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"Mecha Cowboys" has less than a thousand hits on Google. I've never been more upset.
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RP Concept: "Screw just the plans, we're stealing the Death Star and taking that baby for a joyride!"
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The VeggieTales theme song has been stuck in my head for at least three days now. Can't decide if it a good or bad thing yet.
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Writer of schlock dressed up in some decent clothes.

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Serenity Cloverfield is a fucking good name and I will, one day, steal it as if it were my own idea.


Name:
Dr. Karina Pulaski

Gender:
Female

Cycle/Age:
10 cycles | 40y/o

Appearance:
At 5’6”, seemingly average build, with light brown hair, brown eyes, and lightly tanned skin, Karina’s body has the desirable effect of “being part of the crowd”. She dresses in neutral colors and tends to keep her head down when she is in public places. Her facial features are sharp, and her resting face has often been described as unpleasant. The woman seems to shrink into herself when she stands and has a soft voice that hardly qualifies above a mutter.

Lunos:
Acid

Weapons:
The L&M P-15 Peacekeeper (colloq. “Loud & Messy”)

A personal defense weapon noted for its obnoxiously loud warm-up sound, ugly design, and its extremely explosive and gory stopping power. Similar in appearance to an old flare gun down to its garish orange color, the P-15 fires a single, large explosive slug that can punch a fist sized cavity through the chest of a lightly armored attacker and effectively stop most hostiles with a single shot. The P-15 was marketed as a self-defense weapon used to dissuade violence, and thus when the trigger lock is disengaged it begins to emit a loud noise similar to that of a turbine engine as a warning to any hostile targets that they are about to have their day ruined. In hindsight between the high-risk of collateral damage and the time it took to reload the single shot weapon, the advertising of an extremely powerful hand cannon to untrained civilians was a particularly horrible idea and the “Loud & Messy” was quietly pulled from the market. Still, the sound of a readied Peacekeeper humming inflicts the same iconic, pants-shitting fear today as one would have centuries ago when they heard the slow pump of a shotgun being cycled or the loud click of a revolver being cocked.

Equipment:
The SideALECK V2 by Zone

A grossly expensive tablet that features a data scanner that can almost instantly pull up any known information on people, places, and things just by capturing it on the scanner’s camera that can let any user of the SideALECK, to quote the advertisements, “know-it-all any time, right on time, every time.” Comes equipped with a VI (ALECK) that responds to voice commands, a nifty holographic projector, and options for an extended one-year warranty. V2 now comes with the much demanded feature of a silent mode for the VI, which was met with rather lukewarm reaction by the public due to what some considered having “the most goddamn annoyingly cheerful voice ever known to man”. It also comes preloaded with solitaire and the award winning album by everyone’s favorite pop duo JAM-n-I. (”Coming Soon: The SideALECK V2.02 optional premium upgrade which has minor bug fixes, faster load times on shop interface, and allows for the award winning album by everyone’s favorite pop duo can now be deleted from music library. The SideALECK V2.02, from Zone. Get In It.”)

The Canary Masque

A face covering gas mask resembling the beak of its namesake, the Canary Masque is a popular item that can collapse down to the pocket size of a handkerchief when not in use. The device can detect harmful toxins in the air, and will begin emitting a chirping warning like a carbon monoxide detector when the air is considered harmful for humans to breath. When worn, the chirping can be silenced in favor of the user relying solely on the HUD that displays information regarding the severity of the toxicity and the lifespan of the chargeable filter. It’s considered a must-have for Husk miners or Acid Lunos users. As does a pretty good job at just hiding a face and making someone look real suspicious when it is in use publicly.


Long Term Motivation:
At this point Karina can’t tell if she wants to find a solution for the Lunos problem and cure infertility or remove the old leaders from power more. In a way, she believes both will inevitably cause the other to happen.
holy FUCK its a party in here


Yeah, but it's one of those Silent Disco type parties where everybody is just listening to their own music, nobody's talking to each other, and some dude has been in the bathroom for like the past hour.


Should be finishing up my character today or tomorrow.

<Snipped quote by FantasyChic>
Awesome! (Was secretly worried no one would choose something other than tech xD)


Pfft, tech. I'm all about that acid, man!

...should probably rephrase that...
Lady...fucks?

Taro’s thought process as he tried to determine whether or not that title included him was interrupted by stronger and stronger tremors. He didn’t quite get what was going on, and the back and forth on whether things here should have been dead or alive were trying to spark an existential crisis that his mind wasn’t really capable of debunking. He had, silently and proudly, told himself that he would have known if he was dead, because if he was dead then he wouldn’t be alive —which he was, fallacy aside. Taro quickly tucked out of the way of the pushy lady and raised an eyebrow as she chucked Akito over her shoulder with ease. As she turned to order the group to move their asses, Taro felt his eye twitch. Shouldn’t he have been the one telling them to get going? Surely his speech would have been much more rousing and much less dependent on using the “fuck crutch”.

“What Izuki said. Well, not word for word, I mean, I don’t think I could get away with—nevermind. We should go. Let’s go,” he said, as if he had to get in the final word before they ran from whatever nightmare thing was hunting them and their little flame friend. However, he did not beat feet right away towards the exit. Instead, he sidled past the others and made his way to Mari. If she was blind like Izuki had said, then it was a gentlemanly—the train shook with another heavy tremor—Okay, we need to just get the hell outta here.

“Hey, Mari,” he said, outstretching his hand towards her with a bright smile. “I’m Taro. Sorry you got stuck with me, but Izuki’s right,” he leaned in closer to whisper, “and she sort of scares the crap out of me. Look, er, listen, I’m sure you probably don’t really need my help, so consider this to be doing me a favor so that chick doesn’t yell at me? Cool?”

He glanced down at his outstretched hand, flushed a shade of red, and grabbed her hand. “Okay, let’s go. Nothing in our way right now, but,” the train shook again, “but we should hurry up and talk about the scenery another time. Just yell at me if pulling too fast, okay?”

And with that, Taro began half-dragging Mari after Izuki and Akito, all thoughts of playing in the engine room taking a backseat as whatever that thing’s friend grew louder and louder. His eyes fell on the blue wisp as it darted through to the next train cart, serving as some sort of guiding beacon for the group of young adults. Hopefully the thing held the pinky swear to the same level of sacredness that they did—Taro doubted it would be easy to find a way to cut off the pinky of a flame guy just for lying to them, especially if he ended up killing all of them.

That’s not a pleasant picture, thought Taro, his grip tightening on Mari’s hand as they fell in behind the others.
Vesta V. Oubera
Round Two


A wave of exclamation surfaced through the crowd as Vesta caught an explosion of energy from out of the corner of her eye, but she had no time to parse together what had actually occurred. She had to take down Oubera. The foe in front of her was acting as if, or perhaps actually incapable of, feeling any pain, whereas she could feel the aching bones in her nose and the throbbing pain in her knee. She knew exactly how much more strain she could take before she would be unable to fight any more; the man, however, probably wouldn't realize he had overexerted himself before it was too late. She could use that against him.

Shuffling forward, she feinted a strike towards his head with her scabbard before deftly drawing her blade with her left hand and slicing it towards the ligaments of one of his elbows. Her hands moved like a whirlwind. If he noticed her feint and used his mass to hold onto her blade again she would let go of her scabbard and tear at the back of his knee with her whittling knife; if he tried swinging his warhammer she would keep pushing closer and continue to slash at his joints. Either way, she was not planning on relenting her assault unless he found a way to force her back. Vesta knew that she wouldn't be able to move in on him with her bad knee much longer.

Even at Vesta's (admittedly slow) approach, Oubera held his ground and remained relaxed. So relaxed, in fact, that he pulled his cut hand from his weapon again, wiping it against the furs he wore in the time he had on her approach before drawing it back over to the weapon. As she began to swing his eyes narrowed, remaining locked on the hilt of her blade rather than the scabbard itself. Perhaps he was expecting the feint, or perhaps he was simply unconcerned with a blunt blow, but whatever the reason he was prepared for the strike from the blade.

He did not attempt to catch the blade again, nor did he attempt to swing with his warhammer to strike or block, at least not immediately. Instead, he did what Vesta simply couldn't, suddenly pushing off with both feet to leap forwards in a sudden bull rush. The gap was closed and he crashed into her with his right shoulder, easily sending the smaller woman up and then down off her feet, to the ground. Only then did the man swing with his weapon, bringing it up and then down in a massive two-handed blow that was aimed to crush through her head to the ground.

Her scabbard was dislodged from her hand as the mass of muscle crashed into her, but Vesta managed to keep her grip on her sword. She felt her knee more or less give away as she landed on the ground with a hard thud. She had no time to catch her breath, and as Oubera began to bring his hammer down she was had already rolled onto her side. As chunks of rock and dirt peppered the back of her skull, Vesta twisted her right arm back and locked it around the shaft of the warhammer. She knew the man was likely strong enough to break her hold, but hoped that it would serve as enough of a distraction to keep him from noticing the movement of her left hand as she quickly slashed at his ankles.

She managed to slash one ankle with her attack, simply because the other was already moving. As soon as she had grabbed the warhammer Oubera had lashed out with a kick, and as the sharp metal of her blade cut into his flesh his heavy foot crashed into arm, a less than pleasant crack sounding out on the impact. With the slash he almost tumbled, the foot he kicked with coming down heavily to keep him from going down entirely. For the briefest of moments confusion flashed over his face, but it almost immediately passed as he instead reached out for her, grabbing her by the scruff of her neck to fling her away before he struggled to stand once again.

Vesta landed on the ground once again, twisting her body in such a way to avoid even more injury and to quickly allow herself to sweep up into a sitting position. There was no way she was going to be able to get up to her feet. Cursing under her breath and trying to ignore the pain, she let her sword fall to the ground with a clatter and slung her bow off of her body—she was extremely thankful the hard wood had not splintered during their scuffle. As Oubera struggled to stand, she unscrewed the cover on her quiver and quickly nocked and fired two arrows in quick succession at his center mass. If the man did not close the distance she would continue to try and turn him into a pin cushion; the second he began moving to her she would be ready to grab her sword, twist to mitigate whatever blow came her way, and thrust her weapon as deep into any flesh that she could find.

Oubera brought both arms up in front of his chest as he turned his body, stopping just before he could completely stand. Both arrows found their mark in his arms, though he barely flinched. His hands moved, going to each arrow to break away the fletchings of them before he started to proceed forwards once again. Moving with a staggering sort of limp, the big man closed the distance as quickly as he could. He only came to a stop as he reached the point where he could use his warhammer, already lifting the heavy weapon to bring another swing down towards her once more.

As the man staggered towards her like a wounded ox, Vesta slung her bow back over her chest and grabbed her sword. Steadying herself with her right arm and left leg, she coiled back and sprung forward and to the side as the man smashed the hammer down into the ground once more. As she landed on her shoulder, she grabbed her sword with her strong arm and thrust with all of her speed and might at his good ankle with hopes of cutting him down like a tree. If it worked, she would roll herself into a position where she could use the man's size against him and have his weight drive him through her sword.

Her blow was true, piercing through his ankle with ease. However, he still did not tumble. He swayed slightly, looking like he might go down at any moment before, suddenly, he slammed the warhammer down to prop himself up, keeping it standing only by leaning against it, gripping it tightly. Slowly, he looked down to his own legs, before to her with a rueful sort of smirk.

"Seems like the tables have turned, haven't they?"

Vesta twisted her body so that could sit, her sword drawn back and ready to strike out like a cobra. She glared at the man with a viscous intensity as he spoke, but she did not attack.

"They haven't," she said, her voice heavy with exhaustion. "If you surrender now, there is a woman in the Prince's entourage who can mend those injuries before it's too late. There's no shame in knowing when you're bested. Of course, the crowd would never accept that. I doubt anybody would pay for you to fight again, but an able-bodied retirement is better than a crippled one," she said, driving her blade into the ground and forcing her self up—silently hating her body for shaking under the strain of lifting her weight with one good leg. "Or I can kill you if you are unable to live with a bruised ego. Either way, you'd have lost to a crippled drunkard."

"No, I just lost to a cripple. You definitely aren't drunk today." Oubera gave a laugh then, along with a smirk. "My ego won't bruise so easily from something like this. You fought well today, and I lost, for one reason or another. Well done." With that, he finally sunk to his knees, unable to support himself even with his weapon.
I've only just noticed this, but we have a lot of lady characters whose names begin with V.


But do we have enough?

Personally, I will not rest until all of our characters are ladies whose name begin with a V.
@Atrophy

Depends if it's the European DVD release. They actually dubbed over Taco Bell with Pizza Hut. See!


I'm praying for the re-release where they go all in and just make it a combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell.
@NuttsnBoltsThanks for the clarifications. However, since you mentioned Demolition Man does that mean that Taco Bell will be included as the only restaurant in-universe? Because that's a thing that I can get behind.

And I got a new question that I forgot to ask and came to mind since you brought up people not knowing what to do during child birth. The sketch I have for my character right now was a former OB/GYN doctor who had spent a good part of their original life delivering babies before the comet came by and kinda ruined that whole scene. Over their following cycles, they would have shifted their focus from assisting with child birth to things like DNA splicing to try and remove the infertility gene, human cultivation to prevent the extinction of humanity, and what have you. So, the question would be:

Would people carry their abilities and knowledge between cycles? I'm imagining it would be like they would possess the knowledge of how to do something, but would not necessarily have the muscle memory or the finesse in their new bodies to be any good at it without the required amount of practice. For example, same somebody was an expert marksman and then started a new cycle. Would they know all the dos and don'ts of handling and discharging a firearm, but have to deal with their hands shaking while they are trying to shoot?
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