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Conor Swift
What is your name?
"The name is Conor Benjamin Swift. Just call me Conor, though. I don't want nothing more or nothing less."
How old are you?
"I'm 31."
Looking for a showmance?
"I'm a straight man - but I doubt I'd find someone worthwhile here. Doesn't mean I can't have some fun, though. In fact I'm looking to have a lot of fun..."
Where are you from?
"I'm from Queens, baby. Born and raised."
Do you have a job?
"After the football thing didn't work out (don't get me wrong, I had an actual career I just got hurt a lot), I decided to go into fitness and right now I own and manage a crossfit gym."
What has your life been like so far?
"So like I said before, I was raised in Queens, New York. I have one sister, Camile, and one brother, Jackson. We grew up fucking around in the neighborhoods so me and Jackson got real good at playing some sports. Jackson decided he wanted to go into baseball, and I wanted to go into football. Football was my life growing up, man. I couldn't get enough of it. I'd be the first man at practice, and the last one out from the very first day of Pop Warner to the very last day of my NFL career. I did okay in high school, I had a few Cs, a few Bs, and miraculously a couple of As every now and then. Everyone and their mother was surprised when I earned that A in things besides gym class. Anyway, coming out of high school I got offered a full-ride scholarship to the University of Notre Dame to play football for them. So that, I did. I played all four years there as a tight end, and I think I still hold a whole bunch of records there.
After I finished my last year at Notre Dame, I graduated with a degree in Communications and I was drafted right out of the gate by the Cincinnati Bengals. I caught balls from Ryan Fitzpatrick, Carson Palmer, Andy Dalton... all of those people. I was in the endzone a lot, but I also got hurt. They hit different in the NFL... and I felt that every time. I eventually retired in 2016 after I suffered one last injury. It was just too much on my body. I can only take hits from people like Kam Chancellor or Troy Polumalu for so long. Anyway once I retired, I settled down in Los Angeles and I opened a crossfit gym which is actually doing quite well for itself. But now, here I am, ready to do something other than own a gym."
After I finished my last year at Notre Dame, I graduated with a degree in Communications and I was drafted right out of the gate by the Cincinnati Bengals. I caught balls from Ryan Fitzpatrick, Carson Palmer, Andy Dalton... all of those people. I was in the endzone a lot, but I also got hurt. They hit different in the NFL... and I felt that every time. I eventually retired in 2016 after I suffered one last injury. It was just too much on my body. I can only take hits from people like Kam Chancellor or Troy Polumalu for so long. Anyway once I retired, I settled down in Los Angeles and I opened a crossfit gym which is actually doing quite well for itself. But now, here I am, ready to do something other than own a gym."
Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?
"I can catch damn well anything - I'm still good at the football thing just don't expect me to be happy when you try to hit me hard. I can also lift really big things. I'm also 6'7, so I can also reach pretty much anything."
Why do you deserve to win?
"I just like winning, alright?"
And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?
"If I win the million dollars, I'd think I'd put some of it into injury research and the rest into my gym. Yeah, that sounds about right."
Brooklyn Hurst
What is your name?
"My name is Brooklyn Hurst, but please, call me Brooke!"
How old are you?
"I am... twenty three years old! I've been around the sun twenty three times. Isn't that crazy?
Looking for a showmance?
"I like everyone and anyone. I'm a girl, but if something's gonna happen, I'm gonna let it happen, y'know?"
Where are you from?
"I'm from Detroit, Michigan. Motor City!"
Do you have a job?
"I currently write emails and answer phone calls for old men who are too lazy to do it themselves."
What has your life been like so far?
"My sister and I were born in a rough part of Detroit. My dad was nowhere to be seen so it was basically just my ma and us. It was so bad that I remember days in the middle of winter where we would have to huddle up in a blanket just to keep warm and not freeze to death for once. I swear I remember some of those days being so bad that I swore I would've froze to death right there and then. Thank god fire was discovered, otherwise I probably wouldn't be sitting here today. Anyway, you know what is a good thing about being poor as fuck? Colleges love to take pity on you. It doesn't matter if your grades are shit or if you're a 4.0 student with all the activities and clubs. If you can make the lady reading your essays cry, which I did, then they'll take you in. That's how I managed to get into the University of Michigan despite me having not the best GPA.
Anyway, I spent four years there and I managed to graduate with a degree in English. When they weren't being used as kindling for fire sometimes, books were something I enjoy reading whenever I had the light. Nothing like escaping from your own harsh realities by diving into another one entirely. Shit like Harry Potter, comic books, or even Twilight that one time it was super popular. As long as it was a book I probably read it at some point. I just... really like books. But now, here I am. I put on a skirt and a blouse and I act as eye candy to creepy old dudes. That's just life, I guess."
Anyway, I spent four years there and I managed to graduate with a degree in English. When they weren't being used as kindling for fire sometimes, books were something I enjoy reading whenever I had the light. Nothing like escaping from your own harsh realities by diving into another one entirely. Shit like Harry Potter, comic books, or even Twilight that one time it was super popular. As long as it was a book I probably read it at some point. I just... really like books. But now, here I am. I put on a skirt and a blouse and I act as eye candy to creepy old dudes. That's just life, I guess."
Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?
"I'm left handed... I can finish a regular novel in a couple of hours... uh... I can also do the thing where I roll my tongue into a clover! Also, I don't like it when people start yelling. I heard too much of it when I grew up... so I'd rather people not yell."
Why do you deserve to win?
"I deserve to win because there's no reason for me not to."
And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?
"If I won the money, I'd honestly do whatever I can to make my mom more comfortable. She still lives in that fucking house! It's in better shape now, but it can always be better."
