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PROLOGUE
DEAD FUEL

Soundtrack


August 6th, 1968
Encino, Los Angeles


The rusty and battered Ford pickup crept down the gravel road. Night had fallen on the San Fernando Valley, and this far out of the city the only real light were the truck’s two headlights. Inside the truck’s cab, the cherry red glow of a cigarette tip floated from side to side as the Cowpoke exhaled smoke from his nostrils.

Elton Britt’s yodeling came out the radio while the Cowpoke squinted to see through the pickup’s dirty windshield. The headlights shone on a wooden sign that read FUTURE HOME OF PACIFIC VILLAS: COMING LATE 1969. This was the place. The truck rolled along the gravel road past the sign and down over a small hill. The gravel stretched down below the hill in a road laid out in a grid pattern. The bones of half a dozen homes were below with the foundations of at least three dozen more across the grid. Construction equipment and earthmovers were parked for the night.

The Cowpoke rolled the pickup down the hill and came to a stop outside one of the half built homes. He left the engine running and the lights on as he climbed out the truck and walked towards the house. The cigarette in his mouth was down to the nub. He spat it out and paused to pull out a fresh smoke from the packet. His zippo with the Indian head engraving on it lit up as he put flame to a new cigarette. The dim light of the zippo showed a face weathered and cracked by the sun.

The boards creaked as the Cowpoke walked across what would become the house’s porch. He stepped through the opening that was supposed to be the front door. Even with the lights of his truck barely casting into the house he could see the leftovers of their handy work. Blood on the walls, cooled candle wax on the floor, and the smell of blood and wine in the air.

The body on the floor was like the last few he had seen. Dead as hell and all carved up. Blood ran with violet body paint on the body and made it all one big mess. The Cowpoke took a long drag off his cigarette before exhaling smoke into the air and shaking his head. He’d seen cattle treated with more dignity than these people treated other humans. But who the hell was he to judge?

Another fresh cigarette in his mouth and he was back at the truck, this time unloading his tools from the bed and walking back into the house. He splashed gasoline around the body in a swirling pattern that went outward across the room. The instructions were very specific on the pattern he had to follow. He emptied the last of the can on the unfinished house’s porch before stepping down the stairs to his truck. He reached into the breast pocket of his pearl snap shirt and pulled out the device. It was a simple cigarette with three matchbooks tied to it with rubber bands. The Cowpoke pulled his zippo out and lit the tip of the cigarette. He carefully walked back towards the house and placed the device down at the end of the gas trail. The tip of the cigarette glowed and began to slowly burn its way down.

The Cowpoke drove the truck up the hill and parked at the top. He left the engine running, but killed the lights. He knew the fuse would take about ten minutes to burn down to the matchbooks. From there the matches would alight and catch the gasoline on fire.With all the construction material and still to be cleared brush surrounding the lots, in fifteen minutes this whole part of the San Fernando Valley would be in flames.

A light shone from the half-built house below as the fire caught. The Cowpoke began to breathe heavily as he saw it all catch flames. He coughed and felt his jeans grow tight in the crotch as the fire began to engulf it all. These people he was dealing with, the ones who paid him to clean up their messes. They could have their fun all they wanted to. They slaughtered them like cows, sure. But the fire… it didn’t care. The flames consumed man and beast alike. It didn’t care about your station in life or how much you had to offer. The fire was the great equalizer in this world. And The Cowpoke had seen it's power over the years firsthand. Men and women and children burned to a crisp by the flames. It was all so beautiful.

A loud hacking fit seized the Cowpoke suddenly. He spat a wad of bloody phlem from his mouth and out the truck window. The flames had grown across the entire development now. Seemed as if Pacific Villas would have to change that sign... coming in 1970... or 1971. He Cowpoke laughed heartily and started to turn his truck away from the flames.
J A M E S A U G U S T
J A M E S A U G U S T

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
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C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y
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James Nigel August
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37 | Single
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UCLA | English
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James August was born in 1931 in Manchester, England. His father Richard -- a former Church of England clergyman -- was a theology professor at the University of Manchester while his mother, Matilda, was a poet. When James was 6 the family moved south as James' father took a teaching post as Cambridge.

After the outbreak of the Second World War, Richard August began a job consulting with the British government on matters of strange phenoemnon. In early 1941, Richard and a group of

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The official statement is that Richard, the other six civilian advisors, and the platoon of paratroopers died in a plane crash in the Scottish highlands. Despite a life of low-paying jobs as preacher and teacher, Richard August strangely left behind a vast fortune to his family. Young James thought of joining the clergy like his father, but instead went straight into academia. He became an Oxford Don in the early 50's and was on course to gain a fulltime teaching position at the prestigious university when he was asked to leave. While the cause for his dismissal was never fully revealed, the rumors had it was due to either his political or sexual beliefs. He was blacklisted in the UK, so James struck west to the New World.

Now in his late 30's, he teaches religion and philosiphy at the Univeristy of California Los Angeles by day and spends his nights aross the city of angels, in ancipiation of something coming from the dark.




August, 1968


It's 1968 and the Summer of Love from two years ago is a thing of the forgotten past. Martin Luther King Jr. and his dream die at an assassin’s hand that April, while RFK is gunned down before he can continue his older brother’s work in the White House. President Johnson continues to escalate the war in Vietnam under the hopes of getting North Vietnam to the table before his presidential term is up. The country roils with uncertainty and chaos as riots and protests break out across the nation on seemingly a weekly basis. Riots and protests grip the nation, from everywhere to the nation's capital in Washington, to rural South Carolina.

In Los Angeles an arsonist terrorizes the city with fire after fire. LA Fire Department arson investigator Charlie Rembrandt begins to see a dark pattern emerging across the map of burn sites. His investigation leads him to the doorstep of James August, a self-described mage and master of all things magical. August has also been investigated in the arsonists and what it means to the mystical world. Together, the two men form a makeshift alliance and discover a vast and sweeping conspiracy across the city of angels. Fire, magic, murder, kidnappings, and a dark svengali at the center of a web of power and debauchery.
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I is a no belt but, I was trained by an actual MMA fighter if that counts.


So just do no-GI? I've been doing both the last few months.
I don't have a BJJ tournament this weekend, but I have been inflicted with a lot of work related psychic damage this week so I'm unsure if I'll get a Frosty post up but I will try. Sorry that it's been a bit slow going so far.


Just saw this. What's your rank?
Generational Test - Finish the Lyrics:

"Hey now ___"


Hey now, don't dream it's over.
Okay, so inspiration struck me not long after I announced I would be retiring Question and Huntress.

Hit it.



Happy Man of Tomorrow Thursday for those who celebrate.


I observe Kal-elwanzaa


Prologue
"Running With The Devil"


Walter Reed Medical Center
Bethesda, MD
Four Months Ago


Rick Flag Sr. rode the elevator in silence. He was alone on this trip to Walter Reed, his usual entourage of staff officers and advisors had been left behind in North Carolina. Even the military garb had been traded out for jeans and a white t-shirt with a black bomber jacket. To most of the people walking the hospital halls Flag appeared to be just another a middle aged man, fit for his age and for sure ex-military by the look of him. But that wasn’t uncommon in a place like Walter Reed.

Flag was no stranger to the hospital. He’d spent time here in early 2002, rehabbing on a broken shoulder that came during Tora Bora. Ricky had been laid up here for two weeks after tearing his ACL during Ranger school at Ft. Bragg. Even the old man himself was committed to the psych ward after MACV-SOG duty, a sensitive subject for the Flag family. Inside the special forces community of the 60’s and 70’s it was one thing to show off your battle scars and medals with pride, but when those scars were mental, when the damage done followed you stateside, nobody wanted to talk about that.

A guard stood outside the hospital room he wanted. An MP with a sidearm on his left hip and an M4 slung aroun his shoulder. He eyed Flag as the older man approached. Flag had a visitor’s lanyard around his neck so the guard knew he had at least passed some sort of security downstairs. Flag slowly pulled his ID out his jacket pocket and showed it to the guard. When the MP saw it his eyes widened and he snapped to attention.

“At ease,” Flag said with a nod. “Corporal, how about you take a coffee break for about ten minutes or so?”

“Yes, sir,” said the MP. He started to walk away when Flag called for him.

“Yes, general?”

“Forget you ever saw me,” Flag winked.

The MP gave an informal salute and hurried off while Flag slipped into the hospital room. It was dark inside and there was an odor of sweat and a lingering smell of something Flag couldn’t quite place. Later, when it was much too late, he would identify it as the smell of scorched flesh and sulfur.

He found Shrieve laying in the hospital bed staring off into the middle distance. His left arm was handcuffed to the bed’s railing while his right arm… didn’t exist. There were bandages on his right shoulder and side that confirmed that the right part of his body had been burned severely in a blast. His right arm was gone from the shoulder down. Shrieve’s eyes focused and then would glaze over after a few seconds. He never acknowledged or even turned his head towards Flag.

“Colonel,” said Flag. “I know you know who I am. My damn picture is plastered on almost every wall in Fort Bragg. And I know you. Always like to know who the ones running my taskforces are.”

Shrieve acted like he hadn’t heard Flag’s words. He continued to stare off into space like he was catatonic. Flag read the evals on his trip up from Bragg. The Colonel had all motor functions in his remaining limbs, even with the burns and scar tissue. Whatever was going on with him was in his head.

“Doctors seem to think you have shellshock, PTSD, whatever they call it these days. Easy to understand why…I read the action reports, Shrieve. A DEVGRU rapid response team in East Africa conducting a raid on a suspected narcoterrorist compound in Somalia pulled off a HIHO drop and glided twelve miles over enemy and hostile territory to land within a football field of the compound. These sixteen SEALs get to the target and find… the reinforced gate blasted wide open and a goddamn slaughterhouse inside. At least thirty dead bodies, Americans among them. Signs of drug running, human trafficking, and even human sacrifice. I saw the photo of one soldier with a pentagram carved in his head. Only one sole survivor. You, Colonel. You’re missing an arm and burnt worse than my first wife’s attempts at cooking. But you’re alive. The big question is, what the fuck were you doing there?”

Flag saw Shrieve stir a bit at that. The general had to repress a grin.

“An entire unit of Delta Force that was supposed to be stateside training is just running around Somalia doing god knows what. The Department of Defense had to move heaven and earth to get this shit covered up. I had to move heaven and earth. According to the official records you died as well, Colonel. You couldn’t be stabilized so you died here at Walter Reed before you could be interrogated. That’s the story I put out at least. You're a dead man, Shrieve. And I can do whatever I want with a dead man. No rules, no code of conduct on treatment. Because once you're dead, you can't die again."

Shrieve finally began to turn his neck towards Flag. When the two men made eye contact, Flag could see a spark behind the colonel’s eyes. He almost flinched at the site. Of all the horrible things he had seen over his decades as a soldier, the look in Shrieve's eyes was at the top of that list. He couldn’t tell if it was hatred, joy, insanity, or some combination of the three.

“The dead, general?” Shrieve rasped. “They can die… again and again and again.”

“In that case,” Flag said softly. “How would you like to see some more?”




Ft. Bragg, North Carolina
Now


“You got a typo on your ID, sarge,” the guard at the shack said to Rock. “Says your in-service date of 1937.”

“Soldier,” Rock grunted. “The army doesn’t make mistakes, you should know that.”

The guard laughed and passed Rock back the ID. He waved him through and Rock drove his truck on base. Fort Bragg was the same old dump it had always been. It was Camp Bragg the first time he came through here as a fresh faced and wide-eyed private. In those days it was a little more than a cow pasture with some barracks beside it. Now it was the beating heart of the US military’s special forces industrial complex. And Rock hated it.

He had hated special forces for a long time. Back during the war – even though he had served in over a dozen armed conflicts there was only one war – the commandos who dropped in behind enemy lines with just a few weapons and a poorly drawn map were special. Those were the special forces. These guys who ran around now looked more like outlaw bikers than soldiers, long beards and arms filled with tattoos. A lot of them acted like it as well. An entire organization built on secrecy and avoiding accountability had created… an organization of secrecy and avoiding accountability. Shocker there.

Rock pulled into a parking spot outside of a non-descript three story building. The door leading into the building had a piece of paper taped to it announcing “TASKFORCE M HQ - NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ALLOWED” Rock grabbed his spit cup and dip before he climbed out the truck and went inside.

“Sergeant Rock,” the man at the desk said.

He stood as Rock entered. He was wearing the battle dress uniform of the Army, his hat on the desk. The insignia on his lapels was that of a full bird colonel. He had dark hair with a shock of gray running through it and his eyes were sunken into his skull with dark rings beneath his eyes.

“Colonel Matt Shrieve.”

He held out his left hand for Rock to shake. Rock noticed his right arm. While it was mostly covered by the sleeves of his BDU, the hand that poked out the cuff was silver, the fingers robotic.

“Welcome to Taskforce M,” he said with a wide grin that made the colonel look unhinged. “Most of the team are asleep. They’re more the nocturnal types…”

Shrieve laughed to himself, a little too loudly. Rock noticed he still hadn’t let his hand go, so he firmly removed it from his grasp.

“But you can meet the Bride. Follow me.”

Rock knew the military loved their goofy nicknames, but the Bride was a new one on him. He followed Shrieve down the carpeted hallways. It looked like your average run of the mill military office building. Flag had promised him something challenging, but he hadn’t said what exactly.

“The general speaks highly of you, sarge,” said Shrieve. “How does a staff sergeant get so chummy with the commander of JSOC?”

“I’m a family friend,” said Rock. “Flag’s father served with…”

Rock thought back to the jungles of Laos, the Ho Chi Minh trail, the heat and gunfire and the smell of napalm. The sound of chopper blades in the night and someone begging for mercy in a language Rock couldn’t understand.

“My grandfather in Vietnam. My grandfather and his dad served together in 'Nam.”

Shrieve eyed Rock strangely. A playful smile crept onto his face.

“You can drop the act, Sarge. I read your file.”

“So did I, sergeant,” a refined British voice said from around the corner.



“Thank you for your service,” the Bride of Frankenstein said with a mock salute.

“Welcome to Taskforce M,” Shrieve said with an off-kilter giggle. “The M stands for Monster.”

The Bride gave a questionable glance to Shrieve before looking at Rock with a smile.

"Come meet the rest of the team."
C R E A T U R E C O M M A N D O S
C R E A T U R E C O M M A N D O S

"There are things that go bump in the night... and we are the ones that bump back."
-- Guillermo del Toro


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T H E S T O R Y S O F A R...
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If there is one thing the United States Government is good at, it's taking advantage of a crisis. In the late 1970s, as the CIA's highly controversial assassination and intelligence programs made front page news and agents were dragged in front of Congress, the Department of Defense wrested the banner of spycraft and assassinations from the CIA. They created the Joint Special Operations Command, a special forces taskforce hidden deep inside the Pentagon's bureaucracy that could carry out the CIA's mission with trained soldiers instead of bureaucrats.

In the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks, JSOC became the tip of the spear when it came to warfare and intelligence gathering in the "Global War on Terror." With very little oversight and a massive black budget, politicians and journalists alike are too afraid to dig too deep and appear as if they did not support the military.

Now, as the metahuman crisis develops across the world, JSOC and DoD planners look back to the past to decide the future. While some departments experiment with metahuman prisoners as soldiers, a parallel program "Task Force M" relies on an even more unconventional fighting force to protect the world.


P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S )
P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S )
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"From Dusk Til Dawn"


With rumors and reports of monsters joining the ongoing ground war between Pokolistan and Markovia, Task Force M arrives and finds an entire mercenary company made up of vampires trying to tip the conflict in favor of the Markovians, their leader a sadistic American named Skinner Sweet.

"Bone Tomahawk"


When an entire platoon of National Guardsmen are wiped out in the mountains of Montana and Task Force M are sent to investigate. Along the way they discover the journal of Jonah Hex, a long gone wild west bounty hunter, and find his tale from 150 years earlier begins to mirror their own.

"Only Lovers Left Alive"


Task Force M find themselves in London investigating magic based espionage. Unbeknownst to them, a figure from the Bride's past watches from the shadows with a plan to win her back -- if necessary, by bloody force.


C A S T
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Sgt. Frank Rock -Soldier cursed with immortality
Dr. Michael Morbius - Vampire
Jack Russell – Werewolf
The Bride - Homunculus
J.A.K.E. - Codenamed GI Robot, WW2 era Nazi killer
Col. Matt Shrieve - Commander of Task Force M
Lt. Gen. Rick Flag Sr. - JSOC Commander
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