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All adult female Nem are pear-shaped and bottom heavy. :D

This is in fact a canon thing, even if it mostly stemmed from Vita accidentally drawing them all like that when she first started drawing them and me pointing it out and it just kind of snowballing from there but still.


The next logical conclusion is that Nem are boob obsessed because boobs are exotic.
Pff. Lets get ridiculous, with the Fairy knight of Doom!
Where's @Rin to add

Tight leather.


Loli nempire in tight leather pants with a divine butt.
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And that is why when I do stuff I have no less than four seperate levels of vampireness so I can have Buffyverse-style mook vampires rubbing shoulders with Dead Apostle types and the occasional eldritch abomination. :D


I once tried to run a gothic horror setting specifically avoiding Lovecraft. Every single thing that was monstrous in that setting was something really, really nasty. That's how I like em monsters. :P

Pity it wasn't popular :/
@AtomicNutY'know as much as I like Hellsing, spending eight years of my life watching a franchise where most of the vampires were basically mook-level and even the non-mook ones were mostly just smarter than the others always makes it weird to me whenever vampires are portrayed as the unstoppable badass lords of the night. XD


Well to be honest, I tend to not pay attention to shows where vampires aren't nigh unstoppable abominations, blame me reading THE vampire book as a teenager.
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Nah, top-leather needs to be a long, flowing coat. Like Angel or Spike really.




G I V E M E A H U G
Wait aren't Nem tiny vampires already, what with red eyes and being hurt by sunlight.
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A Nempire? :D


Vita made me edit "loli" for "tiny".

THE HIGHER UPS DONT WANT US TO KNOW THE EXISTENCE OF WERELO-REDACTED
And dere you go.
Words were never said. Sult contained her breathing as Marianne, whom she had been talking moments before, had a sudden case of explosive temper and decided to put her blade in the neck of her offender. Well, granted, Nero was a rude asshole, and he probably was trying to fish that specific reaction but still. Her eyes somewhat wide in disbelief as the Delacroix reassured her authority with her mighty and high attitude.

A shiver went down her spine, and she didn't know why. Her eyes stared at Nero's. The rude bastard was there, eyeing Marianne with contempt and restrained anger, as she went in her spiel. An eerie feeling came from the armored warrior. Marianne was deadly, and she was more capable than making that threat come true, but yet... somehow. It seemed that even a punctured carotid wouldn't stop Nero. Nero was about to open his mouth to say something but in the end he just refrained, smiling a smile that would make a hyena proud.

A realization hit her, as she eyed her twin and the creepiness around him.

Magic. She bit her lip. Dante offered a timely distraction to Marianne's post-offense denial attitude, as she looked at both in the eye.

"Yes, the numbers of coffins are far more than the bodies... plus the coffins, seems that they were empty for some time, and undisturbed." Sult pondered as she eyed the group.

"And you're fucking stupid. BOTH OF YOU." She eventually blurted out, as she clenched her sword. "Oh, look at Me, I'm fucking NERO, I GOT SASS TO UPDO EVERYONE AND LET ME INSULT THE FUCKING DELACROIX WHOSE STICK IS SO UP HER ASS SHE HAS TROUBLE SWALLOWING." Sult finally exploded as she eyed the group, beginning to trudge.

"You're an idiot who makes threats that she'd rather not follow. She's a knight captain and her father's a duke, idiot!" Sult snarled back at Marianne as she trudged forwards, her face frowned. "You're a fucking murderer!Corpses don't talk, imbecile!" She added pointing at Tili. "And you are a whiny bitch who has been using ENCHANTED ARMOR since we got here." She narrowed her gaze at Nero, as her twin did a double take, wiping out the snarling, cynical grin he had moments ago.

"And you...!" Sult said, pointing at Dante. "You're cool. Help me with this peanut gallery, please, with sugar on top." She finished as she trudged over, her eyes peeking on the remains of a battle. She winced upon seeing the corpse of another assailant, the neck bent in an odd angle, and with grip marks of a small hand.

"Either we have a monstrous tiny vampire, or this was Tyaethe." Sult said upon gazing the dead man.

And there was the thunderclap.

"!" She looked alarmed at her companions, deciding wisely to wait for a more skilled vanguard to investigate it.
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