Look, everyone should just be proud that I'm not making Spider-Man with the serial numbers filed off... again.
RIP Mantis
Look, everyone should just be proud that I'm not making Spider-Man with the serial numbers filed off... again.

C H A R A C T E R P O R T R A I T _________________________________________________________C H A R A C T E R P O R T R A I T ![]() _________________________________________________________ C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y _________________________________________________________C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y CHRISTOPHER CHANCE _________________________________________________________ AMERICAN | HUMAN TARGET _________________________________________________________ OPAL CITY C H A R A C T E R N O T E S C H A R A C T E R N O T E S P O S T C A T A L O G P O S T C A T A L O G | C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T Are you a paranoid mob boss certain someone is out to get you? Are you a scuzzy CEO who did the crime but doesn't want to do the time? Are you once beloved child author now has problematic takes you blame on "toxic wokeness?" Then I am the man for you. Hi, my name is Christoper Chase and I'm the Human Target. For a reasonable and fair fee I will impersonate you. I'll be the decoy in your complex revenge plans, I'll do the crime while you relax on beach in a country that doesn't have extradition, I'll go on cable news and either cool the flames, or double down on your stance while you're free to continue working on your side project of poorly paced and written mystery novels. Every day we go through life with targets on our back. Having sworn nemesisees is a mark of a successful individual. Heck, if you don't have enemies in life are you even living? Look, death comes for us all. But if you can stave off the inevitable for a little while longer, why wouldn't you? Let me put that target on my back. I'm Christopher Chase and I get shot, stabbed, poisoned, and defenestrated so you don't have to. P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S ) P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S ) Big Trouble In Little Mogadishu Chase finds himself hired by a local drug lord in a part of Brooklyn known as "Little Mogadishu" after the drug lord narrowly avoids assassination. Chase begins to drift down the rabbit hole of conspiracy as he discovers a vast network of public officials tied to the drug lord's empire. Pay the Piper A mob tax accountant hires Chase to get him to safety after a bounty is put on his head. Chase must get him safely to Canada ahead of both the mob assassins and the FBI. Click Click Boom! Chaes enters the employ of a low-level masked hero after Onomatopeia, a serial killer who targets capes, begins a new spree. |
<Snipped quote by Roman>
Ha, now that's a character people will fight over.

<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>
It's been 12 hours, no one is going to compete with Byrd for the Human Target, and the IC has been up for over two weeks.
Enjoy an early acceptance!

C H A R A C T E R P O R T R A I T _________________________________________________________C H A R A C T E R P O R T R A I T ![]() _________________________________________________________ C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y _________________________________________________________C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y CHRISTOPHER CHANCE _________________________________________________________ AMERICAN | HUMAN TARGET _________________________________________________________ OPAL CITY C H A R A C T E R N O T E S C H A R A C T E R N O T E S P O S T C A T A L O G P O S T C A T A L O G | C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T Are you a paranoid mob boss certain someone is out to get you? Are you a scuzzy CEO who did the crime but doesn't want to do the time? Are you once beloved child author now has problematic takes you blame on "toxic wokeness?" Then I am the man for you. Hi, my name is Christoper Chase and I'm the Human Target. For a reasonable and fair fee I will impersonate you. I'll be the decoy in your complex revenge plans, I'll do the crime while you relax on beach in a country that doesn't have extradition, I'll go on cable news and either cool the flames, or double down on your stance while you're free to continue working on your side project of poorly paced and written mystery novels. Every day we go through life with targets on our back. Having sworn nemesisees is a mark of a successful individual. Heck, if you don't have enemies in life are you even living? Look, death comes for us all. But if you can stave off the inevitable for a little while longer, why wouldn't you? Let me put that target on my back. I'm Christopher Chase and I get shot, stabbed, poisoned, and defenestrated so you don't have to. P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S ) P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S ) Big Trouble In Little Mogadishu Chase finds himself hired by a local drug lord in a part of Brooklyn known as "Little Mogadishu" after the drug lord narrowly avoids assassination. Chase begins to drift down the rabbit hole of conspiracy as he discovers a vast network of public officials tied to the drug lord's empire. Pay the Piper A mob tax accountant hires Chase to get him to safety after a bounty is put on his head. Chase must get him safely to Canada ahead of both the mob assassins and the FBI. Click Click Boom! Chaes enters the employ of a low-level masked hero after Onomatopeia, a serial killer who targets capes, begins a new spree. |
