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Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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@Byrd Man So I got to wondering, would the Executive Branch be getting involved in any of the big events publicly? Or are they a strictly behind the scenes group. I ask because you have no idea how cool it would be to fight alongside America's greatest presidents. Almost played Roosevelt myself in another RP, was going to clone him for a Fallout RP.


I did wanna keep them behind the scenes because I think Shape, as well as myself, kind of doesn't want to open a can of worms by having a team of immortal presidents actively working in the public eye. Doesn't mean there can't be the odd interaction with someone if they want to team up with a president or other historical figure.
Not that CW is what I want.


The CW is coming...



Regardless if you want it.
MacArthur Island
South Pacific
06:12 Local Time


"Gentlemen, this is MacArthur's fortress. His rock and port against the storms that rage in the world outside this harbor."

Roosevelt and Lincoln traded looks of bemusement while MacArthur went on talking in the third person. They were being shown the sites of the general's mountaintop compound while a pair of armed guards walked close behind. MacArthur carried his large corncob pipe and wore a kimono with floral print on it. The compound's interior had the same Asian inspired architecture as its exterior. The touring party passed several rooms that had their doors opened, the insides revealing troop barracks, mess halls, and training facilities.

"What are the armed men for, General?" Lincoln asked.

"MacArthur's own praetorian guard," replied the general. "The cream of the crop amongst our prospective pool. Only the finest make the cut."

Roosevelt raised an eyebrow. "Prospective pool? What does that mean, sir?"

"In due time," MacArthur said with a chuckle. "For now we shall dine."

The two ex-presidents were led to a large dining area with an ornate wooden table that stretched the length of a football field. Only three places were set at the head of the table. MacArthur motioned for Lincoln and Roosevelt to take a seat while he took the spot at the head of the table. He barked something in Chinese and servants rushed out with covered dishes. They were placed on the table in front of the three men, their tops pulled off to reveal sushi and sashimi with seaweed. The only silverware provided were chopsticks.

"I hope you like it," MacArthur said as he picked up his chopsticks and began to eat.

Roosevelt followed suit while Lincoln struggled with his sticks. He fumbled to work them around a piece of sushi. He gave up on grappling the food and instead turned his sticks in spears, skewering his food and eating it off the stick.

"I'm afraid I am not as worldly as two gentlemen," he said in between bites of his food. "Take away the immortality and the magic, I'm just a country boy from Illinois."

"I find that to be a problem with the Executive Branch as a whole," said MacArthur. "The covert agency as well as the overt branch of the government. Too many men without world experience become president, they cannot see beyond their own borders, they cannot see the curvature of the future before it's too late. What, may I ask, does a farmer from Missouri know about the Oriential mindset?"

"All these years and you're still bitter," said Roosevelt. "Doug, I served in Korea for the Executive Branch. Truman had every right to fire you."

"We only lost Korea because he and the rest of those midwestern hicks in his cabinet let it be lost. Rubes and corn pones all of them."

"You're from Wisconsin, isn't that right, General?" Lincoln said testily.

MacArthur stood up, sweeping his plate aside, and gestured with his pipe as he spoke.

"MacArthur is not a man of any place or time. He is a man of the future, a man who sees the shape of the whole. While they taught Civil War battles at West Point, MacArthur pushed for modern training for cadets. While all eyes were looking towards Europe, only MacArthur realized that Asia was where the fate of the 20th and 21st century would be decided. He has the foresight and the talent unlike any man since antiquity, and time and time again he is held back by the mediocre and the politically callous."

"You have a diseased mind," Lincoln said softly. "I am sure the Founders regret ever bringing you back to life."

MacArthr stared down at Lincoln coldly before he snapped his fingers. Like that, the guards from before were pushing Lincoln and Roosevelt out of their chairs and down a corridor.

"You deny MacArthur his vision, the way others have denied him for so long, for nearly a century. You shall see, the both of you shall see."

The two men were pushed into a room with a metal floor, metal walls, and a large metal ceiling above. A gigantic monitor on the far wall blinked to life and showed the scowling and angry face of an Asian man with a thick mustache and beard. He bellowed something in a foreign tongue, the words vibrating through speakers in the room and rattling the bones in Lincoln and Roosevelt's ears.

"Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Roosevelt, meet my new ally. Born Temüjin on the Asian steppes, you know him better as Ghengis Khan."

The Khan on the screen said something in Mongolian, MacArthur shouted back at him in the language. After a rapid conversation, the General nodded.

"At the height of his power, the Khan and his descendants rampaged and ran roughshod across Asia, the Middle East, and Eastern Europe. Millions died by their hands, and millions more were born from the spread of their seed. It is estimated that around one-half of the world's population are descendants of the Khan, that translates to roughly thirty-five million. For decades MacArthur sought out a way to conjure up the Khan's ghost, and he has succeeded. Now, the perfect melding of man and machine has happened. MacArthur's scientist have found a way to tap into the DNA of the Khan's descendants and, using the warrior's ghost as an imprint, those thirty-five million men and women will be turned into the warriors their ancestors once were. A new Mongol Horde with the reincarnated Khan at the head of the pack. MacArthur's own personal army! Let's see how the recalcitrant politicians will respond when a Mongol warrior cuts out their tongue!"

The general let out a giggle while Roosevelt and Lincoln stared at the giant spirit of the Khan with horrified looks.
That is some damn fine cartography.
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So...does Abraham Lincoln hunt vampires?


Vampires along with immortal Nazis, Russian werebears, undead Roman legions, Mongol hordes, and occultist gangsters.
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Definitely worth the unending sexual favours you pledged in exchange for them. I finally got round to scanning them because I'm sure you'd rather not have my shadow looming over them. As noble and magisterial as it is.





The horrible things I'm going to have to do in return for those...
Speaking of art @Morden Man helped me get some concept art for Executive Branch characters.

That hot Hou on Sotelo action though.
Who's this Jambo?

Welcome aboard Byrd Man. Kaalee made some welcome cake.


Thank you for the welcome. I think you and I played bikers in an RP a few years ago.
Mike Norman hoisted himself out of his car and lumbered up the small, grassy hill towards the cemetery. He wore a crinkled black suit and tie, his one outfit for weddings and funerals, and sipped from a half full bottle of Jameson Whiskey clenched in his chubby hands. The graves here at the cemetery just outside were among some of the area's oldest. A white family from the early 1800's was buried in one plot, their lifelong slave buried just outside the family plot. Plenty of the graves read the names Norman, Calhoun, Tillman, and Johnson. Every single member of Mike's family were buried here, including the latest.

He stopped at the grave they'd just filled this afternoon. The marker wasn't a headstone, but a simple engraved piece of granite marking the grave.

JOHN NORMAN
1986-2015
Beloved Son and Grandson

Mike took a long chug off his bottle and drained nearly all that was left in just a few gulps. Daniel was buried right next to John, and Mike's parents were a few rows up. He remembered when they died. The pain he felt at losing his momma was bad, not so much his father, but it was nothing compared to losing Daniel... and now John.

A thought struck him as he stood there in the dark. John had been his only grandson. Mike was the last Norman. Everyone else still alive were the sons and daughters of Norman girls who married and changed their name. A family filled with roughnecks, scumbags, and psychos had come down to just him. The shit from the 80's had been called a war, but could you really call it a war when it was so one-sided? Billy Brown had taken everything from Mike: His bar, his empire, his son, and now his grandson. Like the war the people down here loved to talk about, the Norman cause was a lost one.

He reached into his jacket and pulled out a picture. It was him and John years ago, the boy was just two at the time. Right before Daniel was killed, he and Mike were at the state zoo in Columbia. His ex-wife took the photo of them in front of the fish aquarium, John on his shoulders and smiling while Mike grinned wide. The little boy from all those years ago, his little boy, was now in the cold ground. He told Mike he'd never leave Pickett and it turned out he was right. He laid the photo on the grave marker and patted it. He hoped wherever John was, he remembered that day in Columbia all those years ago.

Mike fought back the tears as he walked back to his car and climbed in. A duffle bag in the passenger seat held all he needed from his house. He hadn't even told Bettie Jo his plan to leave. He figured Billy was after him now for good, so the less she knew the better. He started up the car and headed towards the highway towards Georgia. He pulled over to the side just before he got to the bridge separating the two states and stared up at the big, green highway sign welcoming people to Pickett County.

This horrible little county that gave his father and uncles vast opportunities had taken away everything from him. Even when he stopped fighting, it took and it took regardless if he deserved it or not. And still he kept coming back for more. Not now. He learned his lesson the hard way. The war was over, Billy had won. He could have this shitty little county in the goddamn backwoods. Tears were streaming down his as he got out the car and finished off the last little bit in the whiskey bottle. He sobbed as he tossed the bottle against the Now Leaving Pickett County sign. Fuck that sign, fuck Billy Brown, and fuck everyone in Pickett County. He pulled himself back into the car and sat there for several minutes before he dried his eyes and started the car back up.

Mike Norman, the last Norman, pulled out onto the highway and crossed the bridge into Georgia. He had no idea where he was headed, but any place was bound to be better than where he was coming from.
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