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Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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And now, Frank's story arc is finished.

Hope you all enjoyed my spin on the Punisher, I know I had a lot of fun writing him.


Props to you, SU. A lot of people have tried and failed with the Punisher, myself included. So for you not only come up with a unique take on Frank, but to stick with it til the season's is a major accomplishment.


I sighed, looking between the man and the cowboy who was starting to look less human and more otherworldly by the second. "Not sure if the name means anything to you unless you've been catching yourself up with the news, but I'm Frank Castle, the Punisher. I've been traveling the country, delivering vigilante justice. I ran into a drug den in Fredericksburg Texas, the trail led me here, to Garcia. I'm guessing that's him?" I pointed towards what remained of the suited Hispanic man. The Brit nodded in confirmation.

I paused, recollecting what had just happened, and how I managed to lose my sense for what seemed like hours. "Judging by what just happened to me, and the way your, uh, friend here looks... I'm guessing there's something of the supernatural sort going on. Before you ask how I can tell, because I know you will, I've got a buddy in Warpath who had a bit of a demon problem a few days back. I wouldn't be able to tell you just what exactly is going on, but I know it's not of this world as it were."

Now that I had finished up my little spiel, I nodded to the Brit, cracking a wry grin. "And what'd your name be? Sam Spade?"


"Names have power, remember?" John said with a grin. He was in the process of lighting up a fresh cigarette, his first in nearly two hours. It felt so good to feel the fire in his lung, to blow smoke from his nostrils. There was nothing like smoking to make one feel alive. "But you can call me Sam Spade if it makes you feel better."

John snapped his fingers and the Saint disappeared in a flash of bright light. Now it was just the two of them amidst all the death and destruction.

"It's funny," he said as he reached into his jacket pocket. "You don't look like any of those nutters who wear capes. But I want to thank you for your help."

When John pulled his hand out of his jacket, it was empty. He waved it in the air and a tarot card appeared in the palm of his hands. He passed the card to Castle. It was a picture of a king sitting on a throne, a sword in hand. The words JUSTICE were at the bottom of the card. Scribbled across the card's face in red marker was the name and address of Martin Hidalgo.

"That's the man who made me come here today. He did so by threatening my friends and family. You'll find he's an even bigger fish than Garcia, the undisputed kingpin of Los Angeles."

John made eye contact with Castle before smirking.

"Long live the king, right?"


I lean into her touch, but her hand falls away. I watch silently as she walks away into the pitch black. I'm alone. Nothing to keep me company but my own thoughts. The darkness and silence washes over me like a wave of guilt washes over a remorseful killer.

But I can feel it peeling away. Revealing the light... And a cacophony of gunfire. Just my luck, I suppose.

I guess it's time to see what's waiting for me on the other side.

I step out of the darkness and into the light.


John knew he fucked up by conjuring the Saint of Killers. It really was like dropping a bomb on a housefly. All around the garage was carnage. Every single gangbanger on Raul Garcia's payroll was dead, as was Lieutenant Milford and his crew. John felt a pang of guilt as he saw Seward's body on the ground. He was the only one that seemed to be not be into it fully like the other deputies.

"'We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be,'" John said as he passed by his body.

The Saint of Killers approached the demon and the man he had under his control. John could see the blue aura fading. Whatever it was the Asian man was doing, it seemed to be working. The demon began to look a little worryingly as he commanded the heavily armed man to shoot at the Saint of Killers.

~DO IT!~ The demon screamed. ~Kill him!~

"Wouldn't do any good," John said as he stumbled slightly. The ritual to summon the saint was beginning to take its toll on him. "The Saint of Killers is death incarnate. You'd have an easier time killing the tides or the sun."

The Saint of Killers aimed his big guns at the demon and opened fire. The magic bullets passed through the smoke, though they created a spark that began a flame that consumed the demon's incorporeal body. He screamed and cursed Constantine's name as he went up in flames. A giant flash of light filled the garage as he disappeared. Just like that, it was all silent.

Until the Saint aimed his guns at the Asian man.

"Last man standing," said the Saint. "But not for long."

"Nein," John shouted in German. He said a name in the harsh tongue. The Saint froze in his spot, the guns trained on the man. John shuffled towards the two of them and looked over the Asian amn with an aprasing look.

"Names have power," he said to the man. "And even the unholy angel of death has a real name. And that gives me power. You're a curious one, you know? You don't look like one of Garica's guys, and you sure as fuck aren't rolling with the white power boys bleeding out on the ground. So, what's your story, squire? Who the fuck are you?"
Yeah. Kicking MB down that stairwell really seemed to get his creativity flowing.
Good luck guys, and may the Odin Force be with you.


Is Thor the new Wong?


I blinked.

What the hell was th-

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ŢH͞IS ̶VES͜S͠EĹ

S̸͠UI̶̵҉TS̸̡͟ ̶̡M͏҉E

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John stood behind a rusty old car as bullets flew everywhere. Gangbangers and deputies alike were all falling to the ground as they shot each other and at the new arrival. John peeked up above the hood of the car and had to duck back down as a bullet whizzed by his ear.

Whoever that was doing the killing, and John wasn’t exactly sure, was something of an artist in his own fucked up way. The slim Asian man moved like a ballet dancer as he glided around the garage, the gun his brush and the blood of the others his canvas.

~Mooore~ a voice whispered through the room.

John risked a second look. The man who was dealing death was glowing blue.

~More sacrifices, in my honor!~

“You son of a bitch!”

Lieutenant Milford was in the middle of the fire, blasting away at the man. John saw tears streaming down his face as bullets ripped through his mauve sweater vest and stained it with blood. He collapsed to the ground, his face a twisted mask of anger and sadness.

“Why?!” He screamed. “Why did you abandon me?”

John could see something forming through the smoke of the cordite. A face that was laughing with glowing blue eyes. The body of smoke began to form behind the Asian killer. It made eye contact with John before it wiggled its tongue made of smoke.

~John Constantine… Johnjohnjohn. The one and only... What did I do to ever deserve such a treat?~

It knew his name. There was only one other plane of existence where he had such a reputation among its residences. He felt anger rising at the thought. He was John fucking Constantine. He stood toe to toe with the First of the Fallen, the man who had tricked Lucifer himself. There was no way in bloody hell some third-rate fear-mongering demon from the pit would be his doing.

“You wanna a treat, you cunt?” John asked, throwing his jacket off and letting it fall to the ground.

He stepped out from the car and took his time to roll up his shirtsleeves. The bullets all missed, regardless of the people who were aiming at him. He was untouchable now and he knew it. The Synchronicity Wave was riding high and he was along for the ride for as long as it lasted.

He began to make motions with his hands, a summoning spell that would drain him of his energy and maybe a little of his blood when it was all said and done. But he didn’t care. He was so pissed off that he was beyond caring about consequences. The demon watched on with an amused look at John shouted out a name in guttural German and slapped his palm on the ground.

He appeared in a bright light and started shooting. Sergeant Michaels felt a bullet the size of a ball bearing rip through his body and sever his spine. Raul Garcia was dead as soon as two perfect shots followed one after the other into his forehead and out the back of his head.

With his two six-shooters, he killed with a rapid efficiency that put modern weapons to shame.

~No,~ the demon said with a shake of his head. ~No! It can't be.~



After a casual spit on the concrete floor of the garage, the Saint of Killers went to work.


Lynwood
Midnight


John could feel the corruption in the air. Even from behind the glass partition of the squad car, the two LA sheriff’s deputies reeked of elemental magic. They had no idea they gave off the scent. To anyone else it wouldn’t matter. But John Constantine wasn’t like anyone else.

There was a pale blue corona around their bodies, akin to an aura. John knew the aura meant that these two cops were under the control of someone else. They had no idea of course. They hadn’t entered into the bargain willingly like a familiar might do with a mage. Instead, like a parasite, something was tapping into them for its own uses.

“Where we going, lads?” John asked. “The old drunk tank?”

His question was met with stony silence. John shifted in his seat and looked behind him. Another police car was following closely. This one was driven by the third officer he had encountered. That one didn’t have the same aura as the other two. Whatever it was feeding off of his friends, it hadn’t gotten its hooks into him.

John noticed that they were heading south out of Lynwood to Long Beach and the ocean. John chuckled to himself and looked up front. The deputy in the passenger seat was staring at him intently. John flashed a grin and put his hands against his temples.

“Brian, your mum misses you.”

The cop’s eyes went wide in surprise before they suddenly narrowed.
“Who the fuck told you about my mom, shitbird?! HUH?!”

John could see the blue aura pulsing faster and faster as the deputies face turned redder and redder.

“I’m magic,” John said with a laugh. “Didn’t you fucking hear me a little bit ago?”

“Settle down,” the deputy behind the wheel said. Of the three of them, he was certainly the one in charge. “Whoever he is, we’re going to find out soon enough.”

John flashed the angry cop a wink even as he continued to seeth. His aura continued to throb at a steady, but slower pace as their car made its way through Long Beach. The squadcar slowed and pulled into what looked like an autoshop. The sign by the road was in all Spanish. A latino gangbanger was waiting for them in front of a roll-up door. He waved them forward as the door began to slowly rise. The squadcar pulled through, followed by the second car.

A small group of men were waiting inside the garage. They were all dressed in the cholo chic attire of low-riding khaki pants, wifebeaters, and lots of ink on their arms. The other two men stood out like sore thumbs. One was a swarthy man in an all black suit and tie.The other man looked like a bloody sitcom dad. He even wore a sweater vest and reading glasses. But all around him was the same blue aura as the cops, only his was far darker and far larger. Like the officers, this man was tied to something… but he was higher on the food chain than they were.

“Who the fuck is this?” Raul Garcia asked when he saw John being pulled out the back of the car.

“You tell us,” said Milford. “He seems to know an awful lot about us.”

“I’ve never seen this man before in my life,” said Garcia.

“C’mon, Raul,” said John. “You having a laugh? It’s me, your old mate.”

“I don’t know this piece of shit,” Raul said, louder this time.

John noticed the auras around the two patrol officers began to pulse, which in turn made their boss’s aura grow and pulse as well. Akerman, the one not connected, seemed to just look around nervously with a hand close to his hip holster. The muscle bound deputy with the sergeant stripes cracked his neck and scowled at Garcia.

“You telling me he’s full of shit?”

“If I’m full of shite,” said John. “How come I know about Angel?”

“Shut the fuck up,” the sergeant said, pushing John to the ground.
“What the fuck about Angel?” asked Garcia.

“Don’t you say a fucking word,” Milford hissed. His genial demeanor was gone and another man all together seemed to have taken his place.

“What about Angel?” Garcia repeated. The cholos all started to step forward to surround the cops. “Angel, my best dealer? Angel, my wife’s cousin? Angel, the one who was always ride or die with me? You mean that Angel? What about him?”

“LA County--” John started before Michaels kicked him in the face.

“Touch him again and you die!” Garcia roared. “WHAT ABOUT ANGEL?”

“LA County’s finest beat him into a coma,” John said, spitting blood on Michaels’ shoes. “All to test if Deputy Seward had it in him to be a real white man.”

“Raul,” said Milford, a hand out. “Just calm down.”

But from the ground, John could see Milford starting to go for his gun with the hand not raised. Likewise the other three deputies were doing the same. One of Raul’s gangbangers noticed and started to yell, raising his own gun to fire back at the cops. John put his fingers in his ears and prepared for what was about to follow.
Also, gonna try and get another post up to progress my crossover with Byrd. Hopefully we'll be able to wrap that up before the season ends.


We fucking better, son.

I got season two plans too.

As someone whose Teen Titans run was Top 3 favorite RPG experiences ever, I'm feeling so triggered right now...


*Nostalgia Intensifies*
After thinking about it, I have decided to ditch the Guardians for...


I will finish up with the Guardians and leave them at a good enough spot in case someone wants to play them. Then, I will start working on a Black Panther sheet and post it on the Season 2 interest check. And that means the Asgardians of the Galaxy is becoming reality.


Why can't it be White Panther?
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