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@chukklehed The hero association isn't competent enough to even have TV cameras going in a danger zone, let alone know what goes on in them. Otherwise, like I said, Saitama would be S class already for both destroying the meteor (Which had the credit go to Genos), and killing that 500m tall guy.

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The latter of which had his kill credit go to King, which is the only reason why King is an S rank hero in the first place.

Everyone else doesn't have much of a problem with it, and like I said, no one knows what happens to the monsters afterwords. Saitama ripped up that seaweed monster to use as food, so there doesn't seem to be much problem with this sorta thing as long as its on a small scale. Heck, if this world has a fast food meat chain, whos to say they don't use monster meat? Doubt there is enough cows and other livestock in a monster filled world anyway. TBH animal has the final say as to what happens here, either Light gets yelled at again or nothing happens.

And obviously you haven't seen Rick and Morty.

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Light was happy that Flash was eating the meal she made. Most heroes tended to have a bit of a more apprehensive approach to eating monster meat. If only they knew how most of their 'normal' meat was made... And Light's prepared lunch also brought Violet back to conscious! "Ha! Cooked meat can wake up nearly anyone!" Light said triumphantly, even if Violet was a bit... repulsed at the slab of meat Light had placed on her.

Echoing Flash's concern, Light said "Yeah. Making a giant hellfire pit there must've been exhausting. Don't worry, monster meat is mostly like beef. And this isn't the kind of monster that leads to hallucinations after eating it. Those monsters have purple meat. I know this from experience." Light said laughing nervously, remembering said episode of hallucinations taking effect near a church. the things she saw...

Light did notice the worrysome and almost playful manner that the two heroes were exchanging. That combined with some... 'can you please?' sort of expression coming from Flash and Light got the hint. "Aw. You two play nice now. I'll patrol a bit and maybe get in touch with the cleanup crew." Light said, patting Flash on the shoulder and giving him a wink as she walked off to examine the monster they had defeated, deciding to sit on top of his leg while she waited for the Association cleanup crew to come.

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Im pretty sure youre missing the point here

@chukklehed

I'm thinking your making a mountain out of an anthill here. Unless you can explain what the hero association does with giant monsters. Also a lot, and I mean a LOT of cartoons are about one thing trying to eat another. At least when it comes to looney toons.

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@chukklehed

Its something I wanna go for. I mean, there is this whole arc Animal is doing about monster spies in the Hero Association and whatnot. Besides, I get the feeling that B ranked heroes who aren't #1 don't get paid all that much, Saitaman is usually not paid well either.

Also you can cook and eat Deathclaws in Fallout, and they can talk in Fallout 2. And you use Daedra hearts and other monster bits in potions and whatnot or you can eat those if you want. Yeah no humans, but then this monster isn't a human, is it?

As for that, I doubt anything is nearby this monster after that thunderclap and whatnot. Esp since its in a more monster filled area of the city anyway. No one knew that Saitama punched that meteor for example that would've destroyed half the world. Nor do they know he beat up the space emperor. And Light can always mention Pink Slime or MPM and turn almost everyone into vegans really fast :P.

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@chukklehed

Light is running off Fallout/Skyrim/Don't Starve rules. Its not a human, its huge, its dead, and its not poisonous. Its like killing those pigmen in Don't Starve for their pork. Esp when they become werepigs. Besides Saitama ate a monster at one point too :P. Admittedly I'm just trying that angle to see how it feels, since everyone loves fallout and skyrim and whatnot :P. Plus Light doesn't get paid much anyway since shes a monster herself.

What else are they going to do with a building sized monster anyway? We never see what the hero association does with those when they die. For all anyone knows they get processed and sent out to restaurants.

So do you guys want me to post or wait for someone else?

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@Archmage MC

More of an interruption to her throwing the dog's innards come flying out of its stomach like something from 1984's the thing with noises and shit. It's carcass melts where she held it tightly and falls to the ground like goop before it's innards grow eyes and burrows underground, never to be seen again

@FallenTrinity

Oh, she kinda threw it away but I alluded to the organ squishing thing so you kinda solidified that bit. Added a little mention about that though.

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@FallenTrinity

Not sure if there is anything for Light to reply to form your post. let me know if I'm wrong though.

@Polaris North

Light'll show him the wonders of middle earth, well, as long as she doesn't scare him. xD

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"Ah, ok, Yeah. Never had homework. Besides, I'm not good at math. Don't need to know much past the basic 4." Light said, laughing. "I'm alright at the other stuff. Heck you kinda need to know biology in this line of work anyway." she said, pointing her thumb at the meat that was cooking to make her point before laughing again.

Adjusting herself so that she could sit more comfortably on the hard ground, she continued. "I never went to school. Monsters kinda didn't have a need for it. Besides I learn stuff on my own well enough." Due to Flash's visor, Light couldn't see the expressions on his face too well. She hoped he'd be happy for some meat though, everyone liked meat! Well, unless he was a vegan. Light couldn't live on a vegan diet. No bacon would make her very, very sad.

Speaking of bacon, the intense heat from the inferno that Violet had made partially melted the pole Light had used as a cooking steak, causing the meat to smoke a little internally. Smelling this, Light rushed over and took the now finished meat out of the heat pit before it lit up in flames, burning herself on the super hot pole and throwing it outside the pit with a yelp of pain and bit of blowing on her swollen red burned hands. She didn't notice that the dog bits that had leaked out of the dog she snuggled had disappeared, what with her hands throbbing and whatnot. After cooling down, she walked over and tried to grab the pole again, it having cooled down as well, and carried it back over to Violet and Flash, sticking it in the ground again so she didn't need to keep carrying it.

"Well Flash, you said you wanted it well done." Light said as she slashed off a well cooked piece of the meat and gave it to Flash, slicing a second piece and placing it on Violet to try to wake her up, and finally slicing off a piece for herself and chomping down on it voraciously. Sharp teeth made eating meat pretty easy, if a bit strange due to little chewing. Without any flavoring, the meat tasted just about what you'd expect. Sort of a slightly tougher beef with a slight metallic taste, probably due to the lightning and magic fire bath it had previously. Remembering Flash might need smaller bits with his meat since he really didn't have the tools to cut it himself, Light moved over to him and offered one of her hands. "You can use my fingers to cut up your steak there if you need." she said, having just tore off a large chunk of her piece and swallowed it.

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@Archmage MC

Dude's too busy being a hero and studying to play video games. Poor guy.

@Polaris North

Hes got super speed, he should take some time off and have some fun :P.

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@Polaris North I guess Light acts way too alien for Flash Forward, huh? She wont be too happy with him if he patronizing her though. Shes too honest xD.

Guy needs to spend a few days in Skyrim or Fallout. xD