the waters were it did not belong. The whale nudged it, but it did not swim. It remembered the sound of the blast.

That sound was gone now. As the last echoes of the Eye's murderous power faded from the Galbar, the whale lifted its head once more, carefully, and saw something in the distance where nothing had been before, something like a tall stone.

It sank back down.

In the comforting shadow of Keltra's keep, the whale drifted, aimless, and rested in the fading light of the scarred and shattered moon.

@Antarctic Termite

A worthy submission! As we're in no hurry here we'll take our time and a review may not come for a while yet. I will say that as the first demigod submitted, one thing that I think is crucial to know is what origin and/or parentage you'd envisioned for Ea Nebel.


No problem, no rush. I've already sent out a mass ping in the Discord, but we have a good range of parents in Iqelis, Homura, and Voligan, depending on who's available. Zelios, Aethel, Voi and Epsilon also welcome to help out somehow depending on the specifics, though I wouldn't want to drag out the introduction too long.

@DrRtron Yes, yes, very good, now put your kidney in the icebox.
Offering a 'proper' character for consideration while I'm in the mood to write her sheet, for when (if?) the whale shuffles off.

Mamang.

I


The glassy jaws of the ice ground against one another, great frozen plates crushing themselves away into a soup of brittle ostraca that bobbed on the surface of the heaving water. The sound of it groaned deep and far through the belly of the silent ocean. Earth tore, the winds howled cold, and the surface of Galbar cracked like a cake.

A first birth is not easy.

Like the blood of afterbirth, rich life stained the fresh land, sprouting in the greys and greens and wrinkled amber hues of lichen. Grass, first, then sedge and reed, and shrub, and tree, and- yes! Great, grand woods, tall as mountains, ripping through the soil to dance with the goddess. The cry of a bird, the howl of a wolf, and soon, over it all, the great call, the sound of triumph, loudest of them all- a trumpet boomed across the Shepherd's plains, the song of a bull mammoth, virile, singing his new strength.

A first birth is not easy- and yet there is such joy in it!

The earth and sea revelled, and even the wind in all its coldness could not quiet the spirit of the north. A great walrus barked and rolled into the beating waves, its tusks bigger than any elephant's. Its great lumpen bulk flew freely through this well-salted water, its path as smooth as a circling hawk. Soon it would eat its fill, cracking clams the size of watermelons, and return to rest and bask on the stones of the sunny shore, so freshly hewn that the waves had not yet even had the time to wear them down into round pebbles. Soon, yes, it would rest on the shore.

A great eye watched it from the deep, and departed.

Born of a deva's laughter, something grand had been forged in the ocean, and left there unwitnessed to enjoy the breath of life. It would not return to shore. It had never known the shore, no more than any fish. It barely even knew the silt of the shelf that encircled the new continent, that muddy, craggy seabed writhing with dire wolf-eels and halibut the size of two men. It was untethered, left to drift away on the currents like no other being in the cold god's care, unmoored from the Shepherd's fields. It was alone, and it was free.

The first whale breached, and blasted a spray of hot fog towards the shining sun.

It sang a song into the open sea, a long, beating string of deep whoops and pulses. It was soon answered by another. In the distance, a third, a different tongue, this one slowly whistling.

The eyes of the southern realms might never see such beasts as roam the Giant Lands. The elk and mammoth would not venture to the lands where it was hot, and the direwolf would not follow. The walrus would always return, in the summer, to nurse its young on the shores of its home.

But the whale would be everywhere. There was no ocean too great for it to cross. In seas warm and cold, dark and bright, the whale would go and bring the great dance of the giants with it, borne by the waves of this well-salted sea. Until the day it breached and sank for the last time, it would always be supreme.

In time it would bear a calf, and the name of that calf would be-


"Hup-"

Bromwell took a short deep breath, squatted down and took the last Guild crate into his wide blue arms. This one was particularly heavy- Tins of paint? Tar for the Guild building's cracks and crannies? It was probably just bottles of some-or-other ointment. Nothing burned through medical supplies quite like a guild's worth of explorers, not in Nockwood or for many miles around. Bromwell personally had gone through more bandages in the last twelve months than the average paddy-farming Politoed would need in a decade.

"-hoof!"

He set the crate down in the loading area under a little wooden shed in the Guild's shadow, next to the day's orders of sugar, lamp oil, and straw. There was a ramp under the roof that led directly up into the Storage Area's back door, but much of this stuff would go straight into the kitchen. Most of the rest of the Guild's everyday bulk supplies lived here just about permanently. Last Bromwell had heard, the back door to the Storage Area had been firmly rusted shut.

That was probably for the better.

"Mornin', Rosalinda. Good day, rookie. Who dented the wall?" Bromwell aired his questions cheerily to his fellow bruisers as he rolled his shoulders and scanned the hall for any sign of a belligerent Sylveon. "Any special news today? I could hear the quartermistress yellin' all the way from the river. Right down the river, too, I may add." In a few seconds he'd bumbled his way down to the noticeboard and squinted at it over the sparky Pachirisu's tail. "Mornin' Apri- oh, and you too, Clay. Good to see ya join in."

Any call-outs to Foggy Lake?

Bromwell loved Foggy Lake.
Good to see everyone's already getting going! I might not have much time to read and reply for a few days, so I'm not going to tie up Bromwell with an interaction just yet. Better to give him an early-morning job to do and a good excuse not to show up just yet, so he doesn't hold things up, just in case.
The fog was thick and lazy over a green and sluggish river. The sun was rising but had yet to show its face, and the willows all were washed in blue-grey light. Every few seconds a dense clump of reeds would press the side of the barge as it squeezed along through the still and narrow waterway, and from their banks the unseen frogs called with a long, slow rar-r-r-r-r-r.

"Mornin', cousin."

The Nuzleaf sitting on his stack of faggots at the front of the barge blinked and turned his head back to his ferryman. "You know him?"

"No," said Bromwell, ducking under the bough of some drooping swamp-tree without thinking or breaking the rhythm of his slow, hard pushes with the bargepole. "But I'm sure we're blood kin. Big family."

The Nuzleaf nodded. He'd been more chatty at the start of the trip, but now he looked deflated, dozing off as the town ahead began to stir awake. "Oh, there's a bank," he murmured. "If you can help me through the sand, you could set me down here. It'll lighten the boat."

Bromwell shrugged and lifted the long pole out of the algae, shoved it in the reeds to brake. The handcart and its daily firewood left the boat on a pair of planks, the way it came. "Keen to be rid of me, are ya?"

Shaken head. "Well, not you. But there's always someone yelling when I make the trip this late." 'Crack of dawn' meant something very different for a night-worker. "From up in that mansion, I'm sure the whole town can hear it. Iunno, she just sets me off. Built right across from the pier, too."

Bromwell laughed, adjusted his cap. "Oh, I know her! She's the very reason I bring the morning sundries. Right shrew she is. Well- she's alright once everyone's awake and in order. Pip pip." The forester mumbled something and set off with his cargo, and Bromwell did the same.

There was a chance he'd miss the morning announcement- he sometimes did. He didn't mind. Getting up early like this gave him a chance to dodge the racket, and warm up his muscles while he was at it. Best of all, Sylveon couldn't spend too long telling him off- not if she didn't want to actually pay someone to bring the Guild's food upriver, of course.

I wonder, thought the Poliwrath, the yells of his superior already just about audible in the distance, if anything will happen today.

There was a distant klok of something ceramic hitting rock. It sounded like a 'yes'.
Bromwell's sure to take the spunky Makuhita and the stiff Riolu under his wing sooner or later. The little tinkerer, well, he's sure to fit in somewhere too.

Now if only they can figure out why the squirrel keeps flinching all the time...
@Rune_Alchemist Just messing with ya, looking forward to the character.

People be jumpin' on the elite and ace positions. Good thing I have a beginner planned.


Fantastic, can't wait for more variety.

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