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5 yrs ago
Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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None of your damn business.

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Look, everyone should just be proud that I'm not making Spider-Man with the serial numbers filed off... again.


RIP Mantis
All sheets must be approved by the Inspector General and their approval must be notarized by a notary who has been approved by the Inspector General with a notarized approval from an indepndently approved notary who was approved by the committee of the Inspector Generalship whose members are selected by pure happenstance... simple enough
du fuq



H U M A N T A R G E T
H U M A N T A R G E T


"I'm a fool to do your dirty work. Oh yeah."
-- Steely Dan
C H A R A C T E R P O R T R A I T
C H A R A C T E R P O R T R A I T
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C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y
C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y
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CHRISTOPHER CHANCE
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AMERICAN | HUMAN TARGET
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OPAL CITY

C H A R A C T E R N O T E S
C H A R A C T E R N O T E S
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P O S T C A T A L O G
P O S T C A T A L O G
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C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T
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Are you a paranoid mob boss certain someone is out to get you?
Are you a scuzzy CEO who did the crime but doesn't want to do the time?
Are you once beloved child author now has problematic takes you blame on "toxic wokeness?"

Then I am the man for you.

Hi, my name is Christoper Chase and I'm the Human Target. For a reasonable and fair fee I will impersonate you. I'll be the decoy in your complex revenge plans, I'll do the crime while you relax on beach in a country that doesn't have extradition, I'll go on cable news and either cool the flames, or double down on your stance while you're free to continue working on your side project of poorly paced and written mystery novels. Every day we go through life with targets on our back. Having sworn nemesisees is a mark of a successful individual. Heck, if you don't have enemies in life are you even living? Look, death comes for us all. But if you can stave off the inevitable for a little while longer, why wouldn't you? Let me put that target on my back. I'm Christopher Chase and I get shot, stabbed, poisoned, and defenestrated so you don't have to.


P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S )
P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S )
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Big Trouble In Little Mogadishu


Chase finds himself hired by a local drug lord in a part of Brooklyn known as "Little Mogadishu" after the drug lord narrowly avoids assassination. Chase begins to drift down the rabbit hole of conspiracy as he discovers a vast network of public officials tied to the drug lord's empire.

Pay the Piper


A mob tax accountant hires Chase to get him to safety after a bounty is put on his head. Chase must get him safely to Canada ahead of both the mob assassins and the FBI.

Click Click Boom!


Chaes enters the employ of a low-level masked hero after Onomatopeia, a serial killer who targets capes, begins a new spree.
Time to catch up on what I missed while eating cake in my red leather jumpsuit Eddie Murphy wore in Raw...

<Snipped quote by Roman>

Ha, now that's a character people will fight over.


<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

It's been 12 hours, no one is going to compete with Byrd for the Human Target, and the IC has been up for over two weeks.

Enjoy an early acceptance!


I’ll take that as a compliment


H U M A N T A R G E T
H U M A N T A R G E T

"I'm a fool to do your dirty work. Oh yeah."
-- Steely Dan
C H A R A C T E R P O R T R A I T
C H A R A C T E R P O R T R A I T
_________________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________
C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y
C H A R A C T E R S U M M A R Y
_________________________________________________________
CHRISTOPHER CHANCE
_________________________________________________________
AMERICAN | HUMAN TARGET
_________________________________________________________
OPAL CITY

C H A R A C T E R N O T E S
C H A R A C T E R N O T E S
_________________________________________________________
P O S T C A T A L O G
P O S T C A T A L O G
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C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T
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Are you a paranoid mob boss certain someone is out to get you?
Are you a scuzzy CEO who did the crime but doesn't want to do the time?
Are you once beloved child author now has problematic takes you blame on "toxic wokeness?"

Then I am the man for you.

Hi, my name is Christoper Chase and I'm the Human Target. For a reasonable and fair fee I will impersonate you. I'll be the decoy in your complex revenge plans, I'll do the crime while you relax on beach in a country that doesn't have extradition, I'll go on cable news and either cool the flames, or double down on your stance while you're free to continue working on your side project of poorly paced and written mystery novels. Every day we go through life with targets on our back. Having sworn nemesisees is a mark of a successful individual. Heck, if you don't have enemies in life are you even living? Look, death comes for us all. But if you can stave off the inevitable for a little while longer, why wouldn't you? Let me put that target on my back. I'm Christopher Chase and I get shot, stabbed, poisoned, and defenestrated so you don't have to.


P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S )
P L O T ( S ) & G O A L ( S )
________________________________________________________________________________________
Big Trouble In Little Mogadishu


Chase finds himself hired by a local drug lord in a part of Brooklyn known as "Little Mogadishu" after the drug lord narrowly avoids assassination. Chase begins to drift down the rabbit hole of conspiracy as he discovers a vast network of public officials tied to the drug lord's empire.

Pay the Piper


A mob tax accountant hires Chase to get him to safety after a bounty is put on his head. Chase must get him safely to Canada ahead of both the mob assassins and the FBI.

Click Click Boom!


Chaes enters the employ of a low-level masked hero after Onomatopeia, a serial killer who targets capes, begins a new spree.
Sorry I follow GOTG, I’m Grootish
Had an idea for a character I want to do, subject to GM approval. Keep in mind this would be more of a solo thing.


Chapter I
Point of Origin




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