WE NEED TO GO LEWDER
Edit: DAMN YOU HARINE YOU LEWD NINJA
Edit: DAMN YOU HARINE YOU LEWD NINJA
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I run on GMT+1 Schedule.
And coffee.
And coffee.
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And in the spirit of lewdness, have some UNCENSORED ANIME PUSSY! >:D
THE PUSSY IS LICKING ME. MAY I LICK THE PUSSY?
I don't know who you're talking to...
But my desires are never satisfied.
L...lewd.
Sigma gritted her teeth, as the battle unfolded. Her target had been obliterated, but the IFF display on her screen told of an ominous prospective. The red dots were dropping, yes, but the blue ones too. "Damnit, and we've not taken a shot at the main objective." Sigma growled, just like Irina would've done. This was quickly turning into a slog against the Cruxi, as neither side seemed to gain a clear momentum.
Serah was dropping out, after having thrown herself in the thick of the battle. They just were too many cockroaches, and they had exhausted her comrade. "Roger that, Serah." Sigma clenched her teeth. "Live another day." She said, as she took aim at yet another of the cockroaches (otherwise known as CWM), and made her shot.
Yeager was in no better state, and then there was Magus, who was throwing himself as a live grenade. He wanted to go out in a flash. A last salvo to pierce the battlefield.
Pierce.
That was the word.
"Wait Serah. One last thing. Tell the fleet to aim five gridpoints south and two east of the following EM detonation. We will use Magus as flare. Tell them to use the ion cannon on Mist." Sigma gritted her teeth, as she relaid, still sulky and growling. She let go of the intercom, as she started her boosters. "Just a little more. Keep going." She started her boosters once again, moving slightly to the north to wipe out the remaining troops.
Sigma Shoot> CWM at B3
Move> A5 to A6
Order Serah to tell the fleet to use big guns on the pilot Blender.
Serah was dropping out, after having thrown herself in the thick of the battle. They just were too many cockroaches, and they had exhausted her comrade. "Roger that, Serah." Sigma clenched her teeth. "Live another day." She said, as she took aim at yet another of the cockroaches (otherwise known as CWM), and made her shot.
Yeager was in no better state, and then there was Magus, who was throwing himself as a live grenade. He wanted to go out in a flash. A last salvo to pierce the battlefield.
Pierce.
That was the word.
"Wait Serah. One last thing. Tell the fleet to aim five gridpoints south and two east of the following EM detonation. We will use Magus as flare. Tell them to use the ion cannon on Mist." Sigma gritted her teeth, as she relaid, still sulky and growling. She let go of the intercom, as she started her boosters. "Just a little more. Keep going." She started her boosters once again, moving slightly to the north to wipe out the remaining troops.
Sigma Shoot> CWM at B3
Move> A5 to A6
Order Serah to tell the fleet to use big guns on the pilot Blender.
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Ricardo Caballero.
Ricardo shuffled his feet, knowing full the awkwardness of the situation. Apparently they were introducing at eachother. And now they were thinking it was peeping. He was beginning to sweat. He really wanted to get out of there and GUN!
GUN IN HIS FACE. THIS WAS BAD. REALLY BAD! Ricardo stood wide eyed, as he thanked whatever way his brain wired that paralysis and chills had set in before he could collapse in a heap. At the very least, he didn't soil this pants. This time. Probably. No, not really soiled there. His eyes stared at his assailant, raising his face in a jerkish movement, his pupils zigzagging out of terror. Well, she was rather cute, for a teenager. At the very least that was a small consolation. And she was smiling. So adorable.
Not really, it was very off. Ricardo stopped trembling so slightly as the psychotic girl decided she was really kidding. And then let loose a potty mouth that could make a sailor proud. It was then when he picked the girl's accent, name and mannerisms.
Hello? Is this the Russian Prime Minister? I think you let loose one of your psychotic goverment assasins! You know, the kawaai as hell ones who look like Red Riding Hood! He retorted mentally.
"You're...crazy. " His physical answer was much more lame, though, what with his difficulty in adressing the opposite gender, and the mind-boggling fear that came being stared from the wrong side of a gun. "What the hell do they teach kids in Russia anyway? Why would I be interested in underage girls' underwear? I'm not japanese, for God's sake!" He finally managed to get a reaction out of his system, as he flailed a bit more. "But hey, um, help appreciated and that. Anastasia is a nice name too... there was a tale about a Tsarist descendant called that, i believe?"
His eyes, now aware of the situation a little more, looked at the other girl. Now this one was rather striking and beatiful. And sexy to boot! And also had fox features and three tails, and was summoning some kind of spirit fire. Foxfire? Yeah, that thing. "Umm, nice to meet you, Setsura-san?." He added. Fox spirits were tricky and this one had no small degree of haughtiness, but at least she hadn't flailed a live gun on his face to make a joke at his expense.
"I'm Ricardo Caballero. Yep. And earlier today I was enjoying the views of the District. I uuuh..." He trailed off, remembering his silly moment of earlier where he tried to pretend he was the Batman. "...might've dropped my wallet when taking pictures and whatnot. And this was one of the last places to check." Having talked for a while, he felt confident now, so he carried on.
"That's a handy trick, Setsura-san, but probably not the best for flammable wallets..." He scratched the back of his head, as he noticed a grate. His eyes almost popped out, as if remembering something, and he jumped face first into the offending metalwork.
"HERE IT IS! Well, that was quick. Must be because foxes bring good luck or something." He added. "Hnng, I can't reach it. My hands are too wide. Maybe..." His stomach churned, not believing his words.
"Ana, can you try to reach it?" He added. "Your hands are smaller."
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Name: (Su) Mei
Age: 856
Gender: Female
Race: Huli Jing - The chinese Kitsune. No differences with the Japanese one, save culturally.
Appearance:Her appearance. She has eight tails, but she usually disguises seven of them.
Personality: An elder fox spirit, Mei does have a great deal of self-control more than the average fox spirit, usually approaching her daily life with a mixture of wisdom and patience and the usual trickery and cheekyness foxes usually are thought to have. Unlike some other foxes with several tails, Mei rarely flaunts her actual power and experience, usually content with appearing to be someone much younger and keeping a rather approachable and casual aura. She absolutely loves prank wars, and, surprisingly enough, has something of a graceful loser behaviour. She also hates being compared to one of her famous ancestors, the legendary nine tailed Daji (which is probably the reason why a lot of the chinese foxes are hated), and has a fancy about foods that contain absurd amounts of offal (Truth to be told her favorite food is human liver, but hey, those are off limits.)
Abilities:
-Foxfire: Hey, all half-decent spirit foxes can do it. From the mouth, or the tips of the tail. Packs quite a punch, but it's in the end just fancy blue mana fire. Due to her number of tails she can spam a lot of it, however.
-Transformation: She can do tricks to alter her appearance and age, and hide her tails. Don't ask her to become a guy, tho.
-Illusion: Mei, like all foxes can do illusions. However, the more convincent and vivid the illusion, the more draining, and the less can move. Each aditional sense weights more. She can sometimes stack two short lived illusions.
-Taoist Rituals: Similar to Onmyodo, Mei is a skilled taoist ritual practitioner, which can be seen in divinations (that they often fail, or so she claims), and talismans, enchantments and exorcisms (which they do not). This was an attempt on her part to drift away from the foul practices of her clan, like human posession.
Evil arts:She technically can curse people and possess them, but A- Curses have bad habits like harming the caster, backfiring and pissing people off, and B- Possession means giving up her actual body for a mortal one.
Skills:
Chinese- DUH
Chinese medicine and herbalism- Well, she has to earn a coin or two. She also knows how to make good, hearty meals.
Kung Fu- While a wispy fox spirit isn't the most durable youkai, she knows kung fu. I mean, cause, seriously, there's tigers and stuff like that in China. She's pretty skilled and nimble, but like other foxes, can't take many hits.
Master of Deception: There's probably almost to no trick in the big book of deception that she doesn't know. Incidentally she's also good at reading people.
Living history Scholar: She's read and seen a ton of stuff.
Equipment:
Clothes.
Cellphone.
Wallet.
Swag.
Brief Backstory: Mei was born to the same clan of fox spirits as one of the most (in)famous mythological figures of chinese literature. Daji, the concubine of Zhou Wang, a chinese King who got the kicks and giggles by torturing vassals in horrible manners. In fact, Mei and her family are somehow descendants of that very nine tailed fox, and most of them follow their tenets and revel in the horrible practices that give the Huli Jinn their bad repution. Not Mei, though. Once she reached a certain age, she decided to pack her meager possessions and see the wide world. Probably because of wanderlust, or maybe because she was really tired of all the evil cackles and wannabe evil sorcerous empresses that her clan seemed to have.
She became a travelling spirit, with little to no bounds. Met friends. Lived adventures. Had kids. Had grandkids. Ocassionally she also helped twarth the plans of her clan. The world changed. And decided it was getting too tired to be constantly drifting. China's environment as well was degrading quickly to the point of becoming nearly inhabitable. So she skipped the sea to Japan, having heard rumours of a city being founded with an Imaginary District, a haven of sorts. After a brief time of exploration, Mei established herself as some kind of elder scholar, lending her services as informant and collaborator with the ID Police, and also offering small time chinese remedies and lecturing those who actually managed to find her.
Plus hey, the Imaginary District had all sorts of offal to taste. And she could always mooch the donuts from the police!
Age: 856
Gender: Female
Race: Huli Jing - The chinese Kitsune. No differences with the Japanese one, save culturally.
Appearance:Her appearance. She has eight tails, but she usually disguises seven of them.
Personality: An elder fox spirit, Mei does have a great deal of self-control more than the average fox spirit, usually approaching her daily life with a mixture of wisdom and patience and the usual trickery and cheekyness foxes usually are thought to have. Unlike some other foxes with several tails, Mei rarely flaunts her actual power and experience, usually content with appearing to be someone much younger and keeping a rather approachable and casual aura. She absolutely loves prank wars, and, surprisingly enough, has something of a graceful loser behaviour. She also hates being compared to one of her famous ancestors, the legendary nine tailed Daji (which is probably the reason why a lot of the chinese foxes are hated), and has a fancy about foods that contain absurd amounts of offal (Truth to be told her favorite food is human liver, but hey, those are off limits.)
Abilities:
-Foxfire: Hey, all half-decent spirit foxes can do it. From the mouth, or the tips of the tail. Packs quite a punch, but it's in the end just fancy blue mana fire. Due to her number of tails she can spam a lot of it, however.
-Transformation: She can do tricks to alter her appearance and age, and hide her tails. Don't ask her to become a guy, tho.
-Illusion: Mei, like all foxes can do illusions. However, the more convincent and vivid the illusion, the more draining, and the less can move. Each aditional sense weights more. She can sometimes stack two short lived illusions.
-Taoist Rituals: Similar to Onmyodo, Mei is a skilled taoist ritual practitioner, which can be seen in divinations (that they often fail, or so she claims), and talismans, enchantments and exorcisms (which they do not). This was an attempt on her part to drift away from the foul practices of her clan, like human posession.
Evil arts:She technically can curse people and possess them, but A- Curses have bad habits like harming the caster, backfiring and pissing people off, and B- Possession means giving up her actual body for a mortal one.
Skills:
Chinese- DUH
Chinese medicine and herbalism- Well, she has to earn a coin or two. She also knows how to make good, hearty meals.
Kung Fu- While a wispy fox spirit isn't the most durable youkai, she knows kung fu. I mean, cause, seriously, there's tigers and stuff like that in China. She's pretty skilled and nimble, but like other foxes, can't take many hits.
Master of Deception: There's probably almost to no trick in the big book of deception that she doesn't know. Incidentally she's also good at reading people.
Living history Scholar: She's read and seen a ton of stuff.
Equipment:
Clothes.
Cellphone.
Wallet.
Swag.
Brief Backstory: Mei was born to the same clan of fox spirits as one of the most (in)famous mythological figures of chinese literature. Daji, the concubine of Zhou Wang, a chinese King who got the kicks and giggles by torturing vassals in horrible manners. In fact, Mei and her family are somehow descendants of that very nine tailed fox, and most of them follow their tenets and revel in the horrible practices that give the Huli Jinn their bad repution. Not Mei, though. Once she reached a certain age, she decided to pack her meager possessions and see the wide world. Probably because of wanderlust, or maybe because she was really tired of all the evil cackles and wannabe evil sorcerous empresses that her clan seemed to have.
She became a travelling spirit, with little to no bounds. Met friends. Lived adventures. Had kids. Had grandkids. Ocassionally she also helped twarth the plans of her clan. The world changed. And decided it was getting too tired to be constantly drifting. China's environment as well was degrading quickly to the point of becoming nearly inhabitable. So she skipped the sea to Japan, having heard rumours of a city being founded with an Imaginary District, a haven of sorts. After a brief time of exploration, Mei established herself as some kind of elder scholar, lending her services as informant and collaborator with the ID Police, and also offering small time chinese remedies and lecturing those who actually managed to find her.
Plus hey, the Imaginary District had all sorts of offal to taste. And she could always mooch the donuts from the police!
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Question: Cat, police station or shrine?
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Soon.
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