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BrokenPromise
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4 mos ago
Everybody wants that fire IC but nobody wants to GM it.
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12 mos ago
If you're roleplaying with your only friends, you're roleplaying with your best friends.
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2 yrs ago
I think to sell someone on an interest check, it's really important to seem enthusiastic about your own idea. That means writing more than a single sentence to attract potential players.
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3 yrs ago
The virgin "My post was so bad it killed the RP!" VS the chad "My post was so good it concluded the RP."
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Bio
W I T H R I G H T E O U S H A N D S
Did you know that Dante's inferno is called a divine comedy because things work out for the protagonist? Back in the day, the only two genres were comedy and drama. The only difference was that in a comedy, the protagonist is better off at the end, and a drama is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.
Name:
Broken Promise, BP, Boss
Age:
Old enough to know better, too young to care. (that is to say 30's)
Preferred RPs:
I Prefer to make my own, but will occasionally join something if it looks interesting. I'll join just about anything so long as it isn’t overly edgy/sweet, though it's rare for me to do. I don't do 1x1s too often either.
Preferred Roles:
I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to befriend or proper assholes everyone wants to stay away from. I try not to play moral paragons or prime evils.
RP Conquests:
I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the off topic sections has seen me find an excuse to talk about Danganronpa: Tower of Carnage. It's a project that took over 4 years to complete and I feel pride not only for myself but all the wonderful people who helped make it enjoyable during its run. Re: Zero: The High Council Is technically my first, but it was just something I kind of took over and ended up ending the story after just six months. It finished, but eh...
Last RP I finished was Symphony of Espers which turned out pretty good.
Last RP I finished was Symphony of Espers which turned out pretty good.
RP's in progress:
For some reason I can't seem to stay away from Ari's magical girl RP, even if I'm not sure why I'm still in it.
As for my own projects, I'm doing Symphony on High to continue the gigachad adventures of the espers in Pax Septimus.
As for my own projects, I'm doing Symphony on High to continue the gigachad adventures of the espers in Pax Septimus.
RP Graveyard:
I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are a few 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences.
And then there's that london magical girl RP, and that dark magical girl RP. I think I'm done joining magical girl RPs for a while.
And then there's that london magical girl RP, and that dark magical girl RP. I think I'm done joining magical girl RPs for a while.
Other interests:
Videos
Games
Painting Minis
Music
I watch a lot of educational videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me. I like channels like Tier Zoo and Daryl Talks Games, and I’ll also watch things like Critical Drinker or Literature Devil to deepen my understanding of story telling. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching stuff like Sseth, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I gotta work on that.
Games
I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.
Painting Minis
I do this in moderation. Otherwise, it's a pretty expensive hobby to start...
Music
I listen to everything, save most country/rap songs. I have too many favorites to name.
Personality:
Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about writing well and having a good time.
People to Insult:
Dalton is a Dingus.
Most Recent Posts
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The avatar above is the final boss of your epic quest. What are you fighting for, and how does the battle end?
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
ALT ending: I explode out of the cat's chest
I never knew I needed manly Cloud.
How about manly link? Again, courtesy of Genzoman.
I thought deviantART was always this bad.
True, but the ratio of good art to fetish art was considerably different before it became fetish capitol of the web.
They also put limitations on artists images, so most of the good artists left and created their own web pages.
Genzoman is the only reason why I still consider Deviantart an art site. He does promo artwork for blizzard, as well as epic stuff like manly cloud.
"There's only a magical plight here, and it wants to fight?"
"Really? How does that work?"
"There's also an army of one on one roleplays"
"Magic and one on one, sounds like a pick up line"
"What should we do ladies and gentleman?"
"PASS." X8
It happens.
"Really? How does that work?"
"There's also an army of one on one roleplays"
"Magic and one on one, sounds like a pick up line"
"What should we do ladies and gentleman?"
"PASS." X8
I'd accidentally step on her after coming over the hill for a total lack of visibility.
It happens.
I'd surrender and offer a shiny new paint job to the armored man. Before they could properly respond, i'd spray down their helmet with rubberized undercoating and watch them dance and flail, blinded by the spray paint. I would then show mercy and spare him.
...Or run him over with my digger if he tried anything funny.
...Or run him over with my digger if he tried anything funny.
Rose wasn't having much difficulty keeping up with her new responsibilities. Holla simply didn't receive any Emails, aside from the usual spam. Then there was the occasional creep offering up money for “private appearances.” The miner guessed that Holla received work emails occasionally, but so far almost everything was taken care of by a simple deletion. Lenna's Emails were considerably harder to figure out. Most of them wanted spread sheets and status reports on things that Rose just didn't have access to. Finding that glowing blue fluid really did cause quite a commotion. Rose would never admit it, but Lenna was pretty amazing at multitasking if she could handle answering these Emails.
Lenna walked out of an elevator behind Rose. She was tightening a strap in her coat, and her hair was wet.
“Did you just take a shower?” Rose raised an eyebrow.
“One of the janitors left his mop bucket out around a corner.” Lenna finished tightening the strap and picked up her clip board. “You know you don't have to stay here. You can answer those emails anywhere.”
“I know. But this place is starting to grow on me.”
Lenna didn't look at Rose for more than a few seconds before glancing back at her clip board. “If you can't answer an Email, just leave it. I'll take care of it when I have time.”
Rose nodded.
“Oh, and before I forget.” Lenna pointed outside at the caved in mine. “It's probably going to be a while before we know if it's safe to drill again. Put in a request to find another mining site. I'm sure everyone wants to get back to work tomorrow.”
“Alright.” Rose was already bringing up to appropriate forms from that packet Lenna gave her. It would just take her a few seconds to fill out and submit a public notice to all the scouts.
“I have some things to take care of.” The overseer spoke with her back turned to Rose. “If you get anything pressing, notify me immidiately.”
“Okay, will do.” Rose went back to filling out the form. As soon as she had finished and submitted it, Rose realized the overseer was still standing behind her, back turned. “Um, did you forget something?”
Lenna looked over her shoulder. “Rose, do you love Holla?”
“W-wha?” Rose chuckled. “What do you mean?”
Lenna turned around to face the miner. “I mean do you love her. You're a young woman, you don't have a lot of interests, but you've made Holla one of them. Do you love her?”
Rose made a small gasp. “I-I don't know! I've never been in love before.” Why was her boss asking her this? This was so random, yet it was making her think. “...Maybe, I'm not really sure.”
“It's a simple question.”
“Then how about you answer it!”
“I'm not in love with Holla.”
“You know what I mean!”
Lenna didn't get emotional, and continued to stare Rose down into her seat. “I've been in love a few times. Nothing ever really came of it.”
“Were any of your lovers...” Rose trailed off.
“I can't remember. If I did they weren't very serious.”
Rose groaned and looked away from her overseer. “You broke my nose, wasn't that enough humiliation?”
“I'm not trying to humiliate you.” Lenna placed a hand on her own chest. “Germany had the same progressive views as Sweden. It's my personal view that people who mock other people for who they love have weak character.”
“R-really?”
“I would not have my position if I enjoyed watching my crew suffer.” Lenna hugged her clip board. “So, do you love Holla?”
Well, this revelation changed everything. Maybe Lenna wasn't so bad after all. Rose nodded. “Yea, I think I do. I want to see her dressed up in the clothes I make, and everything she says makes me happy. I think I love her.”
“That's a shame...”
Rose's face turned completely pale. “W-Why!?”
Lenna broke eye contact with Rose and flicked through her notes. “Because we don't have that sort of luxury in this new world. Earth was overpopulated, and everyone was okay with slower birth rates. But now woman don't have the option to keep their legs closed. Especially someone as young as you. I wouldn't be surprised if they hooked you up with two men.”
“They'd never do that!” Rose was practically shrieking. “Besides, we could still be together. If we just got an injection-”
“Holla likes men, right?”
Lenna's words sent Rose scrambling to Holla's profile page. Typically anything about Holla Rose could recall in an instant, but her sudden shift in emotions caused her to lose focus.
“I was kidding when I said you'd have two men assigned to you. But you should be careful with your fantasies. These fantasies, you know why they call them dreams, right?” Lenna fashioned a twisted smile that curled under her eyes. “Because they can only be realized when your eyes are closed.” Without saying another word, Lenna left the bridge.
@Mr Donny
Lenna walked out of an elevator behind Rose. She was tightening a strap in her coat, and her hair was wet.
“Did you just take a shower?” Rose raised an eyebrow.
“One of the janitors left his mop bucket out around a corner.” Lenna finished tightening the strap and picked up her clip board. “You know you don't have to stay here. You can answer those emails anywhere.”
“I know. But this place is starting to grow on me.”
Lenna didn't look at Rose for more than a few seconds before glancing back at her clip board. “If you can't answer an Email, just leave it. I'll take care of it when I have time.”
Rose nodded.
“Oh, and before I forget.” Lenna pointed outside at the caved in mine. “It's probably going to be a while before we know if it's safe to drill again. Put in a request to find another mining site. I'm sure everyone wants to get back to work tomorrow.”
“Alright.” Rose was already bringing up to appropriate forms from that packet Lenna gave her. It would just take her a few seconds to fill out and submit a public notice to all the scouts.
“I have some things to take care of.” The overseer spoke with her back turned to Rose. “If you get anything pressing, notify me immidiately.”
“Okay, will do.” Rose went back to filling out the form. As soon as she had finished and submitted it, Rose realized the overseer was still standing behind her, back turned. “Um, did you forget something?”
Lenna looked over her shoulder. “Rose, do you love Holla?”
“W-wha?” Rose chuckled. “What do you mean?”
Lenna turned around to face the miner. “I mean do you love her. You're a young woman, you don't have a lot of interests, but you've made Holla one of them. Do you love her?”
Rose made a small gasp. “I-I don't know! I've never been in love before.” Why was her boss asking her this? This was so random, yet it was making her think. “...Maybe, I'm not really sure.”
“It's a simple question.”
“Then how about you answer it!”
“I'm not in love with Holla.”
“You know what I mean!”
Lenna didn't get emotional, and continued to stare Rose down into her seat. “I've been in love a few times. Nothing ever really came of it.”
“Were any of your lovers...” Rose trailed off.
“I can't remember. If I did they weren't very serious.”
Rose groaned and looked away from her overseer. “You broke my nose, wasn't that enough humiliation?”
“I'm not trying to humiliate you.” Lenna placed a hand on her own chest. “Germany had the same progressive views as Sweden. It's my personal view that people who mock other people for who they love have weak character.”
“R-really?”
“I would not have my position if I enjoyed watching my crew suffer.” Lenna hugged her clip board. “So, do you love Holla?”
Well, this revelation changed everything. Maybe Lenna wasn't so bad after all. Rose nodded. “Yea, I think I do. I want to see her dressed up in the clothes I make, and everything she says makes me happy. I think I love her.”
“That's a shame...”
Rose's face turned completely pale. “W-Why!?”
Lenna broke eye contact with Rose and flicked through her notes. “Because we don't have that sort of luxury in this new world. Earth was overpopulated, and everyone was okay with slower birth rates. But now woman don't have the option to keep their legs closed. Especially someone as young as you. I wouldn't be surprised if they hooked you up with two men.”
“They'd never do that!” Rose was practically shrieking. “Besides, we could still be together. If we just got an injection-”
“Holla likes men, right?”
Lenna's words sent Rose scrambling to Holla's profile page. Typically anything about Holla Rose could recall in an instant, but her sudden shift in emotions caused her to lose focus.
“I was kidding when I said you'd have two men assigned to you. But you should be careful with your fantasies. These fantasies, you know why they call them dreams, right?” Lenna fashioned a twisted smile that curled under her eyes. “Because they can only be realized when your eyes are closed.” Without saying another word, Lenna left the bridge.
@Mr Donny
All my gift shopping was done before black Friday!
Now I have a month to creatively wrap the gifts.
For my younger brother: His gift is inside a box that's inside of about 6 other boxes. I take that back, there's a note that says there's a gift code under a sticker of the first box.
For my youngest brother: His gift will be in a single box, but it will not be under the tree. Under the tree will be a box that contains directions to get to another box, and that box to another box, until it finally leads him to his gift.
For my younger brother's fiance: She usually makes a comic to go with her gifts to me, so I'm writing a poem thing to go with her gift.
Now I have a month to creatively wrap the gifts.
For my younger brother: His gift is inside a box that's inside of about 6 other boxes. I take that back, there's a note that says there's a gift code under a sticker of the first box.
For my youngest brother: His gift will be in a single box, but it will not be under the tree. Under the tree will be a box that contains directions to get to another box, and that box to another box, until it finally leads him to his gift.
For my younger brother's fiance: She usually makes a comic to go with her gifts to me, so I'm writing a poem thing to go with her gift.
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