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3 mos ago
Current woke is back on the menu, thank you nintendo
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3 mos ago
one of the best animals in my life had to go today. how in the hell is it only march.
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4 mos ago
ultrakill fraud type shit
4 mos ago
fraud today
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4 mos ago
wow, thanks flavor foley, you dropped a song that relates to my latest OC. Just in time. How?
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"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-Freddy Fazbear

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In 3 Word Story 2 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
giant dead deer
<Snipped quote by RoadkilBanana>

Oh... hello dear soul! Yes, evolving in consciousness might indeed change one's way of communicating


Cyrus: "...Who are you?"
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Really? Not in the world being destroyed?


Cyrus: "Yeah, one of my friends got them off of that planet before... that happened."

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So! Cyrus! Welcome to heaven first of all! *You already see me fully changed even the way i speak, far calmer and more focused* And to answer your question, yes we all do here...


Cyrus: "You sound like a businessman or something..."
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I do. In a world far away.


Cyrus: "Same."

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*My ascended self extends my hand as my pre-uplifting self disappears in a flash of blinding light and i descend along with Arch Numakhiim Ar'Gavryiell and rest beside you with a decisive nod*


Cyrus: "What's uh... What's happening here?"
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I have a home... and more importantly, people to go back to.


Cyrus: "You both got family somewhere?"

*I ask, intrigued at learning more about his "comrades" for this mission.*

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You are ready to get out of here... *Proceeds to laugh out loud* I'd rather this be my new home dude! But sure, i still want my home universe fixed, so i'm in anyway...

AYO! Cyrus @RoadkilBanana! You've been silent all this time!


Cyrus: "Hmm? Oh, I've been... thinking..."
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*Follows close behind you*
If there’s anyone who can generate a competent standing army in just a few hours at this point, it’s us.


*I walk behind them in a casual manner.*

Cyrus: "So, what's first?"
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Pre-uplifting Soldier Boy: TRUE! Yo new metal as hell looking guy @RoadkilBanana! Heads up, what we're going to deal with is supposedly worse than the devil... Devil and hell, all figured out by heaven, even have a redemption system put in place, this thing... not even a cat's hair worth of valuable knowledge... and get this, after ETERNITIES of dealing with it. Still wanna join? *I grin creepy*


Cyrus: "Sounds like a good warm up to me."

*He puts his hat back on, the shade from it only covering the upper part of his eyes.*
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Numakhiim Muryiell


Well, young soul, it is wholly up to you, then feel free to join them in training, but be wholly warned, that there are fates way worse than death and way worse than losing a soul. You will henceforth be registered as a freelancer for the Kingdom of God...


*I dust off my hat a bit and look back over at Numakhii.*

Cyrus: "Sounds good to me."
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