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5 yrs ago
Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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I imagine I should get White Tiger done before I even reply to that, but what does everyone think?


I've always thought that interactions trump solo stuff. Also I might be waiting on MM to get done to do something, so get on it!
I feel like I should probably apologise to everyone for making the IC thread the Captain America Show.

It's been a slow week.


A workhorse has gotta work.
Yeah, pretty much 70's/80's Moore.
But then, I kinda hate me some Alan Moore.


Alan Moore can be a pretty good writer, but he is a prick for sure. I have to divorce myself from the guy as I read some of his work.
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That's from the Bible, right?


To a lot of comics fans, this boy not among them, that shit might as well be the Bible.
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Save us, Byrd Man. They're all crazy people.


"The OOC thread will look up and shout 'save us' and I'll whisper 'no.'"
What... did I come back to?
I'll let Howard take a backseat for a few posts. I've got work I need to get to and I've been putting it off to write long enough as it is.
Center City, WA
1:24 PM


Tracy pulled up a chair and watched the little boy eating a sandwich. Six-year-old Anton Belyakov didn't make eye contact as he chewed on his bologna and cheese. Anton's father was Konstantin Belyakov, boss of Center City's Russian organized crime. Kidnapping the boy was borderline suicide and Tracy knew it. But Thomas Flynn wanted to kidnap Anton and Thomas Flynn always got whatever he wanted. It was going to happen whether or not Tracy took part in it, so it felt better that he be in on the job to prevent someone getting killed.

"You'll be home soon," he told the boy. "I know you're very scared, but you're also very brave. You're a big boy, Anton. Your father would be proud of you."

He stood and patted Anton on the head before leaving the room. Two of Flynn's heavies stood outside the room as guards while Tracy went upstairs to Flynn's study. The old man was rocking in the chair behind his big desk with a wide grin on his face.

"They're an hour late with the call," Flynn said jovially. "The cocksuckers are freaking out."

Tracy kept his thoughts to himself and sat down across the desk from Flynn.

"These criminals think they know about hustling," said Flynn. "Tracy, you're talking to the ultimate hustler. They can intimidate idiots, but these sons of bitches wouldn't last a day in the boardroom. The sharks I swim with will cut your goddamn throat."

Flynn's rant was stopped short by a ringing phone. His grin grew wider as he hit the speakerphone to let Tracy listen in.

"Hello?"

"You son of a bitch," said a voice with a thick Russian accent. "You kidnap my son?!"

"I kidnap your son," Flynn said in a mocking fake Russian accent. "This is America, Boris. You fuck a man over, you best prepared to get fucked."

Tracy leaned forward and tried to get some control on the situation. The voice on the phone that he assumed was Belyakov cursed in Russian. Tracy spoke loudly over the cursing to try and calm the man down.

"We propose an even exchange," he said into the speaker. "Your son will be returned whenever Mr. Flynn's daughter is returned safe and sound."

"Not an even exchange," Flynn said over Tracy. "I deserve something for my suffering, you Commie Fuck. I want my daughter safely returned and a million dollars!"

"What?! I do not have--"

"I don't give a fuck, Boris," Flynn said with glee. "I get my daughter and a million dollars or I'll have my friend here strangle your son to death. I'll be sure to leave the speakerphone on so you can listen in. What do you say?"

Belyakov fired off rapid Russian to someone, either Tracy and Flynn or an unknown party wherever he was. Flynn looked across the desk at Tracy with a big smile and raised eyebrow as they heard Belyakov talking softly to someone.

"Fine," he finally said. "I will have your million dollars and daughter."

"That's what I want to hear," said Flynn. "Meet us at midnight tonight at the Harbor Front. Have the money and my daughter there. If you're late, your son dies."

Flynn hung up and whooped in victory while Tracy sat back down and started to question why exactly Hyde sent him into this situation. The last thing Thomas Flynn needed was help. If anything, the Russians needed him more than Thomas Flynn ever had.
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