Then wiggle your eyebrows. Aggressively. Show them who's the eyebrow boss. Beat them to a pulp with your eyebrows. Browbeating shall become a literal term!
They can smell fear too, be sure to burn everything to mask any of it with the smell of napalm in the morning. Just in case.
Yes, join us in shouting at people in Russian! (I think. You can shout in English too if you want. Or German. Or Spanish, Greek, Creole, Czech, French, etc...)
Some random internet fuck with a keyboard and too much free time.
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