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"Mecha Cowboys" has less than a thousand hits on Google. I've never been more upset.
10 yrs ago
RP Concept: "Screw just the plans, we're stealing the Death Star and taking that baby for a joyride!"
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10 yrs ago
The VeggieTales theme song has been stuck in my head for at least three days now. Can't decide if it a good or bad thing yet.
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Writer of schlock dressed up in some decent clothes.

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@NuttsnBoltsOh hey! Color me interested. I gotta few questions, though.

1)It's mentioned in the CS that society is now 100% infertile. How long ago was the last child born?

2)Robots! Are they many run-of-the-mill servant type bots used for "lesser" jobs like cleaners, store clerks, drivers, assistants, etcetera? Or are humanoid robots rare, expensive, and exclusively used for replacement bodies for human conscious? How intelligent are robots? Forced to follow programs and the three laws of robotics? Artificial intelligence? That weird and creepy sci-fi scene take on AI where robots realize that they are superior to flesh men and start a robot uprising?

3)The leaders. What's the government like? Do people elect their leaders in an idealistic democratic way, or are things more oligarchical or even tyrannical?

4)Could you expand a little bit on the Children of Umbra? Are they the "good-intentions but really misguided" kind of extremists that get labeled as terrorists, or are they the "straight up just want to terrorize people because we're bad dudes" kind of terrorists?
I never even thought about reading a 1x1 thread. I guess if they didn't want others to read it they would have made it private, right? Like, nothing bad can happen from reading a public thread, right?

For science, I'll go check it out. Be right back.

edit: I now feel dirty.
>You had a dream that you and Chie were wearing luchador masks and wrestling...
@WernherWell, in-universe I'm pretty sure Valorie is going to absolutely hate everything about Veronika. But Veronika does pull off wearing a tie, so that right there commands some begrudging respect.
@Wernher...I might start an out-of-universe fan club for Veronika.

@DJAtomikaZombies mobsters and @Zombiedude101 ghost detectives sound like two great tastes that taste great together.
Taro gave a friendly nod and a half-smile to Akito as the other boy introduced himself, failing to notice what some would assume to be a rather standoffish appearance with his typical teenager slump. He took the boy’s blunt question on whether or not he was going to captain the train as a joke and gave Akito a soft, approving laugh. Taro decided that it would be pedantic to inform the kid that captain wasn’t a term used in railroading, largely because he preferred to be called captain next to the more proper, and decisively less cool, engineer. Likewise, Taro was pretty close to figuring out that driving the train, assuming if anything from playing a simulation with a keyboard actually carried over into real life (which was perhaps the world’s largest “if”), was a really, really terrible idea that would likely end up in an actual crash.

He offered a warmer smile to Nao and was about to tell the two of them that he was looking forward to not being frozen with them before a piercing whistle derailed his train of thought. Snapping his head back and forth like a frantic dog, Taro wheeled around on his heels to see a tall woman half-dragging what he assumed to be her friend towards them. His jaw slackened dumbly as the tall, somewhat intimidating girl called them all “dipshits” as if it was a perfectly natural way to greet somebody. He quickly fixed his dumbfounded expression, observing that at this rate there would be more people on the train not paused by the clock than the other way around. Maybe this—what’s the word, event? Phenomena? Mass hysteria?—was fading away.

Then again, perhaps it was just growing stronger.

”A snuggle pile?” asked Nao.

“It’s like a cuddle party except—woah,’ said Taro, but his decisively unhelpful explanation was lost as the train began to rock. Quickly, he grabbed an overhead handle as the rocking grew more and more unstable. The frozen figures around them began to eerily glow. Okay, okay, Nira’s right, something’s different this time.

Maybe all of this was just some elaborate dream, the kind of one where you wake up from it, go about your day, do all of your chores, and then wake up once again just absolutely exhausted. If he was dreaming, he’d much rather it went back to the train full of girls and the one token other guy scenario than whatever ghost train nonsense this all was. Perhaps he thought real hard by squeezing his eyes closed then he would find some way to shift things back to how they were. That was a thing, right?

Taro tightly pressed his eyes shut until spots began to burst in the darkness like fireworks. The whole time he could hear a very loud ruckus going on all around him. By the time he opened his eyes, he already had a pretty clear picture as to what had happened thanks to the loud cursing lady. His eyes bounced from the cursing lady, to the lain flat-out Akito, to Nira crouching down over him playing nurse. He didn’t see the source of the pipsqueak voice; maybe that loud lady’s friend? Taro lifted an eyebrow as Yuumei began chewing out Nira for trying to help Akito. He stepped to the two girls, making a calm down motion with his hands and opened up his mouth to try and diffuse the situation, whatever the hell it was about.

“Oh,” said Taro, looking down the tiny little blue flame dude.

At least he knew he was no longer dreaming; this stuff was too crazy for him to have made up.

His mind reset; he rubbed his eyes and looked back. Clearly, he must have still be seeing spots.

“Oh,” he said again.

Clearly he wasn’t ready to unpack whatever the hell that thing was. He shifted his attention to Akito; everyone else was, rightfully, distracted by the world’s tiniest member of the blue man group. Bending down over Akito’s face, Taro gave him a sly smile and whistled low as he saw the bump on his forehead from where, assuming if the play-by-play was accurate, the tiny little guy had flew into the boy before knocking him on his ass. Taro decided it wasn’t his place to judge Akito for getting stomped out by a thing the size of cup; the kid would likely be embarrassed enough as it was. I know I sure would be. Good thing it wasn’t me, thought Taro, counting his blessing.

“Hey, buddy, you awake down there? Remember your name? The date? Need a hand getting up? I’ve personally never laid down on a train’s floor, but I would imagine that it might not be as comfortable as it looks and certainly a thousand times more disgusting than I ever could imagine it to be,” he said, his head turning to the girl who had just started talking as he offered out his hand. “Like, you’d probably want to take at least a million showers when you get home, and probably burn those clothes too. Hell, if I were you I wouldn’t be able to wait to —”

“… We need to get out of here, don’t we?”

“—put a pin in this,” he said, standing up as his hand dropped to his side. The smile on his face was a little too big. “Miss—sorry, don’t know you name yet—is right. If the weird little thing says we shouldn’t be here, then we probably shouldn’t be here. Hmm, if only this train had like a special room or something that controlled pretty much anything. Why, if we found that we could be out of here like that.” He snapped his fingers. “Man, but how could such a magical room even exist?”
@LexiconYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Glad you got your shit right. Welcome back!
I feel bad for Bufu. Poor ice spell never getting picked...

Okay I lied, I forgot to sneak a theme song into his bio. Fixed that. NOW I'm off to bed.

And I'll be eagerly awaiting word. Get ready for many musical puns and a dedicated bard that will pull out kick-ass acoustic boss-battle music.


Oh, a modern day bard, huh?

<Snipped quote by Undinebutt>

is ruining my plans like the new cool thing


Man, I ruined plans before it was cool.
But...but we hardly cybered and/or punked anyone!
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