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Recent Statuses

4 mos ago
Everybody wants that fire IC but nobody wants to GM it.
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12 mos ago
If you're roleplaying with your only friends, you're roleplaying with your best friends.
7 likes
2 yrs ago
I think to sell someone on an interest check, it's really important to seem enthusiastic about your own idea. That means writing more than a single sentence to attract potential players.
14 likes
3 yrs ago
The virgin "My post was so bad it killed the RP!" VS the chad "My post was so good it concluded the RP."
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Bio


W I T H R I G H T E O U S H A N D S





Did you know that Dante's inferno is called a divine comedy because things work out for the protagonist? Back in the day, the only two genres were comedy and drama. The only difference was that in a comedy, the protagonist is better off at the end, and a drama is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.

Name:
Broken Promise, BP, Boss

Age:
Old enough to know better, too young to care. (that is to say 30's)

Preferred RPs:
I Prefer to make my own, but will occasionally join something if it looks interesting. I'll join just about anything so long as it isn’t overly edgy/sweet, though it's rare for me to do. I don't do 1x1s too often either.

Preferred Roles:
I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to befriend or proper assholes everyone wants to stay away from. I try not to play moral paragons or prime evils.

RP Conquests:
I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the off topic sections has seen me find an excuse to talk about Danganronpa: Tower of Carnage. It's a project that took over 4 years to complete and I feel pride not only for myself but all the wonderful people who helped make it enjoyable during its run. Re: Zero: The High Council Is technically my first, but it was just something I kind of took over and ended up ending the story after just six months. It finished, but eh...

Last RP I finished was Symphony of Espers which turned out pretty good.

RP's in progress:
For some reason I can't seem to stay away from Ari's magical girl RP, even if I'm not sure why I'm still in it.

As for my own projects, I'm doing Symphony on High to continue the gigachad adventures of the espers in Pax Septimus.

RP Graveyard:
I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are a few 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences.

And then there's that london magical girl RP, and that dark magical girl RP. I think I'm done joining magical girl RPs for a while.

Other interests:
Videos
I watch a lot of educational videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me. I like channels like Tier Zoo and Daryl Talks Games, and I’ll also watch things like Critical Drinker or Literature Devil to deepen my understanding of story telling. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching stuff like Sseth, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I gotta work on that.

Games
I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.

Painting Minis
I do this in moderation. Otherwise, it's a pretty expensive hobby to start...

Music
I listen to everything, save most country/rap songs. I have too many favorites to name.

Personality:
Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about writing well and having a good time.

People to Insult:
Dalton is a Dingus.

Most Recent Posts

Let's get some math up in here...



The killer has about a 14% chance of getting punished the first round (1 out of 7 outcomes)

The second round the killer has a 20% chance of getting punished. (1 out of 5 outcomes) If we look at their chances of being punished both rounds, it's closer to 31% (11 out of 35 outcomes)

The third round the killer has a 25% chance of getting punished in the final round. This has to do with how things are run. barring that and going by pure statistics (33%, 1 out of 3), there is just under a 46% chance the killer will be punished. (37 out of 85 outcomes)

So there you have it, things are slightly stacked in the killer's favor. Isn't that sad? It makes me sad...



But the stats only apply for a pure entropy play style.

For anyone wondering how I crunched the numbers for multiple rounds, you have to figure that if they were punished in the first round, they were also punished in every outcome of the second round, ETC.

EDIT: interestingly, if there were only 2 rounds starting with 5 people, the odds of the killer being punished is just a little under 47% (7 out of 15 outcomes) so that just goes to show you how meaningless that first round really is.
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whoever a spider can
shoots a web, any size,
Let me tell you these aren't lies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got memes in his blood.
He can swing a forum thread
Comment on posts overhead.
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
When you want some sexy time
He can hold you tight
He's so good it's called a crime

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
tonight is his reward.

To him, there's nothing he can't walk up
Or a person he can't knock up
You'll wake by Spider man. <3
I'm trying to get a bunch of kids to participate in a murder game when low-and-behold, neighborhood fan-favorite spider man decides to appear and muck it up. It starts as a battle of wits, but it never really ends. I can never seem to kill him. He insists on throwing me in jail, but I always escape.
That hallway looks trippy. better keep back.

Edit: because I dun goofed
A paradox is created where the forum founder is constantly trying to take over their own forum.

"This is my forum now!"

"Now this is my forum"

"This, now, is my forum!"
Good man. If I wasn't so cheap, I'd use amazon prime too.
@Pudding
Oh, yes.

I'm absolutely thrilled about dis-pear.


I'm cool with the holidays. We get to put lights on trees an' shit.

Isn't the black friday mess sorta subsiding now? A bunch of businesses are announcing they are closed on Thursdays. I think the golden age of the buyer's melee is probably past us. You can get the same deals on the internet anyway.


Yea, I like decorating too. Decorate trees, the house, even forum signatures! But you gotta treat it with a little bit of satire amiright?

I dunno, seems like every year someone gets trampled to death. Last year it was a gamestop employee I think, and before that it was Wal-mart. I guess it depends on what's ready to sell on black Friday. Also, shipping can be kind of unreliable during the holidays. You might get it early, you might get delayed.
Not the Canadian one. That one holiday in America where we celebrate the Indians teaching the pilgrims how to survive, only later to have their land taken from them by the people they helped? The one that is followed by black Friday, and the subsequent murder of a Wal-mart employe who will come between a lard whale and a good deal? Then traffic gets progressively worse as people struggle to get the “perfect” gift last second? Yea, that one. It's a week away. Whether you celebrate it or not, , I'm just posting to let you know it's closing in. I'd like you to think about your family. Not the miserable members of your extended family, they just want to eat all the free food and leave. I want you to focus on the people closer to you, if you're fortunate enough to have any. Relay my message to a Wal-mart employee, if you aren't one yourself. Nobody should have to die in retail because of an impatient walrus. I also hope you've got a plan regarding your Christmas gifts. I for one plan on having all of my shopping done before Black Friday. Anyway, good luck, and happy holidays!

...Hmm, I guess this topic needs a point now.

I guess you can woo us with your plans for the holidays. But this is the spam section, so everything goes. We could all prepare for a meme-tastic holiday feast, or you could say what you'd do if you were seated next to the avatar above you at thanks giving dinner. Or you could just spam image macros. Maybe all of the above? The possibilities are endless!
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