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2 yrs ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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2 yrs ago
I like attention.
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3 yrs ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
3 yrs ago
I lost.
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3 yrs ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Dmitri was being walked down a long hallway by two gaurds, one to his left, and one to his right but slightly behind him. "Im telling you guys, i didnt do it! It was that robot guy!" "Sir please remain calm, we dont want to have to use force...well, thats a lie...but you know....." "Hmmp." They may to opening in the hall to the right of them. "Jump." One of the gaurds said. Dmitri jumped off the platform, preparing to soften his landing with a combat roll, but didnt need to, as he soon fell into a safety net. "How curdious of them." He mumbled sarcastically. He got on his feet and looked at his surrounndings. He was in a large field of grass with high walls surrounding each direction, then several doors leading to who knows where.
The inhabitants of the yard were of all different species ranging from humans(few) to, robotic, gorilla things? "Well, better make the best of the situation." thought Dmitri. He started searching around for any signs to where these other hallways lead, but to no avail. "Wheres the grub?!?!" He asked to no-one in particular.
@Bartimaeus @Zetsuko Both accepted


Alright i should be posting shortly.
I just remebered that Moths are only affected in a weird way by artificial light.... lol your advantage just got shat on. :P

@Importantnobody
Awww oh well
Underrr Construction!









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Welcome!

...to my totally awesome interest check!

If you are here, I'm going to assume you are one of three things(if not all): A Weeb! Lewd as hecc! Illiterate!

Soooo, if you aren't the first two...get out <3
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Okie dokie! Now that I scared off all the weirdos, let's get on with it!

I suppose we can start with the boring part first - save the best for last, yeah? Do bear with me ^~^

Me Stuff

Well, firstly, this is my very first time ever making a 1x1 interest check! So I hope it sits well with my desired audience! ^^

I am 18+ years of age(and I expect you to be as well if you're here), and I live in the United States, Texas - so my timezone is GMT-5.

I am lewd as hecc. Of course.

I consider myself a High-Casual, Low-Advanced writer, when I am invested in the writing. This generally means I can fit anywhere on the spectrum of detail - and can match my partner in most cases. My replies are pretty frequent as well, often being able to reply multiple times per day - depending on my number of RPs, of course.

I am very very catering to my writing partner's needs, so if there's something you want to say, say it. Don't expect me to get upset or anything, lol.

I enjoy creating a friendship with people I do 1x1s with. Not only does this make the RP more fun, but it makes me much more comfortable. Putting our brains together and thinking of ways to torture our little darlings(our characters) is one of the best ways to bond on the internet!

I am a big fan(obviously) of anime, and strictly roleplay that. I feel more comfortable in such a setting, so that's where you and I will be <3

And for my final, and certainly most important, point - my interests. Among my interests are categories that a lot of people may consider...risque? This may be a little forward, but - I'm a kinky individual! If the table can hold it, it's definitely on the table with me. I am open to almost everything except for the nastiest stuff, and you know what I'm talking about. Got an idea? Just ask! Or...don't >:3

Now that you know what to expect from me, let's move on to what I expect from you.
Expectations

I obviously expect you to be 18+ years of age. For my own comfort.

I expect you to have a sense of humor. Easy.

If you're still reading, you're probably okay with the lewd, but I will reiterate anyways. Be okay with some smut - it doesn't have to be the focus, and you don't have to describe doing the do if you do not want to, but I expect you to be okay with doing all the things leading up to that. I'm romantic like that~

That being said...I don't expect you to be in it all for smut. I expect you to be a at least decent writer with some attention to detail. I know, I know, people really like smut. So do I! But, I also enjoy interactions outside of that. I hope you do as well.

Obviously, be okay with roleplaying via PMs.

I expect a decent reply count. As I said previously, I can respond multiple times per day, given the right circumstances and material. I do not strictly expect you to be able to do this(it would be cool tho😋). I do, however, expect you to put about as much effort in as I do. Maximum time between replies is about...three days? The more I like you, the more leeway you get <3

Related to the above, inform me if you don't think you'll be able to reply in a bit. I will understand. And more importantly, please inform me if you no longer like the premise or no longer want to RP with me. I would rather not have you be miserable in something you don't like; and don't worry, I will understand - I promise. I've had my own lapses of inspiration/desire. I will be letting you know if I find a problem on my end - nothing is one-sided.

Finallyyyy, done with all that b-o-r-i-n-g stuff!
Now to get on to the fun~
Roleplaying

Here's tha meat of the sammich. Notably, my characters are generally submissive, as that is what I am most comfortable with. However, I am willing to play a more dominant character if we double-up.
* = role I'm willing to play. Any instance of "female" may be replaced with this.

Male* x Female*
Female* x Female*
Male* x Male*

Human* x *Neko/Shifter/Monstergirl*
*Neko/Shifter/Monstergirl* x *Neko/Shifter/Monstergirl*
Character* x Self (NonCon)

Noncon
Omegaverse
Harem/Reverse Harem/Mixed Harem

College
Magic/Battle School





Feel free to mix and match, or suggest other ideas you think I may like! I won't bite~
Importantly, I do not do canon pairings. Sorryyy.
More things to come when I think of them - my memory is not very good, so 😅 It can even be hard to remember all my interests...



End Notes

I'm not sure if this is allowed, buuuut. I am willing to accept more than one partner into the same RP. The more the lewder merrier, right? But probably only 3 total, counting me. This is, of course, taking into account the desires of my partners. So I don't really expect this to happen on the 1x1 thread. You'll know this is up for grabs when it is.

Notably, I will only be accepting a very small amount of people at a time. I think for now I want to keep my number of RPs small. Three at the maximum. If you desire, you may subscribe to this thread to be notified when I finally do open/bump it. I haven't decided yet, but bumps will probably be when the topic leaves the second page.


Welp, thank you for reading this whole thing! I hope it piqued your interest! :3


(you)
Smokey was currently sitting on the bench next to some, creepy, 200 year old-looking robot thingy. Smokey was pretty aware of the rules of baseball, quite frankly because he was from earth. But these new rules seem to suit him better, the destruction and chaos was so much more satisfying than preventing it. Why was he on the angels side again...? No matter, his friend thor was in trouble, he was being swarmed by a pool of Cthulu spawn. Smokey pulled out one of his vintage, black dust, mesquire, 1970 cigars, and cut it with his claw and then preceeded to ignite it with his fire breath. He then took in a few puffs and chunked the cigar as far as he could in the direction of first base, landing it directly in the middle of the group of Cthulu. Hopefully that would by thor some time to get to first base. (Incase you dont get it its a bomb)
I think ill play as Smokey the bear. :)

Edit: Smokey was originally going to his brother, Yogi, bachelor party but his gps had the wrong co-ordinates and he crashed his soccer-mom van into a tree and he left it there...wandering in the forest until he found this baseball game and decided to join the angels team.
@Mrminerguy142 Why thank you :) i had to change him up abit to fit this format.
What are we fighting at tier-wise?


Its any tier.
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